SanjitNovel Chapter 143 Auntie, Don't Be Afraid, Just Cut an Egg
Chapter 143 Auntie, Don't Be Afraid, Just Cut an Egg
With Luo Ping's assistance, Zhu Que successfully diagnosed the green-faced ghost and prescribed a prescription for the green-faced ghost to buy the medicine by himself, and then went back to make the medicine.
Because the hospital does not have its own pharmacy, yesterday Luo Ping could ask Zhu Que to provide medicinal materials on the grounds of testing the effect of the written test.
But if the interview asked the other party to provide medicinal materials today, it would be a bit too much to treat Zhu Que as a big wrong.
Leaving Zhu Que to continue to see the patients behind, and let Xia Wushuang stare here.
After all, with Zhu Que's level of chatting, he might be beaten by the patient before finishing the treatment.
It would be safer to have the security captain personally sit in the town.
And Luo Ping called the butcher to prepare for the long-awaited operation!
"Brother butcher, come on, there is an operation today, I will guide it, and you will perform the operation!"
Luo Ping sent a sincere invitation to the butcher.
"Don't go."
"Look, on the first day you come to work, just talk to the chief doctor like this, don't you want to save face?"
"Don't go."
Luo Ping took a deep breath.
"It seems that I have to cut the economist's mother's balls myself."
Luo Ping said, took out his big copper axe, and walked towards the operating room.
Hearing this, the butcher regained his energy and immediately stood in front of Luo Ping.
"So it's this kind of surgery! I'll go! I'll go!"
Luo Ping gave the butcher a blank look.
"I'm sorry, please don't bother me."
As Luo Ping said, he turned around and was about to leave.
This made the butcher very anxious.
"Doctor Luo, look, didn't we agree to let me perform operations on rich ghosts?"
Luo Ping continued to roll his big eyes.
"Aren't you not going? I can't force you, can I?"
"Our hospital has no other advantages, it is flat!"
"There is absolutely no bad habit of me as the chief physician, you must do what I say."
Hearing this, the butcher's face turned red instantly.
After all, butchers are honest and honest all their lives!
Turning into a ghost after death is a straight way to become a pig and kill a pig!
How can one stand such words of a great Onmyoji level.
Luo Ping looked at the butcher with his head down, like a five-hundred-jin kid who made a mistake.
"Okay, okay. I know you're not quite used to it when you come to work on the first day. Don't worry, you're your own ghost when you come to our hospital. I'm sure I won't bully you. Take the surgical tools and let's go!"
The butcher directly took out the pinned machete from the back waist, and found that it seemed to be a few sizes smaller than Luo Ping's big copper axe.
"Doctor Luo, where did you get it?"
Luo Ping didn't dare to take out the big copper axe before, for fear of being found to be involved with something in the east construction site.
But in the past few days, many ghosts have sold the things they picked up in the east construction site everywhere, and even the hardware store has more than ten catties of bronze utensils.
If he took the opportunity to take out the big copper axe, no ghost would be suspicious.
"I saw it on the black market before, and I feel that it should be good for surgery. But today you are the chief surgeon, and I am guiding by the side. There is a high probability that this guy will not be used."
Soon, two people came to the operating room.
The ghostly old lady was already lying down on the operating table, and several nurses also disinfected the operating room.
In the darkness, more than a dozen lights shone on the lower body of the old lady. A butcher was holding a butcher's knife, and the corners of his mouth were grinning with excitement, even showing the mask under the earlobe.
"Doctor Luo, didn't I do this operation? Why are there so many people around..."
The butcher saw four nurses standing guard at the four corners like bodyguards, and eight nurses next to them, even taking out the three-stringed pipa like a band.
"This is the most honored patient in our hospital so far, mainly because you are expensive!"
"One day's hospitalization fee is only 800 coins! So there is an exclusive medical service nurse team and an exclusive entertainment service nurse team."
At this time, Luo Ping came to the old woman's ear and said softly: "Old man, this is the first surgeon in our hospital!"
"He's here to operate on you, and he promises to solve your worries with one operation!"
The old woman was very relieved to hear Luo Ping's words.
I have to say that during this period of hospitalization, I feel much better than at home.
At home, I read the newspaper every day, go out to buy vegetables, and bully my old man when I go home, scolding him for hours.
boring!
Too boring!
But here, every day, four beautiful girls take care of their daily life, and eight girls with good figure play musical instruments.
If it weren't for the fact that the egg below is always bumping into it, it hurts so much, I really want to live in this hospital forever.
"Doctor Luo, he is the first surgeon, what about you?"
Obviously, the old woman is still a dog.
Seeing that Luo Ping did not operate on him, he was worried that he was fooling himself.
Luo Ping chuckled, and took out the big copper axe.
"I am the first axe in surgery!"
"Okay! Do you have any other requirements? If there are no requirements, the operation will begin!"
The old woman was relieved, smiled and nodded, indicating that it was time to start.
Then, the butcher who couldn't wait lifted the skirt of the ghostly old lady!
puff!
Knock down!
Neat!
Luo Ping originally wanted to learn how the butcher manipulated Yin Qi and used Yin Qi to seal the wound.
But now that I think about it...
I don't have any yin energy, I'm a fart!
And the knife just now was too fast!
It was as fast as a bolt of lightning, and it directly sent the ball flying out. It bounced more than twenty times in the operating room before it finally landed on the ground and rolled for a while before stopping completely.
How much kinetic energy did this egg absorb to release such enthusiasm for sports!
"what--"
The old woman wailed sadly.
"Doctor Luo, why didn't you take anesthesia!?"
Before, Luo Ping was only thinking about letting the butcher perform the operation, and forgot about administering anesthesia.
But it's too late to think about it now.
"It's okay, I'll give you right away..."
Before Luo Ping finished speaking, he saw a nurse next to him take out a handkerchief and directly covered the mouth and nose of the ghost old lady.
The old woman fainted after struggling twice.
Seeing the nurse's familiar movements, Luo Ping was a little dazed.
"This method seems to be a bit skilled!"
The nurse smiled and explained to Luo Ping: "Doctor Luo, some colleagues in the logistics department gave this to me."
"In the early years, some ghosts under Brother Bird specially used this method to 'recruit technicians'."
"I estimated that this trick could be used in the medical process, so I went to learn it."
Luo Ping never imagined that his small hospital was actually a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger.
"What's your name?"
"My name is Chen Yuanyuan."
"Very good! Set up an anesthesia department later, and you will be the acting director of the department!"
"Doctor Shero!"