System experience officer

Chapter 2339. The Charismatic System 5

Even those who are just doing nothing, like giving testimony or something, are now the only regular cast member on the show left. The rest are all busy with other things. After the incident subsided, three guests returned, but they were all like wilted eggplants. One had her brother thrown into jail, and another had her husband's entire family wiped out.

The happiest people were probably the police officers. Although they were incredibly busy, they were certain their performance targets for the year were met. What left netizens speechless was that Zifeng, following the principle of having nothing better to do, actually started interacting with netizens, offering paid fortune-telling services. Of course, the prices were quite arbitrary, ranging from a few yuan to several hundred yuan.

After Zifeng finished calculating, he simply said, "Well, after this is resolved, let's go to the Nuwa Temple to fulfill a vow."

One netizen wondered: "Why is it a Nuwa Temple for fulfilling a vow?"

Zi Feng replied, "If I tell you to go, then go. Nuwa is, after all, the Holy Mother of the human race. Do you think it's too much to ask you to go and worship her? Believe me, I won't care about you if you don't go."

What can a group of netizens say? Let them go. It's not a big deal; any fortune teller with money won't be short of cash. However, if Zifeng really does connect with someone who doesn't have money, Zifeng will just say, "Well, I can waive your money, but remember to go to the Nuwa Temple to fulfill your vow. Otherwise, even if you survive this tribulation, you won't be able to withstand the next one."

Some even contacted other Taoist priests, asking, "What's your price? Aren't you afraid of incurring karmic consequences?"

Zi Feng calmly said, "I can bear it. Don't try to compete with me. Why should they go and fulfill their vows? If they had just sincerely burned incense and made their vows, I could have taken on the karma for them. I don't need that. Besides, karma isn't important to humans or animals. You really can't follow my example. To put it bluntly, you're not worthy!"

The Taoist priest choked on his words. Seeing his unconvinced expression, Zi Feng said, "Simply put, you owe too much karma, even Zhang Daoling can't bear it, so you have to charge high fees. But even if I owe a lot of karma, it's fine. After they burn incense, my sister can settle their karma. It's really not difficult."

"After all, you humans still revere Nuwa as the Holy Mother of Humanity. These minor human karmic debts are nothing to you. Which of your mothers doesn't pay for your medical expenses? So, when I ask you to burn incense, it's like your mothers are signing a bill for you. She'll put some incense, and I'll put some in here, and you'll have money for food. Besides, I'm paid by the government now, so I won't go hungry, and I don't need to charge you properly. But you Taoist priests can't be judged by the standards of this goddess! Hey!"

The Taoist priests were speechless; they just felt this goddess seemed unreliable. Then, after observing her for a few days, they realized, "Hmm, this goddess isn't exactly reliable, is she?!"

It took the poor director a full two weeks to finally gather a new batch of staff. Zi Feng stroked his chin, looking like he was saying something but not saying it.

Director Yu almost knelt down before her: "My dear, these are all well-known and respected people. Are there still any problems?"

Zi Feng calmly nodded and replied, "This wave is much stronger. At least we don't need to call the police." As he spoke, he pointed to an uncle and said, "This uncle has a heart condition and is in the category of someone who could die at any moment. His life value is fluctuating a lot right now. Rather than using him, you might as well just take him to the hospital. At least you won't have to suffer a major hemorrhage."

Pointing to the older woman next to him again, he said, "That older woman has an infectious disease, the kind that's particularly contagious. If she takes good care of herself, it's not life-threatening."

Pointing at a beautiful woman again, he said, "That lady is 45 now, but you don't seem to think she's that old. It's a minor issue; the police won't bother with it."

The beautiful woman's face darkened; was it really okay to reveal her age like that? Then, none of them escaped punishment; none of them were serious enough to go to jail. They were all minor quirks, harmless issues. At most, one was marital infidelity, and the other was plastic surgery, but the one who had plastic surgery was just a minor adjustment, so it wasn't a big deal.

Director Yu had witnessed Zi Feng's methods before, so he decisively dragged the first uncle to a medical check-up. As a result, well, he almost died on the way, but luckily the phone call came in time.

They arrived at a small mountain village to film celebrities experiencing life. Zi Feng watched the people coming and going and came to three people who were obviously tourists. Without saying anything, Zi Feng picked up a brick, teleported behind one of them, and hit him on the head with the brick. Of course, secretly, he used his mental power to knock the guy unconscious.

He repeated this process three times before yelling at the director, "Call the police! These three should be wanted. Each of them has a murder on their hands; they shouldn't be unwanted."

What could the director say? Call the police! The police arrived quickly; after all, this live stream was their guarantee of success! The three unlucky kids burst into tears instantly, not for any other reason than that they had been on the run for three years, and today they had truly been caught off guard.

The leader asked angrily, "How did you determine that we are fugitives?"

Zi Feng scoffed, "The vengeful spirits on you could fill several mahjong tables. Oh right, I'm a fortune teller. For people like you, it's a kind of hierarchical suppression." Too lazy to write anything, Zi Feng simply called it the "Charismatic System" and sent a professional statement directly to the designated police station. Seeing such a professional statement, the three murderers were speechless; they could only say they'd truly met their nemesis.

Seeing Zi Feng's actions, the villagers didn't choose to completely ignore the director and insist on getting whatever she wanted. Zi Feng glanced around and pointed to a few villagers, saying, "Tell me, where is the ancient tomb you went to?"

A group of villagers glared at the group of people. Seeing that they were about to run away, Zi Feng teleported and delivered a swift chop to knock them unconscious one by one. The police arrived in no time without even being notified. Zi Feng continued to send the statements to the addresses and also casually reported a foreign tomb raiding gang that had connections with them.

Zi Feng couldn't help but complain, "There are still foreigners coming to China for archaeology? You've given away all the things left by our ancestors, haven't you?" She was a little unhappy as she said this.

Zi Feng looked around. Since they had made her unhappy, she didn't need to give these mortals any face. With a teleportation, she appeared directly in the exhibition hall abroad. With a wave of her hand, the alarm sounded throughout the exhibition hall. Zi Feng didn't even bother to pay attention and teleported back to the leaders she had met before.

The man looked at the newly refreshed child icon with a helpless expression, sighed, and asked, "Sure, what's up?"