Chapter 1935. Martin System 15
Chapter 1935. Martin System 15
Han Zifeng roared at the Martin system: "Photograph my current situation and send feedback directly. By the way, send one to Officer Wen as well."
When Wen Zeming saw Zi Feng's new look, he burst into laughter for ten minutes before filing a police report. The other three roommates woke up and looked at the innocent-looking Tiger Da. They nodded without saying anything. They took Zi Feng's phone and ordered the meat first. This time, Hu Miaomiao said directly, "Fresh meat. Beef, pork, chicken, and rabbit. About 100 kilograms in total. That should be enough for today."
The bodyguard opposite questioned: "Are you sure?"
Hu Miaomiao said to Zi Feng, "Come on, call the boss."
After saying that, she put her phone aside, covered her ears, and hid away. Zi Feng roared like a tiger, and the entire dormitory and the entire school suddenly came alive. However, after yesterday's cat-turning incident, everyone immediately looked to see if the tiger was a child who changed his appearance every day.
After a quick glance, the dorm manager let it go, saying before leaving, "No hitting today." Zi Feng looked up at the sky in silence. The bodyguard on the other end of the phone also looked up at the sky in silence. This young lady made them feel that being their bodyguard was simply too difficult. What was going on?
Qi Shaofen, on the other hand, had come to the dormitory to pet the cat yesterday, and today, after hearing a tiger roar, happily ran over to pet the tiger. Zi Feng, the big tiger, lazily strolled to the playground, receiving fresh meat from his mother while lazily basking in the sun.
Then, something bizarre happened. A knife-wielding gangster rushed into the school, looking for students to take hostage. The problem was, as soon as he entered, he saw a tiger looking at him. He took a deep breath and roared like a tiger. Suddenly, the gangster forgot to react. I guess he was asking three questions in his mind: "Who am I? Where am I? What should I do?"
Any normal kid would challenge Big Cat for no reason! Furthermore, Zi Feng quietly appeared behind the criminal and roared. Really, a child with less courage could be sent packing with just this roar.
All the policemen heard this roar and immediately knew that it was done. They went up and pinned the criminal down and dragged him away. Then someone with unruly hands tried to pet the big cat. Zi Feng bared his teeth, thinking that this unruly person was asking for trouble. Qi Shaofen, who was not afraid to watch the fun, said, "Sir, you are the one who is unruly now. Being bitten cannot be considered an assault on the police. The point is, its protection level is higher than yours now, yeah."
The policeman felt wronged, but since they said they wouldn't let him do it, he let it go. A tiger roar was heard around the school, and there were quite a few people watching. But Zi Feng was unhappy, so no one dared to come up and do it. It was like that, now that it's bitten, it's bitten.
The day passed like this. When I got up again, I still saw animal paws. I went to the floor-length mirror to see what I looked like today. Well, I wanted to pet it a few times, and my protection level was quite high. I was actually a panda.
But the question was, what would a panda eat today? He couldn't possibly go hungry all day, could he? Luckily, Xiongxiong was an omnivore, able to eat anything. Unlike the pandas at the zoo, she also had a stomach that could handle any food. So, when her roommates saw a new panda in their dorm, they happily petted it for a few seconds, then started to think about what to eat. Remembering that pandas eat bamboo, the question was, where would they find bamboo?
Since they had no other choice, they called the little guy's mother. When Qi Shaofen heard that they could pet pandas today, she said nothing and airlifted bamboo over, and also added bowls of milk and steamed corn bread. Zi Feng looked at the food in front of him and looked at his mother with a questioning look, why were they all vegan?
Disdainfully, I went to get some meat, a bite of bamboo shoots, a bite of meat, a sip of wine, and a bite of vegetables. Everyone was a little stupid, isn't it really okay to eat like this?
Hu Miaomiao thought about it and said, "It shouldn't be a big problem. She's not a proper panda by nature, and her digestion is similar to that of a human, so eating these shouldn't be a problem. Besides, even if there is a problem, it will only last for a day and then it will be fine."
Qi Shaofen thought the words were a bit strange, but, well, it didn't seem to be a problem. Seeing her own cub so relaxed, she unceremoniously took her daughter and gave the panda cub a good pat. Zi Feng rested his chin on his paw, a look of despair on his face.
At this moment, a man dressed like an island country Onmyoji came outside the school. The first sentence he said was: "Oh, lazy panda, I finally waited for you." As he said that, he shook his hand, and a magic array covered Zi Feng. Zi Feng easily pushed his family away, and the magic array covered him.
Zi Feng looked at the broken formation helplessly. No, no, this Yin Yang Master, had he misunderstood something? Zi Feng took a deep breath, slapped his paw on the ground, and the whole panda stood up. With a swipe of his two front paws, the entire formation was broken.
Zi Feng lowered her body and ran directly to the side of the Onmyoji, fighting again, she faced the Onmyoji opposite with a powerful bear paw. Zi Feng followed the principle that I am a national treasure now, and it is none of its business if I kill someone, so she directly used Bagua Palm, and the Onmyoji was killed with every palm.
This is a school, and students love to watch the fun. Seeing someone challenge the panda, they said nothing and quickly called the police. So, the unlucky Yin-Yang Master was knocked down by the panda when a group of people from the Metaphysics Association were about to take him away. Then, Zi Feng blocked the door and asked, "Has this bear asked me before?"
The police arrived quickly. Zi Feng also had Martin notify Wen Zeming through the system. She specifically mentioned the Metaphysics Association and the Japanese. When Wen Zeming arrived with his men, he looked at the beaten corpse of the Yin-Yang Master, a panda with an unhappy face. He immediately looked at the people from the Metaphysics Association with a strange look in his eyes.
Zi Feng communicated using the Martin system: "This idiot doesn't know enough about pandas. Tell him, if you call me a panda when I'm in a good mood, I won't argue, but if you want to fight with us, please call us the Iron-Eating Beast. It was Chi You's mount in ancient times and is one of the most powerful beasts in the world."
Wen Zeming shook his head and translated to the awakened Yin-Yang master, "Panda told me to tell you that she's in a good mood. If you call her Panda, she won't argue. But if you want to fight her, please call her Iron-Eating Beast, the ancient mount of Chi You." The entire school laughed. This was a valid point. Wen Zeming added, "Well, just be thankful this is a Hong Kong city. The laws are much more lenient. In the mainland, you wouldn't survive the night."
Zi Feng nodded seriously, just looking at the people from the Metaphysics Association, showing his claws, and wanted to slap them.
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