System experience officer

Chapter 2346. The Boasting System 2

A dog's questioning bark: Human, you can speak dog language?

Han Zifeng said disdainfully, "His family are demons, so communicating with you is no problem. Hurry up and go find the things."

A group of dogs happily dragged their owner along to find contraband. And let me tell you, dogs are incredibly reliable; they can sniff out any trace of it. The result was quite touching: more than half of the school's teachers were also taken away.

Zi Feng rolled her eyes. What kind of people were these?! Feeling that this was enough, Zi Feng chuckled and went out for a stroll. Sure enough, she was surrounded by three men with fierce-looking faces. Zi Feng looked at the black smoke coming out of their heads. Yes, these were the three. She went up to them, delivered a chop to each of them, and shouted, "Someone, drag them away!"

A group of police officers who had followed were a bit flustered. They'd been taken down just like that?! What happened to asking for protection? Zi Feng looked at the puzzled police officers and said, "Oh, the one asking for protection is already dead. I was helping with revenge. That's why Kaixin was taken away by you all in one go. Whether he's dead or alive, well, although the Luo family has plenty of evidence and can't escape responsibility, at most it's just negligence in supervision. At worst, the whole family will go to jail. At least they can have a peaceful end, which isn't bad."

The group of police officers were speechless. Zi Feng asked curiously, "Does this world have a special department? One that manages cultivators. Give me a registration form. Also, find a psychiatrist. I need to get a certificate for bipolar disorder. I also need you to supplement this with the complete criminal law. Hmm, that should be enough to have some fun."

The police, speechless, took her back. Processing the documents was quick; after all, Zi Feng just had to place his similar ID on the table, and they issued him the permit. Zi Feng specifically said, "Um, the medicine still needs to be dispensed, just in case I need to take it. Everyone's safety is true safety."

Li Xuan approached curiously and asked, "Have you considered joining a government department?"

Zifeng thought for a moment and said, "No, but you can come to me if you need a fight, or if you have some questions, but at least you need a corpse. What I mean is, if you have a corpse, I can help you ask the ghost messengers. That's all. I don't care about documents or anything like that. Just make sure you get paid properly."

Zi Feng thought for a moment, then asked, "Have the antiques been taken back?"

Li Xuan replied, "A portion."

Zi Feng nodded and said, "You should be able to call and report this to the top. Just tell them that if a woman suddenly appears in front of them, don't be surprised, stay calm, she's here to do business."

Li Xuan: "No, are you serious?"

Zi Feng nodded: "Seriously, I'll just rob a bunch of stuff and dump it all over you guys when I get back. You definitely can't afford to pay in full, but giving me a black card to use for over ten years wouldn't be too much of a burden, would it? Hmm, it would be best if you could give me a house over there. Oh, the house should have a big yard, in case I build something weird, so it's easy to recycle. Basically, it should have food, drinks, and entertainment. I won't cause too much trouble."

Li Xuan was speechless, feeling like this kid was a professional jailer. Zi Feng didn't want to say anything either, and teleported away. Seeing someone suddenly disappear in front of him, Li Xuan didn't say anything, picked up the phone and quickly reported it. If the leader suddenly had someone appear, it would be a big problem.

Zi Feng appeared at the familiar exhibition halls of various countries, where she happily went on a shopping spree, even checking out the banks. Then, she returned happily and appeared before the big shots. The big shots had already received the call, so they all remained calm.

Zifeng stroked her chin and said, "There's not enough room here."

The big boss, curious, led her outside. Zi Feng happily refreshed the page, seeing that the US dollars were taller than them. The big boss's first question was, "Did you rob a bank?"

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Anyway, we're going there. There are still a bunch of computers here. I remember these computers are very useful; they basically always get screams. Look, I feel like I took them cleanly. Um, as for the money, give me my long debit card. Anyway, I don't think I'll need it for more than a few days. You guys are guaranteed to make a profit."

The big boss, speechless, ordered the professionals to examine the items. Everyone looked a little bewildered. He asked疑惑地问道, "Do you know how much these things are worth?"

Zi Feng replied, "It's definitely in the billions. I've sold dozens of worlds already, and the price is basically at least that high, umm, and they always gave it to me with a smile."

The big shot was even more speechless. So he really knew about prices, huh? He took a deep breath and asked, "So, what are you doing in our world?"

Zi Feng stroked his chin and said, "Just find someone to brag to, then you guys stay behind me and pull the bragging stuff back to do experiments. Don't ask me anything, I don't know either."

The expert asked, speechless, "Is it really that hasty?"

Zi Feng shrugged: "Honestly, I'm not really that careless now that I've come to this era. I could be even more careless. After all, being cautious was only possible before the Western Zhou Dynasty, back in the mythological era, because there were more unreliable people back then. As cultivation methods have become less and less effective, wherever I go, people have to listen to me. So I can be careless, since nobody cares anyway."

The big shot sensed something was off about the topic and asked curiously, "What is your honorific title?"

Zi Feng replied, "On the second page of the mythology, there's Nuwa, the Holy Mother of the Human Race. Anyone from Nuwa's clan—I call the women 'sister' and the men 'brother.' I'm just a visiting relative, my main role is to stay home quietly as long as you don't cause trouble. My proper title is: Nuwa the Destroyer of Worlds. Therefore, I need a certificate for mania, because even within the clan, I'm the one specifically responsible for calling people. I don't target anyone, but if I target someone, even a zombie will die. Hmm."

The expert immediately understood, but after thinking for a moment, still asked, "What triggers your temper?"

Zi Feng tilted his head: "Let me put it this way, if you all feel angry after hearing this, I'll just chop you up with one stroke. If you're cursing and swearing, it depends on how fast I can take you in; if you're emitting black aura, I'll assume you've accumulated bad karma, and depending on how I deal with you, I'll basically knock you out and have you drag you away. Of course, if the situation doesn't allow it, I'll just grind your bones to dust and scatter them as if you never existed. Anyway, the King of Hell won't hold me accountable for this."

The big boss was even more speechless. Zi Feng suddenly remembered something from before and said, "By the way, what happened to all those people I arrested before I went on my self-guided tour?"

The big shot paused for a moment to think, then said, "I don't deal with these kinds of things. I'll ask around for you if it's nothing."

Zi Feng said nonchalantly, "It's nothing, I'm just spacing out for a bit." She turned to the Boasting System and asked, "Could you help me check how those people from before are doing?"