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Chapter 446 Someone Glued On The Notice Board

"Crash value from Ongoji, +1000"

Weng Gaoji was confused, and his right hand just stuck to the notice board.

Even more puzzling is that the bottom of the sign has also been fixed.

Weng Gaoji held the dog leash with his left hand and tried to move his right hand away.

Unexpectedly, the dog leash attached to the left hand was also stuck to it.

"Nima."

Both of Weng Gaoji's hands were glued so tightly that they couldn't be removed at all.

If you push hard, your hands will hurt.

"Crash value from Ongoji, +1111"

People passing by looked at it one after another, and Weng Gaoji was very depressed.

"Who! Who put glue on this? What the hell kind of glue is that? It won't move, fuck!"

At this time, Zhao Xiaotian led Quanju up.

"What's wrong with you, uncle?"

Weng Gaoji complained again, "I don't know who is so wicked, they put glue on it, and it stuck when I touched it."

Zhao Xiaotian responded: "Oh, what, did you drop something on the road just now?"

"Drop something? No!"

Zhao Xiaotian said: "You dog shit on the steps just now, but you didn't pick it up."

"What, why does my dog ​​shit like shit?"

Zhao Xiaotian said: "Uncle, don't make excuses, we just took pictures."

"Uh" Weng Gaoji changed the subject and said, "Don't talk about what's there and what's not, just quickly help me get this sign off."

Zhao Xiaotian said again: "Uncle, don't worry, it doesn't matter if you drop something and forget to pick it up, I'll pick it up for you."

As he said that, Zhao Xiaotian took out Chen Xuan's "work of art", a mixture of biscuits + chocolate + water.

The whole thing was molded into the shape of shit, it was yellowish brown, and it really looked like excrement.

"Nimma? You...are you sick?"

Zhao Xiaotian smiled slightly, took off Weng Gaoji's peaked cap, then threw "shit" in, and put the cap on the uncle's head.

Zhao Xiaotian said: "Come on uncle, since you have no hands, I'll put it in your hat, put it on straight, don't bow your head, the treasure inside will fall off."

"Me! Fuck! Nima! You put that thing on my head?!!!"

"Crash value from Ongoji, +1499"

Weng Gaoji tried to pick up the hat, but could not move his hands.

Zhao Xiaotian still had a sticky substance on his hands, which was directly wiped on Weng Gaoji's clothes.

Weng Gaoji was crazy.

But the notice board was firmly fixed in place, and when Weng Gaoji moved, it was really painful.

But how can Weng Gaoji be slaughtered by others.

In desperation, Weng Gaoji kicked over.

Zhao Xiaotian hurried out of the way.

"Damn, bite him!"

Unexpectedly, Weng Gaoji's dog became entangled with Zhao Xiaotian's Quanju.

"You useless thing!"

Weng Gaoji shook his head vigorously, trying to shake his hat off.

Zhao Xiaotian said: "Uncle, I'll give you back what you dropped, I'll go first."

"Nimma, don't go!"

Weng Gaoji's dog chases Quanju, reluctantly.

Finally got caught by his dog leash.

Every time the dog pulled it, Weng Gaoji's skin hurt,

"Crash value from Ongoji, +1555"

"Fuck! Idiot, don't let me see you!"

"Damn, what kind of glue is this? It's stronger than 502! How can I get it off?"

Just as Weng Gaoji was complaining, Li Ran came over.

Seeing the uncle shaking his head vigorously, Li Ran asked, "Huh? What happened, uncle, do you need help?"

"Quick! Help me take off my hat!"

"hat?"

"Yes! Help me take it off, please!"

Li Ran stretched out his hand, gently pressed Weng Gaoji's peaked cap, and said, "Isn't it good? Is there something in it?"

After being pressed down by Li Ran, the lump of "shit" was already crushed in the hat.

Weng Gaoji only knew that a "shit" flower was pressed out of the top of his head.

"Fuck you!"

"Crash value from Ongoji, +1600"

Weng Gaoji can only attack with his feet again.

This kick, Li Ran didn't kick, and when his foot fell, he felt that he had stepped on a soft lump.

Weng Gaoji raised his foot, looked down, and saw that another lump was crushed on the sole of his foot.

It turned out that when Li Ran came, he threw "shit" at the uncle's feet.

As soon as he moved, he stepped on it.

"Hold!!!"

"Crash value from Ongoji, +2222"

Li Ran laughed wildly, "Hahahaha! Uncle, your dog is pulling again."

"It's not my dog ​​pulling it, it's not the color.."

"Then I don't know, you stay well, I'll go play on the lighthouse, bye!"

Before leaving, Li Ran patted Weng Gaoji's hat again.

"Damn...fuck!"

"Crash value from Ongoji, +2500"

"who can help me!"

Wang Wang!

"Stop yelling, you can't help at the critical moment!"

Wang Wang Wang!

After a while, Chen Xuan walked over without haste.

"Hey, it's you again!"

Weng Gaoji stopped Chen Xuan.

"Hey, uncle, didn't I just tell you not to push anymore? Look at you, the sign has not been pushed down, but you have stuck yourself on it."

Weng Gaoji looked at Chen Xuan, "Okay, I think you did something good! Get me out of here!"

Chen Xuan imitated the uncle's tone and asked, "Do we know each other?"

"Uh you... you crazy, get this thing off for me quickly."

Chen Xuan shrugged, "I don't know why you called me? This road does not belong to my house. What does it have to do with me if you stick to the signboard?"

"you"

Chen Xuan asked: "How is it? Do you know it's wrong? Tell me not to dare next time, and I will help you untie it."

"Nimma, where did I go wrong? It's none of your business!"

"Huh! The attitude is quite arrogant, and I don't mean to repent at all."

"What do you want?"

Chen Xuan replied: "I want you to be famous."

Weng Gaoji was anxious: "What do you want?"

As he spoke, Chen Xuan took out his mobile phone from Weng Gaoji's pocket.

The phone unlocked immediately after face recognition.

"Hey, don't mess around!"

Chen Xuan and Weng Gaoji added a friend on WeChat.

I took a picture of Yang Lei just now, cut out the clip, and sent it to Weng Gaoji's WeChat.

Then directly sent a circle of friends.

[Destroying public property is really fun, is there any one together, the coordinates are Twin Islands. 】

Then, Chen Xuan directly picked up the phone and started recording the current Weng Gaoji.

"Hey! Why are you filming me!"

"Idiot, turn off your phone!"

"Don't fucking shoot me! You bastard!"

Weng Gaoji scolded while dodging.

But his embarrassing appearance has been completely photographed by Chen Xuan.

Chen Xuan posted another circle of friends.

[Urgent, someone stuck on the notice board, please help, wait on the steps! (I can’t use my mobile phone with my hands, it’s Moments posted by kind people for me)]

Weng Gaoji said angrily: "Where are you sending my video!"

Chen Xuan responded, "I'll send it wherever there are many people."

"you"