SanjitNovel Chapter 408 Where is this going?
Chapter 408 Where is this going?
Li Ran scratched his head, "It's more reasonable what the real fairy said. I'm the only one who stays up late and doesn't exercise every day. Can I live to be 140 years old? I'm fooling a fool!"
Li Zigeng:
"Crash value from Li Zigeng, +999"
Li Ran asked Chen Xuan again: "Then true fairy, you help me figure out how long I can live?"
Chen Xuan said: "Tell me your birthday horoscope again."
According to Li Ran's birth date, Chen Xuan did the calculations for a long time.
Finally, he said: "It's figured out, brother, you can live until you die."
Li Zigeng:
Fan Mom:
Unexpectedly, Li Ran stretched out his thumb, "Amazing! You really deserve to be a real fairy, and you really have a clever plan."
Li Zigeng murmured in wonder, are these guys sick?What is this fairy, it must be fake
Unexpectedly, Li Ran took out 1 yuan and said, "True Immortal, help me figure out how long I can live. This is my little wish, not a respect."
"Okay." Chen Xuan accepted it naturally.
Li Zigeng:? ? ?
it's fucking..
Li Zigeng wondered: "If you are destined, I will help you too!"
Li Ran replied: "Banxian, your money, I will give it to you when I am 135 years old."
Li Zigeng:
"Crash value from Li Zigeng, +1200"
At this moment, another person came from a distance.
It's Yang Lei.
He ran over excitedly, "Okay! You Chen Zhenxian must be a liar!"
Li Zigeng's eyes lit up. Someone finally exposed Chen Zhenxian's scam?
Chen Xuan said to Yang Lei: "Brother, why did you say that?"
Yang Lei grabbed Chen Xuan's collar and said, "Chen Zhenxian, you forgot me so quickly? You were the one who told my fortune under the flyover yesterday!"
Chen Xuan replied: "I remember, what next?"
"You liar, didn't you say that I would die last night?" Li Ran said angrily.
Li Zigeng laughed, and he said to himself: "How dare you talk nonsense about other people's death?
Even if you want to say it, you have to say it will be a few years later, so stupid that you will die tomorrow?
Please, you lied to me, and dare to wander around here?
If it were me, I would change places quickly.
This time, get caught!hey-hey"
Li Zigeng just finished his complacency.
Chen Xuan said calmly, "How could it be, I have never missed a fortune in fortune-telling!"
Yang Lei said angrily: "Aren't I living a good life? You liar!"
Li Zigeng laughed again, let's see what Chen Zhenxian said this time.
"By the way, what did you eat before going to bed last night?" Chen Xuan asked.
Yang Lei thought for a while, "I ate the cheesecake, it's gone!"
Chen Xuan immediately clapped his hands, "Isn't that right? Cheese can change your destiny!"
Yang Lei suddenly realized, "My fate of dying today was changed by cheese? So that's the case! Thank you, Zhenxian!"
Fan Mom:
Li Zigeng:? ? ?
Where is this going?
God damn...knowledge can change destiny?
"Crash value from Li Zigeng, +1444"
The fan couple on the side suffered internal injuries for a while.
The group of people like Chen Xuan are too funny.
Yang Lei continued: "By the way, it was my classmate who asked you to tell your fortune with me yesterday.
You said that he will have a romantic accident this morning and will be deeply hurt by a woman who suddenly appeared. My colleague was so excited that he couldn't sleep. "
An Xiaoxian couldn't help asking: "Then how is your classmate doing now?"
"Damn! Don't mention it, when he went out in the morning, because he didn't sleep well, he was a little confused, and then he was hit by an aunt riding an electric car.
His head hit the ground, and he is still lying in the hospital now!
What a fairy!You are so accurate! "
Li Zigeng:
I went to a fucking weirdo.
Is this called Peach Blossom Tribulation?
This is called being hurt deeply by a woman who suddenly appeared?
I'm so...
"Crash value from Li Zigeng, +1800"
Sighing, Yang Lei continued: "True Immortal, I am actually guilty."
"What's the crime?"
Li Zigeng was once again speechless, thinking this is a Western church?And I'm guilty?Do you want to repent?
Yang Lei said: "I'm a scumbag, I've played with too many girls."
Chen Xuan said: "Continue talking."
Yang Lei said solemnly: "I played Angela, I played Na Kelulu, I played Wang Zhaojun, I played Mulan, I played Yu Ji, I played Xiao Qiao, even Yao did not let go."
Li Zigeng:? ? ?
Fan Mom:? ? ?
Where is this going?
The fan couple couldn't hold back any longer.
But seeing that Chen Xuan and Yang Lei were still so serious, no one dared to laugh.
And Chen Xuan specifically told him not to laugh no matter what happened.
Chen Xuan said seriously and seriously: "You need this."
Afterwards, Chen Xuan took out a book from his pocket --- "Subduing Temptation".
"Subduing the temptation?" Yang Lei felt as if he had found a treasure.
Li Zigeng couldn't help but said: "He is already a scumbag, why do you still show him such things?
You are a real fairy, you are too outrageous! "
The fan's mother followed suit, "Yeah, this real fairy, how can you spread such obscene information?"
Yang Lei opened the book and read silently: "Chapter 1: How to subdue the temptation from outside."
Li Zigeng:
Fan Mom:
Me?This book is really for overcoming temptation
"Crash value from Li Zigeng, +2000"
Li Zigeng sat down silently, "I'm sorry, I was wrong.. you continue"
Yang Lei happily held the book and said, "True Immortal, you are so amazing, I don't know how to repay you! I have 5 yuan in WeChat, and I will give you all of it."
Chen Xuan pushed down his glasses, "As you wish, as you wish, as you wish."
"WeChat collection: 5 yuan."
Li Zigeng was dumbfounded when a reminder sounded on Chen Xuan's WeChat.
What the hell... made another fifty thousand?
After talking nonsense for a long time, this Chen Zhenxian earned 9 yuan
I knock!
"Crash value from Li Zigeng, +2222"
At this moment, a chubby boy stepped forward and asked, "That...Chen, Chen Zhenxian, I think you are amazing and very helpful.
I have been single for a long time and have never been able to find the other side.
I want to ask, if I beat a double-yolk egg this morning, does it mean that I am likely to find a partner this year? "
This fat boy is a crowd of onlookers.
It was not in Chen Xuan's plan.
Then it depends on Chen Xuan's adaptability.
Chen Xuan thought for a while, and replied: "Double yolk eggs may also mean that you will get two yolks this year."
fat boys:
Li Zigeng couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "Hey, Chen, you are enough! Don't cheat! You will talk nonsense!"
Chen Xuan responded: "Everyone is a god, please save face, and the gods should not embarrass the gods."
"Humph!"
Li Zigeng said: "My skills are all real talents, unlike you, who only talk about it!
And these people are all like idiots, I don't accept it for tens of thousands of dollars! "
Chen Xuan ignored it, but said to An Xiaoxian: "Girl, I just saw that he gave you medicine, right?"
"That's right." An Xiaoxian replied.
Li Banxian just remembered that his medicine money has not been confiscated yet.
He hurriedly said: "Girl, you haven't given me the money yet!"
Chen Xuan stretched out his hand, "Can you show me the medicine?"
An Xiaoxian gave Chen Xuan the Duozi Pill package.
Li Zigeng became anxious, "Hey, that's my medicine, return it to me!"
Chen Xuan took a look at it and smelled it.
"What's the composition of your medicine, Li Banxian?"
Li Zigeng said: "This is Duozi Pill! I practiced it with the technique of the Five Elements, so I can't tell you the ingredients!"
Chen Xuan said leisurely: "I'm afraid this isn't Liuwei Dihuang Wan?"