Chapter 122 The ancestral film sticking technique
Chapter 122 The ancestral film sticking technique
The fat man was so frightened that he hugged Ye Xuan's thigh tightly and begged:
"I was wrong, my lord, don't remember the faults of villains, just let me go... I'm out of work... Can you just spare my life?!"
"No job? Hehe..."
Ye Xuan sneered,
"Then you go to the headquarters to clean the toilet, and your salary will increase by two thousand!"
"All right, all right! As long as you let me go, you can do anything! Isn't it just cleaning the toilet? I'll do it, I'll do it!"
The fat man almost kowtowed to Ye Xuan and called him father.
"What I'm talking about is, let you go to the headquarters of Lord Hades of the Underworld to clean the toilet..."
Ye Xuan shrank his fingers back slightly, and a small crystal clear energy ball touched his fingertips.
At this time, he only needs to flick his fingertips lightly, and Humpty Humpty will be wiped out in an instant and reduced to ashes!
"Boss, please let me go! I have seniors and juniors, so I can't just work for Lord Yama!"
The fat man kowtowed several times to Ye Xuanlian, tears were about to flow out.
"But Lord Yan is already calling for you, and your salary will increase by two thousand! I'll just burn some more paper money for you during the holidays, don't worry about it! There are a lot of lonely souls and wild ghosts who squeeze their heads into the Lord Yan's place." If you don’t go, it’s flattering to let you go!”
Ye Xuan imitated Humpty's tone of mocking him, and said.
Before he finished speaking, he slid back two steps and flicked his right finger.
Immediately, the energy ball rushed towards the fat man!
"No! Labor and management don't want to die so early!"
The fat man screamed and put his head in his hands, trembling with fright.
boom……
The energy ball exploded in the air, and a blue light shot straight into the sky, making people feel fearful!
After a while, the fat man slowly raised his head.
He stared at Ye Xuan for a long time with his eyes wide open:
"I... I'm not dead?!"
"But you were scared to pee..."
Looking at the liquid dripping down from the crotch of the fat man, Ye Xuan sneered.
He didn't want to get his hands dirty trying to kill this piece of shit.
"Hey, why is our former general manager so scared?! It's amazing!"
The rest of the people also laughed.
It can be seen that they are also very displeased with this short and fat man.
"This this……"
The fat man was speechless.
"You are dismissed."
Ye Xuan's gaze is like the shadow of a sword, it can pierce people's hearts,
"Let me see you again, and I will let you go to the eighteenth floor of hell to eat shit!"
"Thank you, boss, for your kindness, thank you, boss, for your kindness!"
Humpty Humpty, clutching his crotch, fled away under the laughter of the crowd.
"Boy, awesome!"
"You grave guard, why are you so hung up?! You can't be a Taoist priest who catches ghosts?!"
"You are not at the level of a martial arts master anymore, you are at the level of a god. Damn it, labor and management actually saw a bombardment that is even worse than the special effects of a movie... You boy, you are so fucking awesome!"
"It's so fucking cool! Let go of your anger! This idiot general manager always suppressed us before, asking us to lift his shoes and clean his feet. If we don't do it, he will directly threaten to fire us and deduct our salary every time. Fuck Yes! The boy is awesome! Take it out on our behalf!"
Several other people patted Ye Xuan on the shoulder and said with a smile.
"Deducting your salary and threatening to fire you?!"
Guo Shan, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke.
"I haven't dared to say it all the time. If the general manager is made to be stupid, ah bah, the former general manager knows, why don't we just kill us hardworking people?!"
Employees are outspoken.
"Then you should thank him well. Without him, I still don't know about this..."
Guo Shan pointed at Ye Xuan, said indifferently, and then stepped aside.
"Boy, you wait! Aren't you unemployed?"
The attitude of the employees towards Ye Xuan changed 180 degrees.
After finishing speaking, they actually petitioned Guo Shan:
"President Guo, you see that he has eliminated a trouble for our group, shouldn't he..."
"Of course I know."
Guo Shan curled her lips, then turned to Ye Xuan and said,
"Wait and sign a labor contract with me, and you will be my bodyguard in the future, with a monthly salary of [-]."
Guo Shan also saw the scene where Ye Xuan activated the energy ball just now.
Although she didn't show anything on the surface, her attitude towards Ye Xuan changed in her heart.
This poor dick isn't too scumbag!
Guo Shan thought.
A monthly salary of [-]? !
And such good things?
Ye Xuan nodded hurriedly:
"Good good."
But as soon as he finished speaking, he regretted it.
Because being Guo Shan's bodyguard means... being with her every day!
Oh my god!
We were muddled together back then, so what the hell!
Will I have to die of embarrassment after this?
But what is said cannot be taken back.
Ye Xuan had no choice but to admit defeat.
If you die by yourself, you must die!
"Okay, come back to the headquarters with us."
Guo Shan waved her hand and said.
Sitting on the extended Lincoln, Ye Xuan sighed in his heart, and asked the system idea:
"System, is Guo Shan the same President Guo in the main mission?"
"My System Lord can only say one thing: No comment!"
The system is nerdy.
Do you fucking have to change your tone every time to be comfortable? !
Can't you speak in a proper manner?
Ye Xuan was speechless for a while.
What the system said next made him almost vomit blood:
"Mr. System can only tell you that President Guo mentioned in the mission has a very small birthmark on his chest."
I fuck...
You mean to ask me to tear off Guo Shan's clothes and take off her underwear to see if there is a birthmark on her crispy papaya? !
Your hot chicken system just wants me to die like that? !
Ye Xuan scolded his mother for a while.
When he was in love with Guo Shan last time, he was still confused and didn't notice such tiny details at all.
The system didn't speak anymore, as if it didn't want to talk to Ye Xuan anymore.
FUCK!
The cheating system!
Ye Xuan cursed inwardly.
Jingzhou is very large, and the cemetery is built in the outer suburbs. It takes at least two hours to drive to the Wanhong Group headquarters.
No, it happened to be a rush hour, and the road was blocked like a long queue.
The year of the monkey and the month of the horse can only arrive!
Ye Xuan lay down on the backrest bored, and opened the system inventory.
He hasn't paid much attention to that corpse core yet.
The core of the corpse is diamond-shaped, the whole body is crimson, exuding a light that cannot be copied. The system introduction is as follows:
"Houqing corpse nucleus:
The proceeds obtained from breaking the tomb of Queen Qing (dungeon) can be used to refine the Four Holy Artifacts. "
Is that short?
Sure enough, short and sharp is the kingly way...
Ye Xuan turned his gaze elsewhere again.
Corpse nucleus protective film? !
He looked at the thing that looked like a mobile phone film in the inventory, and was speechless.
Could it be that the core of the corpse needs to be covered with a layer of film like the screen of a mobile phone?
Looking at the system introduction again, Ye Xuan was shocked on the outside and tender on the inside.
"Corpse Protective Membrane:
Grade: unknown
The core of the corpse will rot after 24 hours of peeling off, and this film must be pasted to ensure that it will never rot. "
My ancestral film sticking skills finally come into play?
Ye Xuan blushed.
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