System experience officer

Chapter 2006. Life Experience System 17

I have a feeling they'll be scared to death if they go in. Luckily, it's a hotel, so I'll notify the hotel manager to catch them first. Not to mention, Han Zifeng's livestream is a household name. When a front desk lady saw Zifeng's crazy livestream, she immediately called her manager and asked someone to catch the person who pried the door open.

The lobby manager said, "We can't interfere in the personal grudges of our guests."

The young lady pulled out a Jurassic Park and said, "The problem is, those who try to pry open the door will die in a matter of minutes. Our hotel is like this because of that manic young lady."

The lobby manager was speechless, and even more speechless after watching the replay. The manager questioned: "Are they all from the Taoist Association?"

The lady at the front desk said, "The reason why it turned into a tree is that our guests are just crazy."

The lobby manager was speechless. The police arrived relatively quickly, and the person knocking on the door was able to enter the house smoothly. But as soon as the door opened, they were dumbfounded. What the hell is this jungle survival game?

Before the two of them could react, they saw two Tyrannosaurus Rexes, who lowered their heads and opened their bloody mouths to bite the scolded man. Not to mention that the two guys were really scared and immediately became weak.

Zi Feng laughed, hahahaha. Behind them, there were actually two more people following them. They were a little confused after entering. No, isn't this a proper hotel? But before they could react, a branch from a peach tree strung them together, and they calmly hanged themselves from the southeast branch.

Not to mention, after transforming into the peach tree, Yao Yanwang suddenly felt as if he had realized something. He felt that attacking was more suitable for him. He happily played with the two of them. The police also arrived at this time. Zi Feng came out with a snake tail, stopped the police and said, "Well, you can't take these people away. This guy seems to be having fun. Wait until he sobers up."

The police were speechless. They'd also read online novels, so they completely understood the concept of enlightenment. Meanwhile, someone from the Taoist Association called, saying they couldn't interfere with their little one's enlightenment. The police were embarrassed, so they decided to question the two terrified people first.

By the time Yao Yanwang realized what was happening, the police had basically figured it out. Simply put, she was being targeted for revenge because of her behavior of snatching the baby. But with only two targets, the four people who came to pick a fight all said, "They have no moral principles!"

Zi Feng pointed at the words on the door and asked, "No, none of you four can read?"

One of them replied: "Who knew there really was a psychopath in there?"

Zi Feng immediately rolled up her sleeves and asked, "You guys are talking like that, are you asking for a beating?!" What could the police say? They quickly broke up the fight. What surprised her more was that Yao Yanwang could actually transform back into his human form on his own.

Yao Yanwang looked around and said to Zi Feng, "Sister, is it really okay for you to turn our hotel into this state?"

Zi Feng pointed at him and said, "The pot is yours." Yao Yanwang's mouth twitched, and he looked like, "What are you talking about?!"

The police who have been stationed here are also helpless. Is he planning to roll around and deny his responsibility?

Zi Feng, on her part, pulled her cart out at daybreak. Since there were anti-vibration hotels and the police were watching, she decided it would be best to serve meals to the human cubs. The cubs happily ate their meals again, and Zi Feng's chef recognition was considered full. The fixed skill Zi Feng drew this time was: permanent, special chef.

Seeing Yao Yanwang trying to comprehend the truth, Zi Feng told his own life experience system, "The daily life experience will be suspended. It will not start again until the peach blossom spirit returns to normal."

The life experience system said: "Yes, if you don't have enough life, you will lose points."

Zi Feng said calmly, "You play like this, right?" She silently clicked on the feedback and said, "Believe it or not, I'll turn into a zombie and show you!"

First: “Wait, what’s wrong?”

Zi Feng complained: "My Peach Blossom Spirit is here to gain enlightenment. I said I'd suspend the experience, but your broken system is trying to steal my points. Believe it or not, I'm going to fight you."

The first one was silent for a long time before answering: "Wait, what do you mean by stealing points?"

The helpless life experience system input belonging to her boss, and then, and then, and then she was scolded: "Are you stupid? Deducting her vitality, are you overthinking it? Although that flesh body will only last two days, but her man is a zombie. How will she explain if she really turns into a zombie? Get out of here, go play by yourself."

The Life Experience System whined, feeling so wronged. But they wouldn't listen either. So, so be it. Silence fell over them. Fortunately, Yao Yanwang only took seven days to regain consciousness. These past few days, Zi Feng had been happily feeding the human cubs.

Seeing that Yao Yanwang was fine, she continued to change her profession. What surprised Zi Feng was that this time it was actually a butcher. Life Experience System: "Ding, today's experience, butcher."

Zi Feng then raised a fatal question: "Is killing people considered part of a butcher's job?"

The Life Experience System was silent for a long time before asking, "Dear, do you think your question is appropriate?"

Zi Feng said disdainfully: "Ren Butcher, that's still a butcher, right?"

The life experience system felt that its CPU was a little hot. Zi Feng was disgusted and silently clicked on the feedback and said, "Your system's brain capacity is not good enough."

First: "What is your new occupation?"

Zi Feng replied, "Butcher, I said, killing someone counts as killing someone. I just fried his CPU in one go."

The first one was also a little silent. He simply asked, "So, you want to just count it as murder?"

Zi Feng said disdainfully, "I still have quite a few orders here, so I can just take them one at a time."

The first sighed, "Alright, as long as you're happy." Then, he roared at the life experience system, "Are you stupid? Are you stupid! Are you stupid?! Why bother with her about this? It's killing, after all. She can kill whatever she wants. What the hell is it to you? You're an AI, and your brain is almost as stubborn as hers."

The life experience system felt very aggrieved, but it also found that it had become a little stupid, so it applied for a self-examination and an IQ test.

When I first saw the application for the Life Experience System, I felt even more speechless. In the end, with a stroke of the pen, this application was actually counted as maintenance. The Life Experience System looked at itself and was counted as maintenance, and immediately wanted to cry.

Zi Feng received the order from his system and got the revision order. He immediately rolled over with laughter. What kind of fate is this? He took out the order from Liu Shan and said to Liu Shan, "Well, remember to give us a five-star rating."

Liu Shan felt that something was not right with this question. So, he asked, "What's your profession?"

Zi Feng replied: "Butcher, I think killing anything doesn't matter, so I'll just finish your mission. Hmm."