It's reasonable to operate on a ghost without anesthesia

Chapter 147 Hospital Qualification Review

After Zhu Que came for the interview, Ziyue went to apply for the qualification review of the hospital.

Therefore, not long after the economists had used all the cunning coins on their bodies to pay the fees, the ghosts in charge of the review came.

Several cars stopped at the entrance of the hospital. The head of the ghost who got out of the front car glanced at the hospital gate and snorted coldly.

"The lord has already sent a secretary to say hello. Can't pass, do you know?"

The other ghosts nodded again and again.

After all, they are working for the lord, so they must do what the lord gives orders!

"Wait a minute, be smart!"

After the boss finished speaking, he led everyone towards the hospital.

When the security guards heard that they were here to review the qualifications of the hospital, they immediately invited them inside.

When Luo Ping and Ziyue got the news, they immediately came out to greet her.

And accompanied by inspection everywhere.

Along the way, there are no problems in checking everywhere.

After all, Dr. Li is here, and Dr. Li has given professional advice in many places, so it is difficult for any problems to arise.

But after arriving at the inpatient department, the situation began to change.

"Are your hospital beds so small? What if there are big ghosts?"

The head in charge of the inspection has five eyes on his face, and his eyes are not usually tricky.

Luo Ping immediately explained: "There are also bigger beds upstairs, please come with me."

Luo Ping immediately took the ghosts who were in charge of the inspection to the ward upstairs with large beds.

Seeing a bigger hospital bed, the ghosts in charge of the inspection had a hard time.

Originally, most of the doctors and nurses they saw in the entire hospital were in human form. Except for the much taller doctor Tu they saw earlier, the others were in normal human form, so they ignored this problem.

Unexpectedly, the other party was really prepared.

The first five eyeballs whirled around, thinking about something.

Suddenly, the clever little brain had an idea.

"The beds in your hospital are big and small, and they are not unified. This is not acceptable!"

As soon as these words came out, both those in charge of the inspection and those being inspected fell silent.

I just asked downstairs if there were any large beds, but now you tell me that the sizes are not uniform! ?

Luo Ping already understood that the people who came to check these things should be looking for trouble on purpose.

What does it mean?

Want to get yourself to give them some trick coins?

No!

I, Luo Ping, am an upright person, how could I do such a thing of giving gifts to the inspectors!

If someone gives me a red envelope, it really can't chill the patient's heart!

But if you want me to give them red envelopes, you must learn to say no to this bad atmosphere!

"You read wrong, the beds are all the same size!"

"Nurse Ling, go and bring up a bed from downstairs!"

The head nurse, Zero, didn't know what that meant.

At this time, Luo Ping added a sentence.

"You nurses are weak, let Dr. Tu help you lift them up!"

The head nurse Ling seemed to understand a little bit, and immediately went to call the butcher.

Soon, the butcher pushed a normal-sized hospital bed to the nurse's platform this time.

And Luo Ping also pushed the big bed out of the ward this time.

One is a hospital bed with a length of 2 meters and a width of 1.2 meters.

The other is a hospital bed with a length of 4 meters and a width of 2.4 meters.

As long as there is no problem with the eyes, you can basically tell that the two beds are different.

"Look, are these two hospital beds the same size?"

Hearing this, Toutou rubbed his five eyes, wondering if there was something wrong with his eyes.

After staring at the two hospital beds four times different in size for a long time, he turned his head and glanced at Luo Ping.

"Doctor Luo, can you say it again?"

"I said, are these two hospital beds the same size?"

The head buckled his ears to make sure he heard correctly, and then glanced at the two hospital beds of completely different sizes in front of him.

"You don't think these two hospital beds are exactly the same?"

Luo Ping nodded seriously.

"It's the same!"

The ghosts who were in charge of inspection couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Is Dr. Luo's eyesight bad?

This kind of nonsense can also be said.

"Doctor Luo, how did you find out that the two beds are the same size?"

Luo Ping smiled.

"The size of the hospital bed is suitable, only the patient knows. If you don't believe me, you are lying on this hospital bed now."

Toutou was lying on a hospital bed measuring 2 meters long and 1.2 meters wide.

"Stand out your hands and feet, can you touch the four corners of the hospital bed?"

The ghost head raised his hands and spread his feet.

The hands and feet can just touch the four corners of the hospital bed.

"Okay, you can come to this hospital bed and try again."

The head of the ghost got off the 2-meter-long hospital bed and climbed onto the 4-meter-long hospital bed.

At the same time, Luo Ping gave the butcher next to him a look.

The meaning is obvious.

This kind of rich ghost is not easy to find, you should seize the opportunity!

The butcher understood and ran over immediately.

"I'll help you up!"

The head of the ghosts did not expect that this tall and hideous suture doctor would have such a gentle side.

Such a contrasting doctor is really rare.

Unfortunately, it is absolutely impossible for me to pass your hospital.

Otherwise, I really want to let this hospital pass the review in the face of such an enthusiastic doctor.

However, at the next moment when he was lying on the hospital bed supported by the butcher.

The butcher has already figured out the butcher's knife behind his back.

puff!

With one knife, the left arm of the head of the ghost was cut off, and then placed in the upper left corner of the hospital bed.

"Ah - what are you doing? You..."

puff!

The butcher cut off the other arm and placed it in the upper right corner of the hospital bed.

Then the butcher raised the butcher's knife, ready to chop off at the legs of the head of the ghost.

At this time, Luo Ping raised his hand and stopped the butcher.

"Doctor Tu, where are you going to put this knife?"

"On the legs!"

"Then do you want to cut off one leg, two legs, or three?"

The butcher was stunned, he just wanted to cut it, and he really didn't think about cutting a few.

"Doctor Luo, how many pieces do you think should be cut?"

Luo Ping took a peek at the wailing ghost with pain written all over his face.

"The hospital bed has four corners, let's cut off two legs!"

The butcher swung his knife, ready to strike.

"But which two should be cut? After all, there are three! Why don't you cut them all first!"

The ghost stared wide-eyed, shook his head again and again, sweating profusely, with tears in his eyes.

"This hospital bed is the same size! Passed! Passed! No problem!"

Luo Ping smiled lightly, and connected the arms of the head of the ghost. The butcher took away the yin energy that could seal the flesh and blood, and used his regenerative ability to quickly connect the wounds together.

Of course, Luo Ping felt a little sorry for scaring the other party just now.

So when connecting the arm, between the arm and the cut, Luo Ping released the regenerative ability for a while, making the ghost's arm grow a lot.

The ghost looked at his arms, and suddenly felt that it would be good if he chopped off all three of his legs just now.