SanjitNovel Chapter 400 Can You Go Today?
Chapter 400 Can You Go Today?
Ding dong——
"Don't worry about it, my boyfriend is a karate practitioner, he's even more ruthless than the one just now, you should hide back quickly!"
Xu Sanming:
Xu Sanming was unwilling in every possible way, but he heard that the other party was a karate practitioner, so he quickly hid back to the position just now.
"I knock!"
An Xiaoxian instructed: "Don't come out, you know, if he finds out, you can't tear the two of us apart..."
Xu Sanming muttered to himself: "Just now, that one was done for half an hour. If this one is more violent, it won't be an hour? What the hell..."
"Crash value from Xu Sanming, +777"
This time, it was Li Ran who came in.
"What's the matter, it took so long to open the door?"
"Just went to the bathroom."
"Oh, let's get started! Just play in the living room!"
"it is good!"
Xu Sanming said depressedly: "Damn, I knew it! This female dinosaur really knows how to play! But how come there are so many people with different tastes!"
Li Ran asked, "What do you choose?"
"Little Joe."
Xu Sanming wondered again: "You still come to cospaly? This woman is ugly, I didn't expect to be so good at playing?!"
"Then I'm the captain, I'm on my way." Li Ran replied.
Xu Sanming:
"Huh? So these two guys are going to play a game"
For some reason, Xu Sanming heaved a sigh of relief. He never wanted to hear An Xiaoxian's voice again in his life.
Now, just wait quietly for them to finish playing the game.
Unexpectedly, the wait was two hours.
During this period, Xu Sanming's breakdowns continued continuously, and he lay under the bed and was about to go crazy.
Finally, Li Ran said: "I don't want to play any more."
Xu Sanming almost fell asleep under the bed.
Hearing that Li Ran couldn't finish talking, he immediately became energetic, "This guy is finally leaving!"
Unexpectedly, Li Ran said, "Let's watch a movie!"
An Xiaoxian replied: "Then let's go, go to the cinema."
Li Ran pointed to the TV and said, "Which movie theater should I go to? Watch it at home and save money."
Xu Sanming:
"Nimma, don't leave yet!"
"Crash value from Xu Sanming, +800"
Another hour and a half passed.
Li Ran stood up, "The movie is over, so I'll go back first, my wife is still waiting for me to go home for dinner!"
Xu Sanming:
Your circle is really messed up
He finally breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the sound of the door opening and closing.
The dog is finally gone.
Xu Sanming crawled out from under the bed angrily.
An Xiaoxian stepped forward and said, "Sorry, I didn't expect him to stay for so long..."
"All right, all right, I'm annoyed when I see you now, damn it, it's already six o'clock, what a waste of my time!
I gotta go!Come here today, count me unlucky! "
Xu Sanming pushed An Xiaoxian away and angrily walked towards the door.
Just then, someone knocked on the door.
"Ouch, who is it again!" Xu Sanming exploded in anger.
Ding dong ding dong——
"My wife, open the door, I forgot my key!"
Xu Sanming panicked, "Didn't you say that there is no one in your house? How many people have come here?"
"Ah, I forgot that my husband won't be on duty tonight."
"I knock! Can I fucking leave today..."
Xu Sanming was depressed and asked, "Is your husband a fitness instructor?"
"No."
"Then does he practice karate?"
"Not practicing."
"Then I don't care! Anyway, I didn't have anything to do with you, I want to go out!
Even if I, Xu Sanming, die, I will never hide under the bed again! "
An Xiaoxian said silently, "But my husband is a policeman."
"Fuck!"
Xu Sanming hid under the bed for the third time.
"Crash value from Xu Sanming, +1444"
This time, it was Chen Xuan, Li Ran, Zhao Xiaotian and Yang Lei who came in.
Chen Xuandao: "Today I invited my colleagues to my house for dinner, look, I have bought all the food."
"Welcome everyone, then I'll cook!" An Xiaoxian replied.
Xu Sanming wondered: "Colleague? Aren't the police officers' colleagues also police officers? I can't afford to provoke them."
At this moment, Yang Lei suggested: "How about we play hide and seek?"
"Okay!"
With that said, a few people started playing.
hide and seek?
Xu Sanming had a bad feeling.
This is the rhythm to be discovered.
"Are you sick? A group of people, big and small, actually like to play hide-and-seek?"
Suddenly, someone opened the room where Xu Sanming was hiding.
"Crash value from Xu Sanming, +1000"
Seeing a pair of men's shoes moving around, Xu Sanming was startled, but he didn't dare to move.
He could only pray silently in his heart, it would be terrible if this person didn't hide under the bed too.
Fortunately, the people who came in may feel that it is not suitable to hide here, so they went out again.
Xu Sanming breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay..."
At this moment, Xu Sanming seemed to smell something.
"What does it taste like?"
The more Xu Sanming heard it, the more something was wrong, "Just now that person came in and farted and then left?"
"Oh my god! It stinks! The smell is getting stronger and stronger, it stinks to death!"
"Crash value from Xu Sanming, +1111"
In the living room, Chen Xuan and the others laughed uncontrollably.
The one who just went in was Chen Xuan, he left behind a [stinky fart bag] and cracked open a [rotten egg].
Double attack, this taste is really sour!
Chen Xuan smiled and said, "Let's see how long he can hold it."
"Crash value from Xu Sanming, +1988"
"Crash value from Xu Sanming, +2245"
Damn, it stinks, is this really a human fart?
Shouldn't the smell dissipate after a while?
Why is it getting thicker and thicker?It's getting more and more stinky!I rely on!
vomit---
"Crash value from Xu Sanming, +3333"
After waiting for 10 minutes, Xu Sanming still did not come out.
It seems that this guy would rather stink himself to death than come out.
After all, I hid for a long time, and finally ran out by myself. If I knew it earlier, I might as well not have hid in the first place!
Afterwards, Chen Xuan opened the door and went in, the taste was really exciting.
He pretended to go in to find something, and shouted again: "Fuck, who farts, it smells so bad! Is there someone in the room?"
Xu Sanming shivered in fright.
Unexpectedly, Chen Xuan directly pulled him out from under the bed, "Who are you? Why are you at my house?"
Xu Sanming was terrified, and hurriedly said: "Let's say it first, I have nothing to do with your wife and we didn't do anything!"
"Farting such a stinky fart in my house? Come on, come out!" Chen Xuan directly dragged Xu Sanming out.
Xu Sanming kept shouting: "I didn't fart that fart. I didn't know which one of you came in just now, and farted an extremely stinky fart!"
Chen Xuan called An Xiaoxian over and said, "No matter what kind of fart this guy is farting now, my wife, tell me clearly, what is it all about?"
An Xiaoxian faltered and said: "My husband, I was wrong. This guy seduced me. He asked me for an appointment, but I didn't follow him."
"I..." Xu Sanming held back his anger and said angrily, "I've been under your bed all afternoon and I didn't do anything! Comrade Jingcha, Mingcha!"
Everyone suffocated and wanted to laugh.
Xu Sanming continued: "Oh, comrade policeman, I admit that I came to make an appointment, but she looks like this, I can't do it. Seriously, I didn't do anything!"