Chapter 1796. Bandit System 7
Chapter 1796. Bandit System 7
Han Zifeng spread his hands and said, "Oh, I have the gangster system, so when I grow up, I want to become a gangster."
Xiao Ling asked with a twitch of his lips: "No, sister, are you serious?"
Zi Feng nodded seriously and replied: "Yeah, if I were older, I would have been a gangster leader." Xiao Ling was speechless. Zi Feng thought about it and said: "By the way, tell the boss of Longguo to start printing money now. I accept cash."
Xiao Ling asked: "How much do you want?"
Zi Feng thought, in another world, paper and pen might not be useful, so if that's the case, then she might as well ask for less, but she could prepare some gold and silver. So she said, "Forget it, paper and pen are useless, first print 100 million, and give me a credit card, and you'll be responsible for paying me back when I leave. And some gold and silver, I want pure gold and pure silver, so that I can be of some use in ancient times. First, 10,000 catties of gold and 10,000 catties of silver."
Xiao Ling asked: "What do you want in exchange?"
Zi Feng said calmly: "When I turn sixteen, I will travel around the world. I promise that I will pull out all the grass for you."
Xiao Ling was silent for a moment and said, "You don't have to pull out all the grass. It would be nice to get some antiques or something."
Zi Feng replied, "I went there for the antiques." Xiao Ling smiled and nodded. She said again, "Well, pay attention, what I got back should be called stolen money. The subsequent work of regularizing it is up to you to use normal human procedures to regularize these things."
Xiao Ling replied: "Don't worry, we are experts in this."
Zi Feng asked curiously, "Can we bring animals with us when we travel abroad?"
Xiao Ling was silent for a moment and said, "No, to be precise: domestic pets, such as cats and dogs, are still allowed on cars and planes, but wild animals are not allowed on planes. Unless they are notified in advance, they are not allowed on planes."
Zi Feng twisted his fox and said, "If you want to go out and play, why don't you hurry up and transform into a human?"
The fox wanted to ask: Are you polite? He turned his head and ignored her. Xiao Ling laughed, hahaha.
During the four years of college, the original owner didn't ask to get married and have children anyway, so anyone who tried to chat with Zi Feng for no serious reason would be beaten up by the little girl. She would also often say something hurtful: "You're a pedophile." There was nothing she could do, it was because she was so young.
What made the classmates speechless was that the little girl really did it. She reported every single thing. During her four years at university, she reported a total of 524 classmates, at least for more than one year. What made Zi Feng a little unhappy was that there were more than 4 high-ranking officials and generous people who were reported. Some of them were driven crazy, and some took advantage of the system to do whatever they wanted.
Therefore, after Zi Feng had the bandit system rob the first system, he went straight into the origin group and asked, "First, what should we do if we catch the troublemaker system?"
First: "That system was captured by the gangster system?"
Zi Feng nodded: "Yeah, there are several near me."
First: "Okay, call it your bandit system, just eat it directly. No wonder the way of heaven in that world is so weak, it seems that there are a lot of wild systems in that world."
Zi Feng asked disdainfully: "There are too many wild systems? Is your system so random?"
The first one sighed and explained to his own testers: "No, the so-called wild system is the system that we have eliminated, or some monsters, demons, etc., which are accidentally transformed by souls. There are also some random practitioners who randomly create it. In short, just eat it and it's done."
Zi Feng knew how to operate it. He just downloaded the bandit system and asked back, "No, first of all, can't you just format those systems or something? Then I can give them to normal soldiers to use."
First: "No, have you forgotten that your gangster system doesn't seem to be very reliable?"
Zi Feng was silent. It seemed that his own system was not very reliable. Fine, fine, Zi Feng said to his own bandit system: "Those systems are all your food, but you have to return the luck you absorbed from those people."
What could the gangster system say? It didn't dare to go too far. Since Zi Feng said so, then he would do it. Zi Feng reported the matter to Xiao Ling and didn't care about the follow-up.
Xiao Ling asked: "Can't the country have one?"
Zi Feng jumped up and slapped him on the head, saying, "Are you stupid? If there was any system that I couldn't test, I would have given it to you long ago. Even the system I brought here is not a normal system, or in other words, it is a system to be monitored. The point is, have you seen a sieve? Now your world has been made like a sieve by these people with systems. If you insist on using the system, the national fortune will be gone in a minute. Then why are you still supervising Miss Nan? Let them do it."
Xiao Ling was silent for a moment, and after thinking for a moment, he said, "Okay, cub, I was wrong."
Zi Feng calmly replied: "That's the way to behave. Patching the sky is still very troublesome."
Xiao Ling asked curiously: "Can you mend the sky?"
Zi Feng touched his nose and said, "Oh, I am the one who destroys the world. For the job of mending the sky, you have to ask your original Nuwa sister here. I mainly kill people and destroy the world, and then ask the original Nuwa sister to rebuild it."
Xiao Ling immediately realized that he really had a heavy responsibility. After thinking for a while, he asked, "Well, what is the prerequisite for you to destroy the world?"
Zi Feng spread his hands and said, "This is really random. In principle, I won't do anything stupid. I'm still pretty lazy, unless my sister strongly demands that I start working and assigns me tasks. Otherwise, there are a lot of interns here, so there's no need to work seriously."
Xiao Ling suddenly felt that, okay, okay, they should try not to call this kid out. He said sincerely: "If there is any problem, please notify us first to solve it."
Zi Feng nodded and said, "Yeah, yeah, this is the world of mortals. I will try my best to cooperate with you, but if I really encounter something too disgusting, ahem, I will also take action. You can understand that I have some self-awareness, but it's not high."
Xiao Ling nodded, a little bit is fine. During school, her parents also came over, her mother and grandparents were still okay, but the father only received a beating, and she also shouted: "Come once, beat once, and keep your opinion."
As for her, her mother and others knew that she lived in the military area, so they didn't say much. Grandpa and grandma directly took out a card and said, "Use whatever you want."
Zi Feng silently took out the card Xiao Ling gave him and said, "Well, it's really not necessary. I can use this card at will. It's the predicted salary."
Xiao Ling sighed and said, "It's okay, it's okay, you really don't have to worry about this child." The family nodded.
Zi Feng said directly: "Mom, while you are still young, you should practice a small account. My account has been useless for a long time."
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