SanjitNovel Chapter 916 The Game of 60
Chapter 916 The Game of 60
Really bro...
Your actions are too flamboyant...
You can invent something so awesome...!
Ye Xuan was almost beyond excited.
Originally, Ye Xuan himself didn't use the computer very much, it can be said that he didn't use it at all, so he needed to use it when he played two games of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.
It's great now, with this Nintendo NIS handheld game console, I don't even need a computer.
Eat chicken anytime, anywhere, batch by batch!
"System, you... are a bit awesome..."
Ye Xuan also couldn't help but praise the system.
As long as he has this Nintendo Nis handheld game console, Ye Xuan can eat chicken while lying on the bed. Just smash all the broken computers, it's useless to him!
In this way, you can get the underworld roast chicken almost anytime and anywhere.
This thing is so good that it will solve Ye Xuan's urgent needs.
"Not mine. Nintendo's."
The system replied calmly, as if speaking could not cause any waves.
"What the hell is Nintendo???!"
Ye Xuan himself was a little confused.
He had never heard of such a thing before.
"A gaming and hardware company."
The system replied slowly, with a Buddhist tone,
"That was a thing in ancient times. At that time, Nintendo ruled the entire game world, and even the former Daoist Sect Master was fascinated by it. It is really terrifying."
"This, so hanging???!"
Ye Xuan was also shocked, he subconsciously looked at the Nintendo NIS handheld game console in the system inventory.
Ye Xuan didn't look at this game console carefully at first, but looking at it now, the shape is quite good-looking.
There are red and blue handles on the left and right sides, and an exquisitely crafted display screen in the middle.
There are headphone jacks, cooling holes, and a cassette slot on the top.
"Wait, this is... a cassette slot???!"
Ye Xuan squinted his eyes and asked the system,
"Besides eating chicken, does it have other games?!"
"Yes, the cassette requires money."
The tone of the system's words changed immediately, and Ye Xuan suddenly felt that the system was looking at him with bright eyes, and couldn't help shivering.
This guy... Could it be that he wants to cheat my points? ? ?
"Then... what games are there?! You can quote me a price."
Ye Xuan asked tentatively.
If the cassette is cheap, it is good to buy it to play when you are bored.
But if it's expensive... Ye Xuan won't give the game points for nothing for nothing, will he? !
"Come on, let me tell you. There are still these types of cassettes left over from Nintendo's NIS handheld game consoles from the ancient times."
The system suddenly got excited, and started talking endlessly,
"The current legacy card is Horsepiss: Odyssey.
Zelda: Wild Air.
Horse piss tennis.
Horse Urine Racing 8 Durex Edition..."
???
Ye Xuan almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
What kind of broken names are these ones? !
How come there is a Durex version in the end? !
"This Nintendo... used to sell evasion...???"
Ye Xuan was so embarrassed that he wanted to die.
"Oh that's not true."
The system vetoed,
"But they used to be a love hotel..."
"I lost it! Is this really a game???"
Ye Xuan's face was full of black question marks.
Isn't the legendary love hotel just ji...?
"Later, I really switched to making games..."
The system said solemnly,
"Also, I want to correct something. The Durex version doesn't mean biyun...it's a homonym for deluxe, which means deluxe version, understand?!"
After being lectured by the system, Ye Xuan also looked confused.
Is it my own fault? ? ?
"No, where did the monster Shelling Dream go?!"
Ye Xuan asked in confusion,
"Didn't you say that Nintendo also has a signature game called Youkai Sheller Dream? What is the red and green double hat?!"
"Oh, the monster peeling dream has been lost, and now I can't find it. Even I can't find it."
With that said, the system sighed softly,
"Red and green double hats are horse urine and Zelda. One wears a red hat and the other wears a green hat, so they are called red and green double hats, and some are also called red and green double heroes."
"Yes, yes, how much are these games priced? No, it's credits."
Ye Xuan finally asked the question he was most concerned about.
"Oh, the original price in ancient times was 59.99 for the common currency. Now, I don't ask you for more. We will give you... 600000 points and a card for one game at least!"
The system clicked his lips and said.
Ye Xuan's hands trembled, and he staggered and almost slipped off the chair.
One billion... one hundred thousand...
"Did you tell me that a game card has 60 points???! Hold the sun!"
Ye Xuan really looked like an MMP.
60 points, if converted into money, how much would you get? !
... I'm not good at math, so I can't figure it out!
Ye Xuan would never buy this ghost game cassette if he was killed.
No matter how fun it is, I won't buy it! ! !
What was originally only 59.99, now sells for 60 points? !
Wait...in ancient times...
How long has it been? !
This Nima is an antique!
Ye Xuan was embarrassed.
"Okay, okay, go do your work..."
Ye Xuan waved his hand and said awkwardly to the system.
"okay."
The system replied indifferently, and finally added a sentence,
"I don't have money to play with you..."
I lost you Loumou ah!
What the hell are you...!
Ye Xuan was also stunned by this bullshit system, and didn't know what to say.
Don't be angry, don't be angry, be angry to give room to the devil...
Ye Xuan quickly took a few deep breaths, and his mood eased a little.
mmp!
At that time, with points, I will buy all the cards for you one by one, and insert them in exchange!Just don't play!
wait... insert...
Fuck, it's a bit dirty...
Ye Xuan clicked his tongue, it seems that Ren Hell is still a bit powerful? !
How awesome the former Daoist Sect Master was, and finally indulged in Nintendo's games, which is enough to show how scumbag Nintendo's games are.
If it's cheaper, I'll buy one and play with it. Let me tell you, I won't lie to you...
Ye Xuan sighed.
Now the broken laptop left by Yang Ning can no longer be used, and the military computers used in the Huadu main base are all for simulating war and monitoring, and it is impossible to play games at all.
So that means...
Ye Xuan rested his chin.
Now I can only use the nis handheld game console produced by Nintendo to play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, eating chicken? !
Do it, do it.
I just don't know if it's useful or not, um...
Try it first!
Ye Xuan made up his mind.