My system starts indiscriminate attack!

Chapter 444 Just kidding, being a teacher is not a devil

"Master, Master..."

"No, disciples don't mean that..."

The brother and sister, who had never seen Su Ming being serious before, instantly turned pale and trembled with fright. Even though the strength of their brother and sister is now at the top of the whole prehistoric world, they absolutely dare not make any mistakes in front of Su Ming!

However, compared to Yang Jiao Daji and other direct disciples, the two of them are just temporary registered disciples that Su Ming has brought for hundreds of years.

For Su Ming, naturally, he was more in awe than closeness.

However, just when they were extremely nervous, Su Ming laughed directly.

"Okay, okay, seeing how nervous you are, you can't make any jokes."

"Hey, reminds me of your elder brother when he was a child, he followed me at the age of fifteen or sixteen, he went anywhere in the wild, and he saw everything. He was so cautious and timid at the beginning, for fear of making me angry."

"Actually, you have such filial piety, how can you be angry as a teacher?"

"After all, being a teacher is not some kind of devil."

As he spoke, he nodded at Yao Ji and Yang Chan, and waved his hands directly.

"Okay, okay, get up quickly, thank you ass, it's all the children of your Yang family who are promising."

"Okay, I'll stay here tonight, and tomorrow I'll continue on my way west."

"You will also tell Yang Jiao and the others that doing your own thing is the greatest support for me."

"There is no need for them to intervene in the matter of traveling to the west to learn scriptures. I naturally have my plan."

"Okay, don't be dumbfounded. Remember to make Tiger Whip Wine and Tiger Bone Wine for me, oh no, make it for the poor monk, and keep it for me to drink on the way. Just make a thousand or eight hundred catties of it."

Seeing that Su Ming had returned to his carefree and intimacy, Yang Jian, their mother and son were completely relieved.

Hastily followed the instructions to entertain.

In fact, after thinking about it, Yang Jian understood that it was the eldest brother and Daji who deliberately played with their youngest disciple!

In front of the majestic Taiyi Save the Ku Tianzun, even the Dao of Heaven has to succumb and hide, how can he fail to see his disguise?

For a while, Yang Jian held back his grievances, wishing to go back and find his elder brother right away to make a fuss!

Ever since Su Ming saw this Yang Jian pretending to be Liu Boqin, he had been sacrificed with the Illusory God Mirror, which enveloped the world and cut off the secrets of heaven.

Although this can solve the urgent need, it also makes him quite a headache.

If I continue to be so ostentatious along the way, I am afraid that there will be no silver 300 taels here, and even if Quan Jie Haiyan is forced to manifest, the good master Hongjun may not really have the guts to fight for it!

In that case, wouldn't the phaseless space that I worked so hard to arrange be completely useless?

It seems that on the westward journey from now on, I can only keep a low profile and keep a low profile!

When the system task is not triggered, even if you are really captured by monsters a few times, you still have to pretend to cooperate, pretending to be an ordinary Buddhist disciple.

Maybe he can confuse Master Zu Hongjun and lure him out.

Rest overnight.

In the early morning of the next day, Yang Jian's family, who was serving Su Ming who was pretending to be a monk, swaggered on a little donkey and continued westward to learn Buddhist scriptures.

In fact, it is a wild donkey spirit at the peak of the celestial being. It used to be the subordinate of the golden fairy and tiger demon. It had been subdued by Yang Jian when he came to the two mountains.

Even the servants in the manor are all little monsters in the Tiger Demon Cave.

Now that the mission was completed, Yang Jian threatened them, so he let them go. The most important thing is to rush back to the Endless Star Field to ask his elder brother for an explanation!

call out!call out!call out!

Not long after Su Ming walked out of the Two Boundaries Mountain, he sensed three auras behind him breaking through the air and disappearing without a trace.

On the other hand, he gulped down a sip of tiger bone wine happily, and sat on the donkey, swinging comfortably.

After walking for half noon, a flat wasteland suddenly appeared in front of my eyes. A lonely peach tree stood here, and a bored monkey was hanging on it.

Su Ming approached on his donkey, and threw the other jug ​​out with a flick of his hand.

"With the monkey gone, Wuzhishan is gone, so you should learn to calm down and walk with the teacher again."

"Journey to the West to measure the calamity, you and I each take what we need."

"At that time, I will naturally give you back what I promised you."

Wukong half-closed his eyes and hung on the tree to take a nap, but he just reached out and took the wine gourd, and took a sip.

"Cough cough cough, bah bah bah!"

"What kind of wine are you, why does it smell like urine?"

As soon as the monkey took a sip, it spit it all out in an instant, and even threw the wine gourd aside, stretched out its tongue and wiped it clean with its paws.

Even more so, he jumped down from the peach tree with disgust in his eyes, and reluctantly followed behind the donkey.

Su Ming grinned.

"Tiger whip wine, you monkey won't enjoy it."

"But if you dislike it, then I don't want it anymore. I'll save it for those who are destined. Tiger monsters in the Golden Immortal Realm, take a sip of Flying Immortal in the Day, and drink two sips to prolong your life."

"Damn it!"

"The smell of urine may be because the tiger's anterior lacrimal gland is not good, or it has diabetes?"

The monkey spit a few mouthfuls in a row, only then did it feel that the strange smell in its mouth had faded a lot.

It wasn't as good as the previous chattering appearance, but now it was strangely quieter. Although he was still a little reluctant, he still obediently followed behind Su Ming's ass.

Walking and walking, one person, one monkey and one wild donkey entered a forest.

The monkey spoke suddenly.

"That... my old grandson went back to Huaguo Mountain. It has been 500 years, and those monkey grandchildren are still alive and well."

"They said that all the demon kings above the East China Sea took good care of them, and there were all kinds of spiritual fruit elixir constantly. Even if they can't cultivate, they won't grow old and weak."

"You did all of this, right?"

Su Ming caught a fallen leaf casually, and slowly threw it in one direction in the forest, shrugging nonchalantly.

"It seems that I mentioned it when I was chanting."

"But as you know, the poor monk is just an ordinary Buddhist disciple. He doesn't know any big demon kings. If someone really takes care of your monkey grandchildren, then it's okay for them to be monsters."

puff!

As soon as the words fell, the leaves slowly flew out instantly pierced through the forehead of a bandit man who was ambushing here, and before he could utter any screams, his life was instantly wiped out!

When the monkey heard the words, he also shook his shoulders indifferently.

call out!call out!call out!

Three golden monkey hairs shot out, and directly and silently rushed into the surrounding forests.

"You don't know, then my old grandson just mentioned it casually."

"That's right, you are a monk who can only recite scriptures, of course it is impossible to have been to Huaguo Mountain,"

puff!puff!puff!

Before the words fell, there were several muffled sounds of corpses falling to the ground in the forest. Even the thugs who were as strong as the peak cultivation of Xuanxian didn't have time to speak, and they were pierced by monkey hair in an instant, and their bodies and spirits were destroyed!

As this person and monkey rode by on a donkey, the corpses of more than a dozen extinct gangsters had already lay down on the ground!

It was vaguely visible that the wild donkey's five legs were trembling, and it continued westward unsteadily.

Suddenly, a scream cut through the forest.

A hideous and terrifying man with a beard holding a long knife, his face pale with fright, rushed out of the woods screaming in horror.

"Dead! They are all dead!!!"

"They're all dead!"

"Ah!!! Youkai! Youkai!!"

"Murder!!"

"Dad!!"