Chapter 1965. Learning the Denial System 13
Chapter 1965. Learning the Denial System 13
Han Zifeng said nonchalantly, "I just brought a pencil case. You said I was cheating, come and search it."
The invigilator really came to search, but there was really nothing. Zi Feng responded to Hu Jinghong: "Lie le le le..."
When it came time to take the history exam, she was quite good at it. She had read history books before. Although in her eyes, the current history books were really wilder than unofficial history, it was still not difficult for her to take the exam.
When it came time for the physics exam, Zi Feng said, "What the hell is this? It feels just like math and chemistry!" He sighed and decided to just copy the answers.
After the exams, Zi Feng stopped caring about anything else. She could just play it off for the rest of the time. Since she had nothing else to do, she happily set up a fortune-telling livestream. When he started working, Liu Min had already given the official credit, so Doudou was a straight 28 split, and she could get 80.
Zi Feng didn't think too much about it. He simply enlarged the original copy of his spiritual certificate and used it as a background, adding, "If you want to calculate it, then it's even included."
Someone actually followed and asked, "Don't they tell fortunes several times a day?"
Zi Feng complained, "They can't handle the punishment from heaven, so they only do three divinations a day. I can handle it, so they can do more than they want. But we agreed that each divination must include at least one paper crane. Rich people, please be more aware and keep your eyes open. I'm a licensed murderer, and anyone who owes me a small fortune will pay with their life."
As soon as she finished speaking, a connection appeared. Zi Feng clicked on it and saw a very arrogant woman on the other side: "A fortune teller?"
Zi Feng said calmly: "You seem to be quite rich, ten carnivals to buy your life."
The woman responded directly: "Are you crazy about money?"
Zi Feng complained, "The Black and White Impermanence are right next to you. You won't make it through tonight. Now that you're both here, tell me how this scumbag died?" Zi Feng listened to the White Impermanence's introduction and then asked, "Wow, you didn't even check before getting married? Okay, I'll code you. By the way, do I have an Internet police officer here? Contact me."
Just as she finished, she saw a private message: "Internet Police Officer Xiao Li requested a friend." Zi Feng quickly sent back an address and said, "This woman will be finished in three hours. Go for it! Her husband is a serial killer. You know, they call it the 518 case, the 94 gold shop case, and the 113 answer. Go for it! Ole Gee!"
Netizen: It’s confirmed, the host is a little crazy.
Netizen: By the way, this elder sister didn’t really marry a murderer, did she?
It's true that after receiving the alarm, the uncles responded quite quickly. So, at the moment when the sister was almost killed, a gunshot rang out, and the man was dragged away. Zi Feng shouted happily, "Oh yeah, one kill! Remember to give me ten carnivals!"
The woman was so frightened that she almost died, so she readily gave him twenty carnivals. Zi Feng was very satisfied with this. Seeing that the woman's lifeline was still unstable, he instructed her: "Go to the Yama Palace to worship in the next few days, give more incense, and burn it wherever you want. Be sincere and fulfill your wish."
The woman nodded frantically and said, "Okay, I'll go. I'll go now." She looked at her sister who had disappeared without a trace.
While she was still talking, Zi Feng quickly shouted, "Take the bus, don't drive, don't take a taxi." The woman obviously heard him and quickly looked for her cell phone.
Zi Feng hung up on the older woman and waited for the next one. It was a quick connection, and the next one to come online was a fat, bloated fellow. Zi Feng looked the man over and sent Xiao Li his address, adding, "Dig up his house, and you'll find quite a few people, ranging in age from 5 to 30, all women."
Xiao Li made a trembling expression and then hurriedly invited people. Zi Feng thought about it, showed Liu Min's phone number to Xiao Li, and sent a message: "Bring a Taoist priest."
Xiao Li replied immediately: "Got it."
After finishing the arrangements here, Zi Feng was in the mood to playfully chat with the man. She asked curiously, "Who are you? Anyway, everything goes wrong for you."
The man was very disdainful: "Do you know who I am? You say that everything goes wrong for me?"
Zi Feng said disdainfully: "That's right, by the way, check the companies under his name." As she said this, she sent the location to Xiao Li, focusing on speed.
Xiao Li was speechless. Does this live broadcast room have to be so hardcore? Zi Feng suddenly thought, "Oh, why is this a silly live broadcast? It's so boring." She didn't even turn off the live broadcast and teleported away directly. As for the man connected to it, he was also stunned. Special effects?
Zi Feng, on his side, teleported in front of Liu Min and said, "Just get me a panda. How boring!"
Liu Min: "Do you think what you said is human?"
Zi Feng thought about it seriously and said, "Then I'll just go steal it. It'll only take a few days anyway."
Liu Min quickly stopped him: "Wait, don't do this just because you're so impulsive, okay?!"
Zi Feng said dissatisfiedly: "I just want to pet the panda."
Liu Min sighed and obediently called Panda. It turned out that Zi Feng did get a panda, but the panda looked congenitally deficient. Zi Feng grabbed the panda and asked, "You want to blackmail me with this dying panda?"
Liu Min sighed again and said, "If you want to pet the panda, I'll help treat it."
Zi Feng looked at Liu Min with disdain and said, "You can ask me to take action, but you also need to issue a certificate for this guy, in case he turns into a Kung Fu Panda."
What could Liu Min say? He nodded and said, "I'll arrange it for you." Zi Feng's current residence was bought by Liu Min. She also had a large yard in the design studio. Zi Feng happily set up her livestream in the yard, otherwise the pandas would have nowhere to play. To be honest, the pandas were treated well. It wasn't just a panda, it came with a panda nanny.
The tragedy for this panda nanny is that she originally had one naughty child, but now she has two. Zi Feng happily petted the naughty children while live streaming. He curiously asked netizens: "Um, what happened to the fat one before?"
Internet police officer Xiao Li: "He has been arrested and brought to justice, and evidence is being collected." Zi Feng didn't have any idea about the follow-up. In this case, if they found one and sent one away, that would be the end of it.
When netizens saw the pandas, they showered them with gifts. One netizen asked: "Did the anchor steal the panda cub?"
Zi Feng turned around and asked, "Sister Yu, where are you from as a nanny? Netizens asked me about the stolen cub."
Sister Yu said speechlessly, "I'm from the Beijing Zoo. I'm borrowing this cub for a few days." Netizens saw Zi Feng happily sucking the panda's milk. Although the panda was not feeling well, it was definitely cute, which easily made Zi Feng happy. She also bought some spiritual bamboo shoots through the system. She and the panda acted exactly the same. Even Sister Yu actually gave each cat and each person a bowl of milk. Zi Feng and the panda both said they were very happy to eat.
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