God level funny comparison system

Chapter 761 Scary News

"Dear audience friends, I believe everyone is very familiar with the events of the past few days. Yes, we saw aliens, real aliens. From then on, aliens are no longer legends or rumors, they are true. Yes, they do exist, and they are handsome. This is an exciting discovery, proving that we are not the only ones in the universe! Actually, I thought about this question when I was a child, human beings are really too arrogant, the universe is boundless, What qualifications do we have to dare to say that we are the only one? It is really shameless."

On the scene of a TV show, a male host wearing glasses said excitedly, speaking as fast as a machine gun.

"Of course, this incident not only surprised me, but also brought countless doubts. Why did this alien come to our earth? And why did he come to the earth? Also, I believe everyone has heard it Rumor has it that when the aliens appeared, it was our hero who saved the world, the young and suave Mr. Zhang, who was fighting a monster suspected of being a remnant of the Dark God Sect. I heard that Mr. Zhang was dangerous at the beginning, and then the aliens People came out to save him, and gave him a very meaningful look."

"I don't need to say more about who Mr. Zhang is. He is the well-known Brother Long. He has emerged from school and has made great strides all the way. He has shown a variety of abilities and dispositions that are almost abnormal. To be honest, when I heard Brother Long's words After various deeds, like the alien incident I saw at this time, I also feel that Long Ge is not from Earth. Therefore, some people speculate that the alien may be Long Ge's biological father, and Long Ge's current father Zhang Tiande Zhang Mister may have been cuckolded, and Brother Long’s mother, Mo Xue, is the first woman on earth to have a child with an alien. I have to say, this is very possible. So is this guess true? ?”

"Haha, we are fortunate to have invited Brother Long to the show. Next, we will invite him to verify the authenticity of this matter for us. Brother Long, please!"

After the bespectacled host chatted endlessly, the camera cut to a sofa on a high platform, where Zhang Long sat with his legs crossed and a cigarette in his mouth, while Shang Gu stood beside him with a long sword on his back.

There was thunderous applause below, and all the audience were excited. They also pulled up various banners with various slogans, such as "Brother Long, I love you.", "Brother Long, I want to marry you.", "Brother Long I want to give birth to you.", "Brother Long, I want to have sex with you." A series of slogans that have completely fallen in love with Zhang Long, even crazy.

People were still shouting at the same time, and a group of men, women and children in the front row had already begun to climb up the stage desperately, only to be kicked down by a row of black-clothed men from the Martial Arts Association on the stage who were in charge of order.

But Zhang Long didn't go to see the scene where the servants followed each other. He was staring at the compere with a smile on his face, his face was gloomy, and the ash on the cigarette butt was more than an inch long without knowing it.

He was thinking, this host is really straightforward, damn it, which pot can't be opened and which pot can be lifted, openly calling himself a child of an alien to the audience all over the world?This is courting death.

Seeing Brother Long's expression about to kill someone, Shang Gu bent down slightly, and said in a deep voice, "Brother, this is a TV station, it would be disrespectful for you to do this, I'll go up and beat him up for you."

"Forget it." Zhang Long raised his hand and took down the cigarette butt, "I'll do it myself, otherwise I won't be able to relieve my anger."

At this time, the host came to sit on the sofa opposite Zhang Long with a microphone, and several suspended cameras followed, focusing on Zhang Long's face.

"Brother Long, haha, I didn't expect you to be so young. This is the first time I saw you alive. I was really excited. It seemed like I kissed you. Haha, don't be nervous. Other than that, I really can’t think of any other way to express my sincere respect. Can you do it, Brother Long?” Stretching out the microphone, the host asked.

"Cough," seeing the cold murderous look in Zhang Long's eyes, the host coughed lightly, and quickly changed his tune, "Ha, I was just kidding, um, let's get back to business, what about people's guesses? Anything to say? That’s right, the one about whether you’re your mother and the aliens…”

"I care about you, uncle! Crack!" Before the host finished speaking, Zhang Long couldn't bear it any longer, and slapped him across the face, bringing up afterimages, and the host fell headfirst to the ground.

"Wow... Grass! Ah da da da..." Zhang Long jumped up again, his fists and feet rained down, and then he heard the sound of dong dong dong dong dong dong, and a layer of weapons floated on the stage.

"Damn it... Crack!" Finally, Zhang Long pulled off a suspended camera and threw it on the host.

The camera exploded, and the scene suddenly became quiet.

"Huh... It's cool now." Straightening up, looking at the host whose face was covered with bruises, two streams of blood hanging from his nose, and tears in his eyes, he sighed leisurely.

Then, he arrogantly tossed his hair, looked back at the audience, raised his finger and said to everyone: "Listen, whoever spreads rumors about me in the future, I will throw him to the Fengling Islands to feed those two A black mantis!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Long turned around and left. After Shang Gu looked around the scene coldly, he turned around and left with Zhang Long. The scene was completely silent, except for the sound of everyone swallowing their saliva.

After that, no one dared to suspect that Zhang Long was a child of aliens, and no one dared to spread rumors everywhere.

However, this matter is not over, and Zhang Long still has many doubts in his heart.

As for where the Fengling Islands spaceship came from, how the two dark creatures came to Earth, and what purpose they had, Zhang Long didn't care, the key was the man in white robe.

Obviously, judging from his restoration of the appearance of the Fengling Islands, he was the one who did the seal of the Fengling Islands. Originally, it was nothing. His strength is as high as the sky, and it is normal to seal a few dark creatures that may cause the destruction of life. The biggest problem The thing is, this guy glanced at Zhang Long before he left, what was the reason for that meaningful look?

Also, since he is so powerful, why didn't he just kill those two dark creatures and seal them instead?

There is also that poem, thinking of that poem, Zhang Long is so angry that he is very good, a poet who pretends to be a woolen yarn, if he speaks clearly, he will die.

Originally, Zhang Long had some respect for this kind of guy with all-powerful abilities, but he ambiguously said a poem that no one could understand, and Zhang Long's impression of him was greatly reduced. Come on, if you don’t understand clearly, don’t say it. You can’t understand such a poem. Isn’t it for nothing? I hate this kind of pretender who didn’t graduate from elementary school and pretends to be Li Bai at every turn.

"Hey, I'm so cheap, did you come up with any tricks for that pretender's poem?" Zhang Long asked in the sea of ​​consciousness.

"Uh, I was thinking about it." Si Zhijian squatted in the darkness of the sea of ​​consciousness, thinking hard, "The sky is endless, hiding a vast meaning. The world is divided into black and white, and good fortune shows high and low. Impermanence and illusion have two poles, the same birth and death. I It's coming from the sky, it's hard to give up for Xuanqing."

"Hey, just think about it, you don't need to read it out." Zhang Long rolled his eyes, this poem sounds so weird.

"Oh, I didn't expect that when trying this kind of thing, a thousand people can see [-] meanings. Who knows what the aliens mean." He even gave up.

"Then the Zhijian system didn't find any clues?" Zhang Long asked again.

"Don't mention it, the Zhijian system seems to be depressed recently, and doesn't talk to me." Si Zhijian looked back at the darkness in the distance, and said sadly.

"What the hell?" Zhang Long grinned, "Depressed? Damn it, I didn't see that it's very fragile. Tell it for me that it's a system, don't play tricks on me."

As soon as Zhang Long finished speaking, a large transparent hand suddenly appeared in the clear sky on the top of the building, and gently stroked Zhang Long's head a few times, like a grandfather rubbing his grandson's head, with the familiar feeling of compassion. Affection.

"I didn't do it, it was the Zhijian system. It's been getting sad lately." The dead man in the sea of ​​consciousness quickly shook his hand to clarify.

"Funny than the system..." Zhang Long cursed dumbly, feeling the hairstyle that was crumpled into a chicken coop.

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"Okay, regardless of the poem, I still have a question that I don't understand. That guy is so powerful, no matter where he comes from, why didn't he just kill those two dark creatures? With his strength, he killed those two creatures." It's easy for the two guys." Zhang Long moved his buttocks to avoid the transparent palm, and asked again.

"..." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the dead man stood up suddenly, staring at the darkness behind him in surprise, because the Zhijian system, which hadn't shown up for a long time, reappeared, and the red light flickered gently, conveying a message.

"Oh my god, that's how it is." After a while, the dead man exclaimed, "The Zhijian system spoke, and it said that it knew the meaning of the poem. To put it simply, that kind of dark creature exists against light creatures. The two complement each other, the stronger the light, the stronger they are, and unless black and white die at the same time, it is impossible to disappear. Therefore, even if that person kills the dark creature, it is useless, because if two die, there may be four The two were born at the same time, and the strength will be even stronger."

"Gudong." Zhang Long swallowed, "Grandma, this is scary news."