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Chapter 1828. Rebellious System 2

Han Zifeng said happily: "The first task given to me was to lead the three traitors in the heaven to obtain scriptures. You also gave me a fox spirit as a mount. Speaking of which, this animal, no matter how I look at it, it seems that you are being unreasonable!"

Not to mention, even Nuwa thought so. She sighed and said, "You better show mercy."

Zi Feng asked: "Do you think I should inform the monk?"

Nuwa sweated for a moment, but still said, "You should give me a hint."

Zi Feng nodded, exited the origin chat group, and muttered in front of everyone while pinching the spell: "Listen, Buddhists, I, the three traitors in the heaven, and Daji are responsible for obtaining the scriptures. We will not accept any rebuttals. You can figure out the follow-up by yourselves!"

Daji asked weakly, "Are you serious?"

Zi Feng said calmly: "Oh, those bald guys are all cursed by me. They will explode directly if they are humiliated." The people around him were speechless for a moment.

At this time, the Lingshan Buddhas who received the order were also speechless. No, no, this team can obtain the scriptures? It doesn't seem possible! But since the lady said that she would not accept any rebuttal, then let it be.

Guanyin, who was in charge of the Journey to the West, came over first to discuss with Zifeng how to start the Journey to the West. Zifeng didn't have any ideas, so she just left. Since the order had been placed, she went directly to find Tang Wang Li Shimin.

Li Shimin saw that Zi Feng had flown down, so he naturally started to talk politely. Zi Feng thought about it and said, "Well, they are all pawns. People say that we are greedy, lustful, and happy to cause trouble. There are many murders and quarrels, and there are fierce arguments and a sea of ​​right and wrong. So, are you going to endure this?"

Li Shimin thought for a moment and said, "What do you think we should do?"

Zi Feng was silent for a moment and said, "He is a Buddha, and he follows his Buddhist path. You are a human being. Although you are the Son of Heaven, you are still the greatest among the human race. You can still say that I am the best in the world. Right?"

Li Shimin nodded, and Wei Zheng beside him wiped his sweat! No, no, this is not the right way to start, right? Zi Feng coaxed him, "Let me tell you, Buddhists are all liars, either they rely on their mouths, or they accept whoever they meet, you really can't find anyone who is worthy of being a monk. Also, you started the prosperous Tang Dynasty, but do you know how many times the world has destroyed Buddhism, they are just parasites, corrupt officials, and they are still following the orders of you, Emperor Taizong of Tang. To be honest, copying the first corrupt official in history, Heshen, can only support the future dynasties for more than ten years. Destroying Buddhism once can also support the Tang Dynasty for several years."

"Here comes the point. Monks are stealing your faith and even obstructing your political power. I've angered your grandson, so I'll kill him, but a single spark can start a prairie fire. I've put the destruction of Buddhism on the agenda for almost every dynasty. You even have a monk consort."

"Bang!" Li Shimin smashed the table.

Zi Feng asked happily: "Do you want to go to the West with me? Take your 100,000-man army with you and let them know what it means to have the same writing system, the same wheel gauge, and unified weights and measures, yeah."

Li Shimin was at least an emperor of all ages. Although he could not compare with Qin Shihuang or Genghis Khan, he was one of the best among normal emperors. This shows the power of PUA. What they said was right. The point is that as an emperor, of course, they could not resist the temptation of expanding territory.

Li Shimin was silent for a moment and then said, "What can those gods do?"

Zi Feng snapped his fingers and said, "Here comes the point. The disciples I chose this time are known as the three great traitors in the Heavenly Court. My idea is that humans have human ways, heaven has its ways, earth has its ways, and gods have their ways. Since the gods and Buddhas in the sky have nothing to do, then you, the greatest emperor of all time, should find something for them to do."

Li Shimin nodded. This idea was fine. Zi Feng said happily, "Anyway, I've already told you this. Whether you want to expand your territory is your problem. We are responsible for the demons and monsters. Whether you want to pick up the spoils is not our business. Oh, yes, we are responsible for the gods and Buddhas, demons and monsters in the sky. As for how much you can grab, that is a human matter, not a god's business."

Li Shimin: "Okay, can you help me deal with the dragon soul?"

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Okay, but you have to stay and make up for the lessons." Li Shimin asked, "Question mark, question mark." Zi Feng calmly took out the Ten Thousand Demons Banner and said, "Soul of the Dragon King of Jinghe River, come and report to Xuanzheng Hall."

The dragon soul of the Jinghe Dragon King arrived very quickly. Li Shimin also called Wei Zheng over. Zi Feng roared at the Jinghe Dragon King: "No, are you stupid? Are you stupid? Although there is no human emperor now, this life at least has the luck of the human race. He is the emperor of the human race. You want to seek revenge on him, but you don't even want his soul, right? You have water in your head and you're going to fall down."

The Dragon King of Jinghe River said, "He is not trustworthy."

Zi Feng roared, "He is a human, not a god. You made a mistake, you deserve it. You come to the emperor to make trouble, you are sick." The Dragon King of Jinghe River was puzzled. Zi Feng said, "He is the emperor. Since you know that Wei Zheng listens to him, can't you think about it? That Yuan Shoucheng, he is a human, right? All the land under heaven belongs to the king, and all the people are his subjects. Haven't you heard it? You come here to complain to Li Shimin, why are you picking on him?"

"You could have fought against kings, but you chose to kill yourself and even sacrificed the entire Jinghe tribe. Don't you feel wronged? Your youngest son was taken away by the Western Sea Dragon Prince and put in solitary confinement, and no one cares about your Jinghe. Also, although it was all a Buddhist conspiracy and a Journey to the West mission, there are many things you can refer to in the middle. For example, as I said, you filed a complaint, you reported it to the Heavenly Court, and you filed a complaint with the Emperor. Why don't you play it the right way? You insist on playing it the way of death. Tell me, are you crazy?"

The Dragon King of Jinghe River was silent for a while before he said, "So, I chose the wrong way to deal with it?"

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Yes, yes, although it is possible that you were bewitched, you deserve it. You came to Li Shimin, so you deserve another sentence: You deserve it."

The Dragon King of Jinghe River immediately fell to the ground, doubting his life, and began to reflect on how he got himself into this state. Li Shimin immediately felt a little sympathy for this unlucky dragon. Zi Feng continued, "Look, there are too many bugs in this matter. Anyway, you are like this, anyway, they are planning to seal you in Yinshan forever, and anyway, they are going to destroy your Jinghe clan, why don't you just choose another path."

The eyes of the Jinghe Dragon King instantly brightened. Zi Feng said, "She is a little weak as the emperor, but your dragon clan was signed by Emperor Yan and Emperor Huang. So, Xiao Shimin, you can re-confer the title of Dragon God on this Jinghe Dragon King and ask him to protect the human race. Anyway, you have connections in heaven, so it's easy to help file a complaint, right? For example, if foreign races intercept the fortune of the Chinese race, you can come out and kill those who are disobedient. Isn't it better than just muddling along like you are now?"