System experience officer

Chapter 2293. The Copying System 10

Su Jiaojiao replied, "McGee, a cat that can turn into a human."

Han Zifeng whistled: "There really is a cat professor! Yes, let's go play with the cat professor."

He turned to leave, but then thought better of it and found Zou Yuan. They then teleported back to the Great Chief together. Zou Yuan complained, "Can't we use normal transportation?"

Zi Feng complained, "My teleportation is much more reliable than their Apparition. Anyway, everyone gather around, I need to talk to you about something." Everyone looked at her. Zi Feng said, "First, find someone to liaise with in the research lab, preferably this guy, and ideally, he should be able to get along peacefully with Hong Xing. I've never charged rent; you guys figure out how to handle it yourselves. Third, I'm going to the West for a trip, and I might just leave once I'm done. So, I think I can stop the paychecks. If there are any problems, can I get a pager overseas?"

Zou Yuan replied, "Oh, okay."

Zi Feng nodded: "Contact me via QQ if there are any problems."

Suddenly someone asked, "Wait, you're going to magic school, is it possible that you're not receiving notifications?"

Zi Feng stroked her chin and said, "Don't say that, it really seems like we won't receive any." She grinned and said, "It's alright, let's use the old method, light incense when something happens." She casually took out a handful of normal incense, but gathered her curse power in her hand, and the incense turned black in a matter of minutes. She slammed the incense on the table and said, "Light incense when trouble arises. Even if I'm gone, it doesn't matter. Oh right, remember to clearly state your request, like who you want to kill, or pray for rain, etc. That way, the higher-ups will be more likely to accept the order."

The person who spoke earlier asked, "Taking orders?"

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Consider this incense as the curse of Nuwa, the goddess of destruction. When you light it, the Heavenly Dao will take a look. If I'm around, it will penalize me. But if I remove it, you need to clearly explain your request so that it can arrange for all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens to take the job. You need to be a professional match!"

A group of people around nodded in agreement; this explanation was very much in line with her usual style. The person who had spoken quietly handed over a business card, saying, "Anyway, you seem to have quite a few connections with the underworld. These are some contact details for Chinese people."

Zi Feng scratched his head, returned the business card and said, "No, no, no, really no need. I'm obedient here because the laws here are sound, and in principle, I'm a god of China, so I can't cause trouble for you mortals, right? But those Japanese devils, it's fine if they're obedient, but if I'm responsible, I'll definitely let them know what real free shopping is."

Everyone looked up at the sky. Okay, okay, it seems this kid really wants to do a free purchase, right? After arranging things, Zi Feng decisively took Zou Yuan back to the lab and started updating Zou Yuan's permissions.

After the permissions were updated, Zifeng happily dashed off to Hogwarts, only to find it embarrassingly deserted. She randomly grabbed a ghost to ask, and to her dismay, it was even more awkward – they were on holiday, summer vacation!

Zi Feng, with nothing better to do, wandered over to the Potions Classroom. She didn't even need to open the door; she simply teleported inside. Surprisingly, Snape's teacher had a Frankenstein-like feel to it, with a room full of bottles and jars.

She just watched for a bit, then went to the fireplace. Remembering what Floo Powder looked like, she wondered if she should break into the old bat's house to see what was going on. School wouldn't start for a long time.

As he was pondering this, he heard a sinister voice beside him: "Who are you?"

Zi Feng turned around. Very good. Oily hair, a huge nose, all black, with the gloomy aura of a snake king. Zi Feng nodded: "Old Bat? Ugh, Severus Snape?"

The man opposite her paused for a moment, then nodded. Zi Feng nodded happily and asked, "Is Harry enrolling this year?" She spoke in Chinese, which the copy-and-translate system calmly translated into English, so the two communicated without any pressure. It's already 91; the story here should be about to begin.

Snape nodded again, but his eyes were clearly wary. Zi Feng said again, "Come on, let's go to your house. Take the notebook, I'll give you a lesson." Just as she was about to leave, she remembered that the Ravenclaw Crown was at school, so she changed her words, "Wait, let's go to the Room of Requirement."

Snape led the way, speechless. Zi Feng could only think, "Ugh, the staircases at Hogwarts are as awful as ever. What is this mess?" Zi Feng muttered to himself as they walked, while Snape, like a giant bat, fluttered ahead of them. Zi Feng couldn't help but twitch his lips.

Upon arriving at the House of Requirement, Zifeng said, "We need a room where we can hide things."

Soon, they got the room they wanted, but before opening the door, Zifeng instructed, "Activate the brain-sealing technique. We'll find your boss. By the way, my advice is to keep it for experiments, but it's best not to let your former boss know that you did this. You should have a way, right?"

Snape nodded, and after the two went inside, Zi Feng closed his eyes and sensed for a moment. He quickly pulled Snape down in front of a statue, pointed to the crown, and said, "You call it a Horcrux."

Snape immediately understood, began sealing the Horcrux, and took it away. After watching him finish, Zi Feng and Snape returned to Spider's End. Looking at the sandwich, Zi Feng grumbled, "Serves you right for dying young." She then asked Snape to go back and fetch a house-elf, and to prepare the ingredients.

With everything prepared, she tossed out her butler robot to cook them four dishes and a soup, to which the elf replied that he had learned something. Zifeng, however, remarked that under Hogwarts' influence, eating only junk food would shorten their lifespans.

After confirming that the house-elf would be coming again at noon the next day, she began to supplement Snape's knowledge. To be lazy, he simply pulled out the original Hogwarts textbook and told the older guy to read it himself. Finally, she left him with two assignments: First, the feasibility of using a potion to exorcise and cleanse Horcruxes. The key point here is: the final test subject is Harry, and in principle, Harry's body should contain three souls: Harry's own soul, Lily's protective soul, and your former boss's soul. Second, discuss the possibility of successfully saving yourself.

After saying that, she scratched her head and said, "Oh right, this is a children's book. It only has some reference value. If you believe it completely, you'll lose. As far as I know, the errors in each different world are different. This book is really only for reference, like a preview or outline."

Snape rolled his eyes at her and started to look at the book seriously, but the more he looked, the uglier his expression became. However, a top student is a top student; as he read, he took notes and actually began to analyze the feasibility of the plan.

Meanwhile, Zi Feng pulled out his History of Magic and used the copying system to create a Chinese version to read. How should I put it? It felt pretty much the same as what I knew, meaning the accuracy of the book was quite high.