Chapter 143
Chapter 143
Jiang Huai glanced at Gao Yang inexplicably, "Manly man, are you sure you want to do this?"
"You have belittled me so much, what am I afraid to do?"
"Okay!" Jiang Huai glanced around, "At first I didn't want to continue, I just said a few words about you, but since you have said that, then I will not be polite, to be honest, I really want to see You cried out in public, for no other purpose than to see how you can cry."
Gao Yang's original threat turned into a hole he dug for himself in an instant.
"Is it because Xueba's brain is not the same as ours? Why do you turn so fast? Does your way of thinking refer to some spiral biological structure that slides so fast?"
"What's the matter with what?" Jiang Huai took a picture of Gao Yang and leaned over to look at his head, "Speak as you speak, don't touch your hands, men and women can't kiss each other."
"It's fine if you don't want to kiss a man and a woman, but if you don't want to kiss a man and a man, you don't have sex with me, so we don't have to shy away from it!"
As he said that, he went directly upstairs to Jianghuai's shoulder.
The roommate squeezed out from a crowd of people saw these two hugging each other firmly, "What are you two doing while we're not around? Why are you both hugging?"
"Remove everything, he hugged me unilaterally, it has nothing to do with me."
Jiang Huai bent down and came out from under Gao Yang.
"What's the difference? It doesn't matter who is hugging who? Anyway, you two are hugging each other, so you two can't do anything behind our backs? Internal digestion is okay!"
"What's internally digested? Sunscreen?" Another roommate squeezed out from inside, "Don't we share sunscreen with the girls in our class? They used up a whole bottle during the day today, and I just bought extra Return the two bottles to others."
"Of course you have to pay it back. You actually bought two extra bottles. Forget it. I will keep these two bottles for myself. I will give you the opportunity to get in touch with our professional girls. Don't worry too much about it." Thank you bro!"
While speaking, he waved vigorously and called the names of the girls in the same class. They were still in a relatively peripheral place and did not squeeze in.
"You don't need to squeeze, there are here! I bought them all for you!"
What was raised was the hand of the roommate next to me, raised high!
Seeing all the girls looking over, the roommate was a little embarrassed, "I'm quite shy suddenly looking at me like that."
"Shy bastard!" He was pushed directly to the side of the girls who came over, "Hurry up and give it to others, we will go first, and wait for you in the cafeteria!"
Then everyone left, leaving this shy roommate alone with several girls.
Of course, before leaving, I stuffed all the extra sunscreen I bought into the hands of this shy roommate. It’s useless for them to keep the extra bought. I just use it for a few days during the military training. One bottle for each person is enough. The rest of the extra purchases can be given to girls. Girls have a relatively high demand for sunscreen and makeup every day.
They went to the cafeteria today with a long-term mind in advance. First, they ruled out all the recommendations in the campus manual, and then carefully observed the queue at the window. They didn’t go to the queue of freshmen, and they queued up for the seniors and sisters. team to go.
It doesn't matter how long you wait in line, the main thing is that the meal must be delicious, and they can no longer accept those things after suffering from the previous meal.
After being tired from military training for so long, the most important thing is to have a good meal. This simple wish must be satisfied.
The time for eating is still very short, and we have to gather again within a few minutes after eating. The freshmen basically don’t have much time for themselves. Everyone has to get to know each other in the collective life of military training. Yesterday, it was hard to rest for 5 minutes Even being pulled out by the instructor to perform.
The instructor doesn’t know anyone, so the way to pull them out is to pull someone whose name is more eye-catching, or——
"Who was the first to wash your face yesterday?"
As soon as they finished speaking and disbanded on the spot to rest, the instructor shouted at everyone from the front.
Yesterday's first one... Gao Yang, who was just sitting on the ground, was still a little dazed, and turned to look at Jiang Huai next to him, "If you're not sure, just ask, was I the first one yesterday?"
"If I remember correctly, it should be you."
Jiang Huai and Gao Yang were standing in the last row. After disbanding in place, they squatted down and supported their hands. The space in the last row was relatively larger than the two rows in the middle, and they sat slumped. It is also more comfortable.
"Ugh--"
Gao Yang let out a long sigh, raised his hand and stood up resignedly, "Report to the instructor! It's me!"
"Very good. It just so happens that I didn't bring your roster with me today, so I'll remember you. You're a handsome guy. Come up and show everyone your talents!"
The previous ones are all excuses, and the last sentence is the key point.
Acting talent...why have you all gone to college, but you still can't escape this curse that you can't get rid of since kindergarten.
Why do you like people to perform their talents so much?There is no talent these days, so I dare not come out to walk the rivers and lakes, so how will those who have no talent live in the future?
Gao Yang had a very headache, but fortunately, his parents forced him to learn some messy things since he was a child, so Gao Yang stepped forward directly, "How about I show you a taekwondo show?"
As soon as this remark came out, the instructor laughed in front of him.
"Who wants to see you perform taekwondo? Is there anything else? Sing and dance?"
This is really difficult for him, the thing Gao Yang dislikes the most since he was a child is singing, every time he wants to go to KTV, he will try his best to refuse, because his pentameter is not a problem of incompleteness at all, it is simply not there.
What is tune?He never found it!
"Then I'll show you a flutter of flies!"
Although he can't do both, but compared to singing, Gao Yang would definitely choose to dance, but this dance——
It's beyond his control to dance like that!
After all, he was the one who had been given the title of fluttering flies by his teacher.
Gao Yang thought about his first stage, which was still in kindergarten!
At that time, he was still a child who loved to sing and dance. There was a performance competition in the kindergarten, and all the children had to perform collectively on stage, and he was among them.
But in the process of rehearsal, the kindergarten teacher directly singled him out, saying that he was not dancing at all, but fluttering flies. It was as ugly as it could be, and it couldn’t be changed no matter what. In the end, there was no put him on stage.
This caused great psychological harm to little Gao Yang, and the words fluttering flies have been accompanying his life ever since.
His way of dancing died in kindergarten.
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