God level funny comparison system

Chapter 521

After repeated psychological blows, Zhang Long decided to take Nuo Wan'er with him.

There is no way, Zhang Long is afraid that if he persists, Nuo Wan'er will sit on the ground kicking his calves and crying loudly, this guy can do anything.

Originally, in the eyes of outsiders, Zhang Long was inhumane enough. If he was added with the charge of child abuse, it would be really inhumane.

After going on the road, Nuo Wan'er handed her huge travel bag to Zhang Long, and Zhang Long handed it to Shang Gu, so Shang Gu became a poor white dragon horse.

But Shang Gu didn't mind, he was really like a horse, carrying a travel bag, and walking along the way with an expressionless face.

The three of them planned to take the train to Tianmu Mountain. The first stop was the city closest to Tianmu Mountain, Shuojing, the capital of China!

Although now, all the trains have been changed to maglev, and the speed is super fast, but the name has not been changed. It is still called the train, in order to commemorate the long history of this means of transportation.

Soon, the three arrived at Jiangcheng Railway Station.

There are so many people at the train station, a sea of ​​people, all kinds of people, and the most conspicuous ones are the three of Zhang Long and the others.

Shang Gu walks with his head held high, his eyes straight, his face is cold, and he is carrying a huge travel bag. If he is not wearing a school uniform, people will instinctively recognize him as a ruthless killer or a serving soldier .

On the other hand, Zhang Long walked lazily, with a cigarette in his mouth, the smoke lingering above his head, with a decadent expression of not waking up, his eyes would light up only when he passed by a beautiful woman.

On the other side of Zhang Long is Nuo Wan'er in a cartoon outfit. The white and pink clothes are covered with various cartoon dolls. Unlike Zhang Long and Monk Gu, Nuo Wan'er walked dishonestly along the way, running back and forth, either bowing her head and kicking her little feet, as if the land had an enmity with her, or bluffing Zhang Long pointed and looked at the surrounding scenery and yelled, and he was excited for a long time when he saw a trash can, really like an alien who just came to earth.

Three people, three completely different styles, just lined up like this. Zhang Long stood in the middle and headed towards the ticket office in unison. To many people's attention.

Zhang Long was also puzzled, just the three of them, no matter in terms of personality, IQ or EQ, they had nothing to do with each other at all, so why did they get together?It's going quite harmoniously!

Turning his head to look at Shang Gu whose face was frozen like ice, and then looked back at Nuo Wan'er who was walking twitching, Zhang Long grinned, exhaled a puff of smoke, and continued walking forward with a dull expression.

Soon, three freaks entered the ticket hall.

Nuo Wan'er was in charge of queuing up to buy tickets, while Zhang Long and Shang Gu were waiting behind the long queue.

Looking at the slightly chubby Nuo Wan'er in the crowd, Zhang Long couldn't help but wonder, is this girl really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?On weekdays, she acts like she has no brains, but when it comes to critical moments, she looks like a shemale for thousands of years. She insists on controlling the expenses along the way, so it would be nice to take out the money and let the boys manage it.

"Hey! What are you doing?" At this moment, Nuo Wan'er who was queuing suddenly turned around, stared at a middle-aged uncle behind her, blinked her eyes, and asked resentfully.

"What are you doing? Why aren't you doing it? Little girl, you look so cute." The uncle showed a wretched smile, and twitched his hand inside his jacket, revealing a silvery cold glow.

"What's up, little girl, where are you going? Do you want me to accompany you?" Slowly putting the cold light back into his clothes, the uncle said again, looking at Nuo Wan'er's eyes, there was a hint of evil in his eyes, but also Thick threatening color.

Nuo Wan'er pursed her lips, and her small face suddenly became gloomy. She took a step back, then raised her finger and said to the uncle, "Wait for me, don't leave."

After finishing speaking, Nuo Wan'er left the team and walked towards Zhang Long.

"Waiting for you, tsk tsk, that small figure..." The middle-aged uncle turned his head, his eyes fixed on Nuo Wan'er's Xiasanlu, and he smacked his lips with a sinister smile.

Monk Zhang Long also saw this scene, and was wondering what happened to Nuo Wan'er, when he saw Nuo Wan'er walking over angrily.

Raising her hand and pulling Zhang Long's hand, Nuo Wan'er turned around and walked towards the uncle again.

Monk Zhang Long, who didn't know why, looked at each other alone, and followed Nuo Wan'er forward.

"Dead pervert, he touched me! He even threatened me with a broken knife! He said he would accompany me!" When she came to the wretched uncle, Nuo Wan'er raised her tender little finger and pointed at him, and said loudly.

"Shua." The entire noisy ticket hall fell silent, and countless eyes focused on it.

"Hey! Don't fucking talk nonsense, who touched you?" Feeling the hot eyes from everyone, the uncle suddenly became angry, staring at Nuo Wan'er and said.

"You fucking shut up for me first." Zhang Long's face darkened, he pointed at the uncle and roared, then looked down at Nuo Wan'er and asked, "Where did you touch?"

"Here." Nuo Wan'er pointed to her upturned butt.

"My mother..." Zhang Long took a deep breath, and the strong smell of gunpowder overflowed from his voice.

Looking at Nuo Wan'er's pouting butt, Shang Gu's expression became more and more severe.

The uncle was scolded by Zhang Long violently, he was stunned for a moment before he realized it, he raised his hand and shook the knife in his clothes, stared and shouted: "Stinky boy! Don't pretend to be aggressive here, be careful of me..."

It's a pity that Shang Gu made his move before he finished speaking.

A series of afterimages swayed away, Shang Gu stretched out his palm like lightning, grabbed the uncle's disheveled hair suddenly, and then pulled hard, while his knee suddenly pushed up.

"Bang Dang!" With a painful sound, the wretched uncle was stunned, two nosebleeds splashed out, his round eyes suddenly became dizzy, and his figure wandered and flew up like a carp jumping over a dragon's gate.

"Huh..." The onlookers gasped, and then stared at the wretched uncle who flew up and started discussing.

"This idiot doesn't have eyes, can't he see those two young people wearing the uniforms of Kewu University?"

"You're so courageous, you don't have any cultivation, and you dare to play hooligans in public."

"This is awesome. That little girl is not easy to mess with at first glance. Those two male students are probably her bodyguards."

"Bang Dang!" Amid the people's discussion, the wretched uncle fell to the ground, and the crowd automatically dispersed into a large open space, forming an encirclement circle, surrounding Zhang Longyi and others, all watching excitedly.

"Ah..." The bloody uncle shook his head on the ground, then raised his eyes to look at Shang Gu, yelled frantically, and finally drew out the knife and rushed up, shouting as he charged, "Damn, dare to hit me!" Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is an outlaw, let's see who is afraid of whom!"

"Dead your sister, slap!" Zhang Long's roar came, and he slapped his backhand casually. Under the horrified eyes of the people, he just hit the short knife swung by the uncle.

Everyone closed their eyes and couldn't help but think of the scene of Zhang Long's hands covered in blood. Unfortunately, what they heard was the sound of a short knife breaking.

When they opened their eyes again, people just saw the broken blade fall, and at the same time saw the swollen palm print on the wretched uncle's face.

This slap made the uncle turn around twice before falling down with stares in his eyes.

"Kill him!" Nuo Wan'er pointed at the fallen uncle angrily and screamed.

Zhang Long was also unambiguous, as soon as Nuo Wan'er gave an order, he rushed up to the uncle and stomped on it.

"Your sister, with that knife, do you think you are a swordsman? Don't have a dead mouse in your waist, so you dare to pretend to be a hunter? Touch, touch again, let you touch it again!"

Swearing and hitting, after a few words, the wretched uncle fell silent.

The onlookers all had expressions that couldn't bear to look directly at them, and they all sighed, young people nowadays are not easy to mess with, maybe they are the elites from the University of Science and Technology, they will kill you.

At this time, a group of personnel in charge of order at the train station rushed over. Looking at their attire, they should be members of the Wulian Association.

After they came up, everyone seriously explained the truth and wanted to take Zhang Long and the others away, saying that although the wretched uncle had made a mistake first, it was still wrong for Zhang Long to knock out his teeth.

Ever since, Zhang Long took out the golden military order, and even took out the golden technology order of the Federation of Science and Technology. Under the two tokens, a group of men in black suits bowed and nodded, their expressions immediately changed. Very respectful.

"Give me three tickets to Shuojing. In addition," Zhang Long pointed to the wretched uncle lying on the ground, "I won't check the contraband anymore, I have to check the appearance. In the future, people with wretched looks like this, Do not enter the station!"

"Okay, okay!" A leading man in a suit nodded quickly, then turned around with a serious face, and first shouted at a companion: "Why are you still standing there, hurry up and get three tickets to Shuojing!" Tickets!"

Then, he glanced at all the men in suits, and shouted in a deep voice: "The latest order from the superior is that those with obscene looks are not allowed to enter the station. Everyone will immediately leave the ticket office and undergo a appearance inspection!"

"You, take a photo of this guy, and use this kind of wretchedness as the standard. Anyone who comes close will not be allowed to enter the station!" Then he lowered his head and pointed at the bloody wretched uncle on the ground. The man in black pointed at another companion. shouted.

The whole ticket office was stunned, looking good, full of joy, lamenting that this natural beauty has finally come in handy, and those who are not good, feeling sad in my heart, feeling that these days, even the trains are not allowed to sit if they are not good ah!