Chapter 316 Have You Washed Your Hands?
Chapter 316 Have You Washed Your Hands?
"Comfortable.. Suffocate me"
Chen Xuan was standing next to that man, not talking.
Seeing Chen Xuan, the man quickly blocked his tools.
Chen Xuan whistled.
"Crash value from Li Shuili, +2"
"What do you want?" the man couldn't help asking.
Chen Xuan said: "No, buddy, it's not good for you to defecate everywhere like this? Besides, it's winter, don't you want chicken jelly?"
"Is it about Nima's hanging?"
Ouch, this guy is quite aggressive.
All right, let me show you some color.
Chen Xuan walked behind this man named Li Shuili.
Hold the sides of his pelvis with both hands.
"Hey, what are you doing!"
"I'll teach you how to pee."
Chen Xuan supported Li Shuili and swayed from side to side.
Li Shuili barks to the left for a while, and barks to the right for a while.
Chen Xuan continued to shout: "Yes, that's it, shout with me, left and right, left and right, eh, yes, very good, get up."
"I'm fucking!!!"
Li Shuili hadn't urinated completely yet, so he couldn't resist at all.
"Crash value from Li Shuili, +100"
"I'm done peeing right away, just wait for me!"
Chen Xuan kicked up and kicked up directly, "You pee slowly! Bye!"
Li Shuili threw himself on the tree.
I accidentally touched my own urine on my hand, and even my pants were stained.
"Crash value from Li Shuili, +222"
"I'm fucking you!"
He quickly pulled up the zipper and immediately went after Chen Xuan.
Chen Xuan ran out of the parking lot at once.
"Stupid, this man!"
Li Shuili looked at the urine stains on his hands and pants, and was extremely upset!
"Crash value from Li Shuili, +500"
Chen Xuan laughed and walked to the hot pot restaurant.
It's so frustrating.
But what Chen Xuan wondered was why the system hadn't prompted to complete the order?
Chen Xuan looked at Li Shuili's breakdown value, it was 892 points, and it was still rising slowly.
In the end, I got stuck at 937 points and didn't move much.
Forget it, let's eat hot pot first.
On a cold day, eating hot pot is warm and comfortable.
Fang Ji and the others have already finished ordering.
Waiting to be served now.
Looking around the entire restaurant, including Chen Xuan's table, there are only four tables in total.
After a while, another person came in.
It's Li Shuili!
After Chen Xuan saw it, he was taken aback, "I'll go, this guy also came to this restaurant to eat hot pot?"
Li Shuili walked in, didn't seem to see Chen Xuan, but directly chose a table by the window.
Chen Xuan felt that it was better for him to keep a low profile, after all, his parents were here.
Let's finish this meal in peace.
Soon, the waiter came up with the hot mandarin duck pot.
All kinds of lamb scorpions, mutton rolls, meatballs, etc., can be eaten immediately.
Soon another girl came in.
The girl is tall and has fair skin.
Waist-length hair, looks quite temperament.
Fang Ji captured this beautiful figure immediately.
"Brother Hexuan, look, there are beauties."
Chen Xuan responded indifferently: "I'm starving to death, and I won't be full after looking at beautiful women, so eat quickly."
"Oh, brother Xuan, she is such a beautiful woman, it would be a pity if I didn't see it!"
Chen Anlin couldn't help but look at it, "Hey brother, you really look good."
Chen Xuan looked up, "Huh??? It's her..."
"Brother, do you know her?"
Chen Xuan put down his chopsticks, and said, "I know you, I met him on the way back."
Chen Anlin excitedly said: "Wow, you actually know each other, aren't you afraid that sister Ling Xin will be jealous?"
"As long as you talk too much, hurry up and grab some meatballs for your parents and auntie."
The girl who just came in is Shen Caiyi.
On the way back from Chen Xuan a few days ago, someone touched Shen Caiyi.
Chen Xuan helped her out of the siege, and then separated after a picnic.
Mother Cai Lifen was a little excited when she heard that Chen Xuan met such a beautiful woman.
Always let Chen Xuan go over and call her to eat together.
Chen Xuan also wanted to say hello.
Unexpectedly, Shen Caiyi was at the same table as Li Shuili who urinated everywhere?
Chen Anlin said: "Oh, mom, it seems that that beauty is not your daughter-in-law."
Chen Xuan was also puzzled, why are these two people together?
With Shen Caiyi's temperament, how could he eat with such uncivilized people?
Furthermore, Chen Xuan remembered that Shen Caiyi was driving a BMW, so he should be from a wealthy family.
Li Shuili looks ordinary and doesn't match her feelings at all.
Is it possible that they still come for a blind date on the first day of the new year?
Chen Xuan didn't quite understand.
At this moment, Li Shuili shouted: "Waiter, hurry up! You have been calling for a long time, and you still don't come?"
Chen Xuan observed it as soon as he entered the door. There is only one waiter in this hot pot restaurant.
It is estimated that she has to help with the cashier and the kitchen.
Although there are not many diners, she is also very busy.
If it wasn't forced by life, who would want to be here on the first day of the new year, being called around by others.
Instead of understanding, Li Shuili kept urging impatiently.
Chen Xuan put down his chopsticks and said, "I'll go over and say hello."
Chen Xuan got up and walked over.
Standing next to Li Shuili again.
"So slow! How did you become a waiter?"
Seeing Shen Caiyi's surprised expression, Li Shuili felt something was wrong.
He turned around and saw that standing beside him was Chen Xuan.
This scene and this breath made Li Shuili feel familiar.
"Okay, it's you kid again!"
Li Shuili wanted to get up, but was pushed down by Chen Xuan's strong hand.
Chen Xuan smiled slightly, and said to Shen Caiyi, "Happy New Year."
Shen Caiyi stood up in surprise, "It's such a coincidence that the New Year is so happy, you are here too."
"Well, my family and I will come to Yangcheng to play." Chen Xuan replied.
The two just shook hands in front of Li Shuili and greeted each other.
"Do you know?"
Shen Caiyi and Li Shuili asked Chen Xuan almost at the same time.
Chen Xuan nodded, and asked Shen Caiyi: "I just met him."
Speaking of this, Li Shuili became angry.
Just now when he was urinating, Chen Xuan twisted his waist and kicked him.
He wished he could beat Chen Xuan up now.
"Crash value from Li Shuili, +44"
Just then, the waiter came in a hurry.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the restaurant is understaffed, I'm sorry, what would you like to eat?"
"How the hell do you open a restaurant? I waited almost 10 minutes before anyone came. It's so fucking slow!"
"I'm sorry, during the Chinese New Year, please understand..." The young waitress apologized repeatedly.
"I understand you? Who will understand my stomach?"
"I'm so sorry..." The waiter was about to cry.
"Just fucking apologize, bring the menu!"
Li Shuili was so full of anger that he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he spilled it on the waiter.
"Miss Shen, what do you eat?" Li Shuili asked.
"I can do it, you decide."
"Miss Shen?" It seems that these two people are not very familiar with each other.
Taking advantage of Li Shuili's time to order.
Shen Caiyi whispered to Chen Xuan: "Mr. Li was introduced by my aunt, and she always wanted me to have a meal with him and get to know him, so..."
It's really a blind date on New Year's Day
Shen Caiyi continued: "I'm usually busy, Mr. Li is not in Yangcheng, and the two of us only have time during the Chinese New Year, so I chose to have dinner with him today..."
It turned out to be the case.
Chen Xuan thought to himself, this uncivilized scum can't be allowed to harm a beautiful woman like Shen Caiyi.
After ordering, Li Shuili was about to complain about Chen Xuan.
Unexpectedly, Chen Xuan spoke first.
"Mr. Li, you just urinated everywhere, did you wash your hands?"
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