System experience officer

Chapter 2000. Life Experience System 11

"Is this a day in the life of a psychiatrist?" The people at Corning Hospital were furious. Not to mention, he had reached 100 million heads in just one hour.

The life experience system said disdainfully: "You cheated."

Han Zifeng said nonchalantly, "Just tell me whether it's completed or not?" The Life Experience System was indignant. However, the prize won in this lottery was Lu Ban Jing Mastery. Zifeng asked curiously, "Can I buy a normal book with this?"

Life experience system: "You can buy it with points."

Zi Feng nodded, not even bothering to turn off his computer. He teleported to the US National Exhibition Hall. With a wave of his hand, an exhibition hall was empty. Zi Feng, since he was already here, emptied the entire museum. Then, he teleported again and appeared in Tiananmen Square. He said to the live broadcast room, "My luck has turned. I came here to pick up the goods. I found them."

As luck would have it, Zi Feng was soon taken to a place where only soldiers were present. Zi Feng asked curiously, "Where should I unload it?"

Liu Shan nodded. Zi Feng waved his hand and complained, "It's all here. Remember to cash it in. Also, my little Jin Jin, you have to do charity work in my name and reject corrupt officials. Okay, I'll go back."

Liu Shan grabbed Zi Feng and asked, "Wait, how many days do you really have left to live?"

Zi Feng nodded, took out the diagnosis he had brought with him and said, "Yes, but it's hard to say when he will be completely dead, but I am really mentally unstable, there is no doubt about that."

Liu Shan asked, "Will you accept the national combat mission?"

Zi Feng replied: "Yes, I will, but I need to be free."

Liu Shan was curious: "What is the definition of free?"

Zi Feng asked, "How many days have you been in my live studio?"

Liu Shan replied: "Half an hour after you start broadcasting."

Zi Feng nodded: "That's easy. If you get a job like delivery, it means you don't have time. If you get a job like today's game development, it will be easier to get orders, which means you have time."

Liu Shan didn't know how to complain about such casual free time. He was silent for a long time before asking, "So, how do you take orders?"

Zi Feng replied calmly: "Just make a list for me."

Liu Shan was incredibly quick, and soon a long list of orders appeared. Zi Feng, looking at the pile of orders that were taller than hers, immediately became furious: "No, are you serious?"

Liu Shan stepped back several steps and said, "It depends on your mood. Anyway, someone will watch the live broadcast and pay you." He grinned.

Zi Feng was so angry that she pulled out her knife and roared, "Do you believe I will chop you into pieces?"

Liu Shan asked curiously, "Where did you get your knife from? By the way, don't you want a hot weapon?"

Zi Feng replied, "I don't know how to use it." Her eyes suddenly lit up: "I want to learn how to shoot a gun, at least to satisfy my curiosity."

Liu Shan had no comment on this and drove Zi Feng to go shooting. Zi Feng said, "Let's find a place where we can live stream."

Liu Shan stopped the car and turned a corner, obviously changing his destination. He came to a shooting range and said, "You play, I'll pay."

Zi Feng started fighting happily, and after one volley of bullets, Zi Feng could hit ten rings with a single gun. Zi Feng instantly disliked this game, so he took the order and teleported to kill people. He didn't want to waste time talking, so he asked Liu Shan directly for a normal-bladed knife. Zi Feng asked for four knives, put them on his back, and teleported away.

One night, Zi Feng asked the life experience system to directly turn on the mosaic, and she began to teleport and kill people. The next morning, Zi Feng appeared next to Liu Shan, and there was a bag of heads.

Liu Shan was speechless, even more speechless because each of his heads had an order stuck on it. The life experience system gave her a new job after midnight: today, carpenter.

Zi Feng asked curiously, "Do you have any orders for this?"

The Life Experience System replied: "100 works, and sell them."

After Zi Feng found out, he yelled in the live broadcast room: "Time has come, find me some thick wood, so that people can drop their stuff."

What can you say when good luck comes: "Got it." So Liu Shan ran out to collect wood in the middle of the night.

Although Zi Feng had just drawn the Lu Ban Classic, she had some understanding of mortise and tenon structures. Taking out the carving knife, Zi Feng wanted to carve something. Since it was a toy, she would make a nice ornament. She first chose ornaments. Those things were small and very pleasing to the eye when hung.

Zi Feng looked at the wood Liu Shan had brought. How could she put it? There were all kinds of wood. She cut out a few odd peach wood branches, and he counted them, and started to cut them. Soon, a group of peach wood swords appeared, but unlike the carved patterns, Zi Feng directly carved talismans on the sword bodies of the peach wood swords to ward off evil spirits and protect the house. In an instant, the peach wood sword became a mid-level magic weapon.

Zi Feng counted, 14. She said directly to the live broadcast room, "Selling intermediate magic tools, peach wood swords to ward off evil spirits. If you like to commit suicide, take them with you when you go out. If you really encounter an enemy, you can kill him with one sword. No pressure, one hundred thousand each."

She asked Liu Shan to help her open the shopping cart, and then she was about to hang up the peach wood sword. However, before she finished, Liu Shan's phone rang. Liu Shan answered the phone, said something, nodded, and then said to Zi Feng: "Two million, the Taoist Academy wants it all."

Zi Feng complained: "So insincere?"

Liu Shan: "Make money immediately."

Zi Feng complained: "Shouldn't you go there yourself?"

Liu Shan said speechlessly: "It's on the way, aren't you afraid you'll sell it?"

Zi Feng nodded, "Okay, okay," she said, "Oh, it's better to bring more money. It will be embarrassing if you can't pay the bill."

Seeing that there were still some wood chips, Zi Feng picked up some trees that were not long enough and cut them into wood chips as soon as they were delivered. He said to Liu Shan, "Give me a stack of red ropes."

Liu Shan immediately sent someone to buy some. By the time the red string buyer returned, Zi Feng had already finished carving the wooden plaque. Furthermore, she wasn't interested in leaning on the top scholar or anything like that, so she carved only amulets for safety. She explained to the audience, "This is a low-grade magical tool, a safety amulet. According to the standards of this world, it can replace approximately five deaths. Those with merit can use it for longer."

At this time, a man dressed in sage-like attire appeared. However, this man gave people the feeling of encountering the sect's senior brother. Zi Feng just shook his head at the sight of this man. Liu Shan was curious: "Don't you like him?"

Zi Feng complained, "What a waste! This kid will die at the hands of a woman sooner or later. His path to immortality will be covered in dust, and peach blossoms will overflow. Did you offend Yue Lao in your past life? Or did you offend the peach tree spirit?"

The Life Experience System interrupted, "My dear, this is all wrong. He is the reincarnation of the Peach Blossom Fairy. If he wants to become an immortal, he must practice the Way of Mercy."

Zi Feng's defense was broken directly. She pounded the table and laughed: "Hahaha, hahaha, what are you thinking, calling him a peach blossom cultivator with a lot of peach blossoms and a ruthless way! Is the fairy world here so crazy?" She said it directly, so everyone thought she was hysterical.