I have an anti-scum system

Chapter 514 How long have you had this symptom?

Although I was in a hurry to go back, I saw my grandma was full of joy for the arrival of myself and scallions.

Chen Xuan still had to wait until grandma's 70th birthday before leaving.

He believed the police would take care of the matter.

Those guys will definitely lose more than they gain.

On Monday, grandma's birthday came.

Uncle Cai Zhaohai made arrangements for the wedding banquet.

In the large courtyard in front of Chen Xuan's grandmother's house, the three uncles set up thirteen tables together, inviting the whole village to eat.

The chef is Chen Xuan's little uncle Fang Fengshou, who specializes in cooking for weddings and weddings in the village.

At this point in time, the children have all gone to class, most of the young people have to go to work, and most of the people who come here are from the older generation.

Early in the morning, Cai Zhaohai called his relatives one by one, urging everyone to arrive early and not to be absent.

Cai Lifen said that Chen Shuiquan's back injury is still not healed, and Chen Xuan was the representative to attend.

At 10:[-], Chen Xuan arrived at his grandmother's house on a motorcycle.

A layer of black nets was set up in the big yard of my grandmother's house to block the sun.

Under the leadership of Fang Fengshou, several chefs were very busy.

A small band from the town was also invited. The lead singer of the band was a woman with heavy make-up, who sang and danced on the stage.

At this time, quite a few villagers had come, chatting together in groups of three or four, and it was very lively.

Although Cai Zhaohai and his three brothers have never cared much about their mother, things like their 70th birthday must be done with great effort.

Because this is related to the face of the entire Cai family, so they can make them well known in the village and have a bright face.

The scene of Chen Xuan riding a bicycle happened to be seen by Cai Zhaohai's son, that is, Chen Xuan's cousin Cai Weiyi.

During the Chinese New Year period, Cai Weiyi was completely defeated in front of Chen Xuan because of the red envelope distribution in the family.

Then he took a photo of a Rolls-Royce, calling himself poor as a rich second generation, and finally found out that the car belonged to Chen Xuan.

Being humiliated by Chen Xuan time and time again, the feud between Cai Weiyi and Chen Xuan was sealed for the rest of their lives.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Cai Weiyi stepped forward and teased, "Hey, isn't this Chen Xuan, who actually rides a motorcycle?"

Chen Xuan also had no choice but to come by plane for such a short distance, right?

Almost flew together and had to land.

And his Land Rover was at Fang Ji's side. Fang Ji happened to need a car today, so Chen Xuan didn't ask him for it.

The distance is not very far, and there is nothing wrong with riding a motorcycle.

Chen Xuan took off his helmet, fiddled with his hair in the rearview mirror, and ignored Cai Weiyi at all.

"The crash value from Cai Weiyi, +15"

"It seems that your Rolls-Royce is really rented, rent a car and go home to compare!"

Chen Xuan responded, "How long have you been suffering from this symptom?"

"What? What symptoms?"

"You are an early symptom of Alzheimer's. I know a little bit about medicine, so I can help you take a look."

"Why am I demented? You are demented!"

"Did I show you the driver's license before, and that's my name on it. In less than half a year, you forget it. Isn't this Alzheimer's disease?"

"you"

"The crash value from Cai Weiyi, +44"

Cai Weiyi was at a loss for words for a moment.

Then he said hesitantly: "That's just a photo, how easy is it to find someone to PS a photo? Even if you show me the ID, hehe, it's also fake. There are so many false certificates now, just casually You can get one out!"

Chen Xuan stared at Cai Weiyi for a long time, and replied, "Do you think I'm you?"

"You, you bastard."

Chen Xuan got out of the car.

Cai Weiyi was still pestering, "You can't possibly afford the Phantom! It must be rented."

"It is estimated that there is only one in the whole country. Can you rent one for me?"

After a pause, Chen Xuan shook his head helplessly.

He simply said: "Yes, I rented it, are you satisfied?"

"The crash value from Cai Weiyi, +200"

In order not to let himself get entangled, Chen Xuan even admitted that he rented it.

For a while, Cai Weiyi felt that he was very immature.

"I just rented it, and then? Is there anything else? I'm going to see my grandma."

Cai Weiyi:

As soon as he entered grandma's room, Chen Xuan found that his aunt's two sons, Fang Jiawei and Fang Weijia were also there.

Unlike the rich second generation like Cai Weiyi, he doesn't have to go to work because he is rich.

But the Fang Jiawei brothers were just doing nothing.

Originally, Fang Weijia had promised to learn how to cook with his father Fang Fengshou, but after arriving here today, he suddenly went on strike.

Because their attention was all on the scallions.

Those who watched the green onions included Chen Xuan's cousins ​​and cousins' husbands, as well as uncles and aunts.

Everyone is very rare this thing.

Not to mention the whole of Guangdong Province, maybe the whole world, this thing is rare.

Even Cai Zhaohai couldn't help picking up his mobile phone to record.

Green onions are so simple that they are friendly to everyone.

Everyone is wondering where did this thing come from?

More people thought it was a puppet played by someone inside.

Only Chen Xuan's grandmother knew the answer.

But today, some distant relatives who haven't seen for a long time came to celebrate grandma's birthday.

Grandma is having a good time talking with some of her siblings in the living room.

This doubt will be asked later when the birthday party is over.

At 11:30, the birthday banquet officially began.

The eldest son, Cai Zhaohai, stepped forward with a microphone in hand, and began to speak with great emotion while beckoning everyone to move their chopsticks.

Generally speaking, I am very grateful to everyone for coming to my mother's birthday banquet and so on, which aroused bursts of applause from everyone.

Immediately afterwards, Cai Zhaohai couldn't wait to start the gift-giving session.

And this link is also a link that some villagers like to hear and see. They like to comment on the things sent by others.

According to the process, the children should start giving gifts and then cut the cake when the meal is halfway through, or near the end.

But in rural areas, many people leave after eating a few main courses, showing their faces, and can't wait for that time.

In order to show his arrogance, Cai Zhaohai decided to advance the gift giving.

He didn't tell the other siblings about this matter, and for a while, several people began to prepare.

On the contrary, Chen Xuan's cousin and cousin's husband went up first, and his cousin's husband Wang Shude held a birthday statue in his arms, and presented it respectfully.

"Grandma, we have invited this birthday god, wishing you a long and healthy life, and happiness like the East China Sea!"

"thanks, thanks."

Shouxing has the meaning of longevity, and everyone clapped their hands.

Chen Xuan also nodded.

Not to mention how much money this birthday man spent to buy it, but it is worth having that kind of heart.

Then, Chen Xuan's aunt and uncle stood up together and unfolded a one-meter-long embroidery.

My aunt Cai Liju said: "This is the "Picture of Health and Longevity" that I embroidered with my own hands for several months. I wish my mother a long and healthy life!"

"it is good!"

For a while, the villagers applauded while eating. Embroidering such things requires patience.

Without intention, there is no way to embroider it.

Chen Xuan silently took out his mobile phone and took a photo.

Soon, the recognition result came out.

"Huh? Are you sure this isn't Taobao's 199 yuan cross stitch? And it's machine embroidered."