God level funny comparison system

Chapter 332 I was tricked!

Yang Yang froze again, then suddenly threw himself into Zhang Long's arms, tears streaming down his face.

"Raise your hands, put them on her quilt, and touch, touch." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl raised a pair of white and tender jade hands, and touched and touched in the void.

"Touch your sister!" Zhang Long shouted with a bitter face in his heart, this is the little aunt, the guilt is too evil.

"Do you want to touch it? Do you need experience? Are you looking for electricity?" The little girl suddenly asked with a sullen face.

Zhang Long closed his eyes, and the entanglement he hadn't felt for a long time resurfaced again, entangled to the point of pain, how could such a thing be put on the table in this life.

There was no other way, Zhang Long had no choice but to raise his hand and put it on Yang Yang's somewhat warm back. It felt like an electric shock, and a scene of being violently beaten by his father Zhang Tiande instinctively appeared in his mind.

Yang Yang smiled, brimming with happiness.

"Long'er, I'm so happy." She tightened her nerves again, and suddenly, she frowned again and asked: "Then... what about Yanran? And your Liu Yueqing?"

"Uh..." Zhang Long was immediately stopped by the question, wondering if he could marry both of them.

Before this idea was formed, the little girl in the sea of ​​knowledge interjected: "Like me." Taking a deep breath, the little girl put on a posture of singing again, looked into a pair of big eyes and said: "Men, three wives and four four Concubine is normal, don't worry."

Zhang Long opened his mouth, and the saliva flowed out. You think it was 1000 years ago. These days, women are like tigers. One is scary enough. If you do three or four, isn't this sending sheep into the tiger's mouth?

Besides, with my little aunt's character, how could she agree to such a ridiculous thing.

"Will you say it?" In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl had already raised her little hand, and there was a blue electric light flickering on the little hand.

"Okay, let me say." Zhang Long was completely heartbroken, and he didn't think much about it anymore, he just broke the jar and said: "Little aunt, for a man, it's normal to have three wives and four concubines, especially for a handsome man like me."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Long raised one hand and put it on his face, preventing his little aunt from slapping her across the face.Unexpectedly, Yang Yang was not angry, but giggled instead.

"When did our Long'er become narcissistic?" She lay on Zhang Long's chest, "Yanran is a good girl, and I like her very much, that Liu Yueqing, I always feel that something is wrong with her, but I can't tell what's wrong , so if you want to marry her in the future, I have to check on her."

Zhang Long grinned dryly, imagining the years to come, and suddenly felt that something big was about to happen.

Regarding Liu Yueqing, Yang Yang has always been on guard, not because he was jealous of Liu Yueqing's relationship with Zhang Long, but because he felt that Liu Yueqing was acting secretly and was worried about Zhang Long, so he paid attention.

As for how many women Zhang Long marries, Yang Yang really doesn't care, she doesn't expect anything extravagantly, nor is she a domineering woman, the only hope is to see Zhang Long every day as she did when she was a child, this is the greatest happiness.

"Long'er, do you want to start this relationship now?" Suddenly, Yang Yang raised his eyes and stared at Zhang Long with a wink, his eyes were as tender as water, and his ethereal voice almost melted away.

Especially the moonlight separated by the white gauze cast a light halo on Yang Yang's delicate and pretty face, Zhang Long couldn't help being in a trance, it was so beautiful, just like a scene in a dream.

"Why, how..." Zhang Long said tremblingly, his eyes were full of guilt, and before he finished speaking, Yang Yang's soft lips that were somewhat cool closed his mouth.

It was as if a volcano that had been suppressed for many years finally erupted. Yang Yang completely melted and went completely crazy. She took the initiative to suppress Zhang Long under her delicate body.

Zhang Long was stupefied with fright, all kinds of propriety, righteousness, shame, benevolence, kindness and filial piety were reversed in his heart, and he competed with the evil fire that was about to stir in his chest.But the problem is, Yang Yang, the goblin, has already started messing around on his body. Even if he can keep the Buddha's heart, he can't keep the Buddha's body.

More importantly, Zhang Long's Buddha heart could not be kept anymore, and the evil fire in his chest was about to explode.

"Calm down, calm down, calm down again!" Zhang Long murmured out of breath in his heart, "I'm damn... I can't control it."

Finally, feeling the entanglement of water snakes on his body, Zhang Long stopped thinking about it and prepared to switch from defense to offense.

Yang Yang has long been lost in the pleasure that he has never experienced before, his breath is heavy, his exhalation is like blue, the temperature on his delicate body is also rising rapidly, exuding a very special breath.

Under the moonlight, Yang Yang is as white as jade...

"Zhang Long, control it!" In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl's warning voice came as promised.

"Control your uncle, get out! Don't bother me!" Zhang Long said in a beastly manner.

The little girl's face darkened, and she stretched out her small hands, and a large piece of blue current flowed out.

"Tch la la!" In the dark room, suddenly the blue light was generous, and a large amount of electric current shot out, and Zhang Long and Yang Yang's sticky bodies bounced off at once, as if a spring was installed between the two of them. .

At the same time, Zhang Long's whole body was scorched black suddenly, with green smoke curling up, which was extremely pungent.

Yang Yang was sluggish on the bed, his beautiful round eyes were no longer blurred, some were full of astonishment, how could this be so good, it was like being struck by lightning all of a sudden?

Heartbroken, Yang Yang quickly raised his eyes to look at the window, the veil was swaying, the moonlight was like water, and there was no thunder. Could it be, could it be that his identity really angered the sky and attracted a thunderbolt from the blue sky.

"God, we are not related by blood." Yang Yang shouted angrily in his heart.

"Uh... It's cool now." At this moment, Zhang Long exhaled a puff of green smoke, stared at the ceiling and muttered to himself, the evil fire that was full of him was extinguished at once. The skin is tender, and it feels more refreshed, and it is almost empty.

"Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form." Zhang Long sighed again, and looked back at Yang Yang, his bluish face was full of seriousness, "Little aunt, it's better to rest earlier, stop thinking about it, study hard every day Going up is king."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Long got out of bed in Heibuliuqiu, and walked away step by step.

"What, what?" Looking at Zhang Long's smoking back, Yang Yang blinked, not understanding what he was saying at all, and worried again: "Could it be that he was stunned by the electric shock?"

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After leaving Yang Yang's door, Zhang Long did not leave immediately, but looked up at the bright moon in the sky, with some tears in his eyes, but he said to the little girl in a miserable way in his sea of ​​consciousness: "Death is so cheap, we get along anyway. It’s been more than half a year, why are you messing with me like this? What kind of conditioned reflex are you, do you want me to associate the feeling of being shocked when I see a woman? You want me to be the last one.”

"Hehe..." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl covered her mouth and chuckled, but didn't answer.

Zhang Long closed his eyes, swallowed tears into his stomach, and began to scan his consciousness in the sea of ​​consciousness. Before he died, he said that this is a task. After all, it was accepted, so it should be regarded as the completion of the task.

However, when he saw his untouched experience points, a puff of green smoke came out of his mouth again, and he was pissed off.

"Death is cheap, what about the agreed experience? Don't tell me, I've been shocked like this and I haven't completed the task?" Gritting his teeth, Zhang Long said every word.

"Giggle..." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl suddenly laughed even harder. In the end, she lay down in the darkness with her little feet hurting, and laughed without the slightest bit of restraint, her hands still covering her stomach.

Zhang Long looked at the little girl and smiled like a fool, but his heart sank, and an ominous premonition arose spontaneously.

"At all, there is no task at all, haha... it's all just to tease you... giggling... I laughed so hard, Zhang Long, you are so naive..."

"..." Stuck in place, Zhang Long didn't react for a long time, feeling that the whole world was laughing at him, including that gentle Yuehua.

Being fooled, thoroughly fooled, like a monkey.More importantly, the compensation is huge. Not only did he make a promise to his little aunt, but he also almost... If there is a relationship, it's fine. The big deal is to do what you want to say, but at a critical moment, the bullet They were all loaded, and they were forcefully forced back again.

After a while, Zhang Long closed his eyes, took a few deep breaths, and said leisurely: "Death is cheap, if one day I can become a soul body, I, I promise to be the first to kill you, until you don't want it!" Yes!"

Zhang Long's face was red when he said that, and a faint blue smoke evaporated from his black and blue face again, as if he had been lit.

"You pervert, I'm still a child, you will lead me to ruin!" The little girl suddenly got up from the darkness, and then hundreds of millions of electric currents surged out.

Yang Yang was lying on the bed in the room, wondering if he was too anxious what he did just now, when suddenly he saw blue lightning flashing outside, crackling sounds, and a wolf howling scream.

"Aw... ah... eh..." Zhang Long's hair exploded, his white teeth were grinning, his eyes were wide open, and his cry could be heard five miles away.

Many servants of Zhang's family were alarmed, thinking they were burglars, and the black shadows flew by from the night, and soon surrounded Yang Yang's door. However, when everyone saw Zhang Long's After grinning and smoking all over his body, he was all stupid.