Chapter 2040. Crossing System 29
Chapter 2040. Crossing System 29
Han Zifeng nodded and said to the group of weasels: "Update the task again. As long as you leave this thing here today, I will live in the yellow skin below and ascend."
The weasels were immediately excited. They knew they had to keep this creature. Zi Feng then contacted Nuwa Palace through a private channel and said, "Sister, I want to order the body of an adult weasel, at the level of an immortal."
Nuwa: "Why do you care about Huang Xian?"
Zi Feng replied: "The yellow-skinned people who know about resisting the Japanese invaders must be enlightened, and then we can ask the Heaven and Earth Books to check what the Jiaoben family wants to do."
Nuwa replied: "To seize the luck."
Zi Feng replied: "What if I don't do it?"
Nuwa replied directly: "Even their gods can't defeat you. Do whatever you want."
Zi Feng nodded and asked again: "When will you give me the weasel body? I'm waiting to be chopped off."
Nuwa: "Wait, I'll pinch it now."
Zi Feng said to the weasel in the grave: "You are quite capable. My sister is massaging your body."
The weasel was speechless and asked, "No, are you serious?"
Zi Feng nodded: "Seriously, seriously, I'm responsible for chopping people, the job of molding people is in the hands of the higher-ups." Now the group of weasels were speechless. The weasel that Nuwa handed over was relatively fast. Zi Feng calmly strolled into the grave, knocked on the grave and said, "Weasel, come out."
The weasel used his divine sense to take a look, and immediately rushed into the flesh body that Zi Feng had found for him. After entering the flesh body, he found that this was actually an immortal body. Zi Feng patted the weasel and said, "I have opened so many backdoors for you. If you can't handle them all, then you can only be called a waste."
The weasel nodded with a determined look on its face. After getting familiar with its body, it charged at the evil cultivator. They say that those who have undergone tribulation are those who have undergone tribulation, and the first move is very different. Zi Feng looked at the weasel with great satisfaction. The moment the evil cultivator spoke, the weasel, who had just taken on a physical form, became intoxicated.
As a result, this evil cultivator actually did it, and without a squeak, he was divided up by a group of weasels. Next, he had to overcome the tribulation. However, since he already had the body of an immortal, it was still easy for him to overcome the tribulation and ascend to heaven. Zi Feng made a mark on the weasel's forehead, holding a mirror, and said to the weasel brother: "See the mark on your forehead? If you dare to target the people of Nuwa Palace, you will explode and die in minutes. Who said you are the body given by our Nuwa Palace?"
The weasel covered his face and said, "Is there a possibility that I am from the demon clan and belong to the Nuwa Palace?"
Zi Feng complained: "What if a little traitor appears? The fighting power of the one above is not good enough, so we can't leave him with too much trouble."
The weasel said even more speechlessly: "My Lady, that Lady above is a saint after all. Even if I practice for tens of thousands of years, I still won't be able to accomplish your idea, right?"
Zi Feng lowered his chin silently and said, "I have been able to do this kind of work for thousands of years, so I am the Nuwa who destroys the world." The weasel brother didn't know how to chat with this lady.
Zi Feng looked at the Yin-Yang master from the Jiaoben family and asked, "Do you still want the body?"
The weasel said, "You want to take it away." Zi Feng calmly stabbed the fellow, sucked his blood with his hand, and instantly condensed into a bead of blood. Zi Feng said to the remaining weasels, "Well, you guys can just eat the body, take the bones away, and clean up the scene."
Internet police officer Xiao Li: "Dear, you've been live streaming for so long, what's the point of cleaning up the scene?"
Zi Feng complained: "You can't leave such a big cleaning task to mortals, right? These weasels have nothing to do anyway, so let them clean up." The group of weasels were speechless, and they followed their ancestors and started to clean up the scene.
Zi Feng said to the current weasel leader, "Find the descendants of the tomb owner and examine them. If their character is good, you can capture them and make them into a ground horse. Regardless of their past, your Huang family still needs them to ascend to heaven. Of course, if they are not good people, sending them to the police in this world will also save their descendants' lives. In short, you can do whatever you want."
Bai Wuchang came up and said, "Although his descendants are good people, they can't become earth horses."
Zi Feng was curious: "Why?"
Bai Wuchang replied, "His soul is incomplete, in short, he's a fool. He has two daughters, one is already dead, and the other, well, she's dying too. She's been bullied at school for a long time and is almost having mental problems. If you let the weasel take care of it, it'll easily mess everything up. It's all karma. Also, if the weasel goes there, it could easily turn into a love disaster. The girls are fine, but the unlucky weasel might not be able to bear it."
Zi Feng scratched his head: "This setting is quite tricky. No, we have Xiao Li. Give me some information and we can study and report the case. As for the girl, if the weasel doesn't work, why not find someone from the other five immortals? But this way, the cause and effect will be a bit confusing."
Bai Wuchang: "That doesn't really exist. Immortals who go out to perform rituals usually have a connection with one of the Five Immortals, and will basically have the help of all five. Of course, it's all done through formal procedures. Those who are purely from the Rat Hall, the Weasel Hall, or the Qingfeng Hall are all scammers, and will basically squander all their merits."
Zi Feng looked at the weasel next to him and said, "Are their reviews so bad?"
Bai Wuchang answered sincerely, "Ahem, their reputation isn't great, and they're vindictive. So if we give them this job, the school will be haunted in no time, and then there will be dozens of people killed. It will be hard for the human government to explain."
Zi Feng turned to the phone and said, "Little Leo, I'll give you some information. You guys can handle the aftermath. I feel like your revenge is much more reliable than those weasels."
Internet police officer Xiao Li responded relatively quickly: "Got it."
Zi Feng asked Bai Wuchang again, "Speaking of which, what's wrong with this world? Stealing Qi and circulating Qi is a common occurrence. Are there any sects that specialize in this practice?"
Bai Wuchang considered his words and said, "No, but it can be considered as such." He quickly interrupted Zi Feng's unfriendly expression and said, "This isn't a sect that practices this, but rather masters and apprentices, fathers and sons, all aim to borrow the luck of others to defy fate. So, after several consecutive incidents, you might think they're using the same method. Just think of this group of people as having inherited the murderous gene from their fathers. Well, anyway, they're all quite unscrupulous."
Zi Feng was curious: "Call the police, and no one will care?"
Bai Wuchang replied helplessly: "Although it is said that there are ghosts in the world now, there are more sincere liars than capable ones. We say that even those rubbish have to be believed!"
Zi Feng complained: "It's okay, just turn someone alive."
Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes again: "We asked their ancestors to come to us in our dreams and smoked them out, but when they woke up they thought it was all nonsense."
Zi Feng patted his head and asked the livestreamer, "Xiao Li, are all those special departments of yours so weak? The ghost officers said they'd been beaten to a pulp, and they still didn't believe in ghosts." Internet police officer Xiao Li nodded. "Those bosses aren't they?" Zi Feng grumbled, "You're just irritating me. No, you're just irritating the ghosts."
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