Chapter 2366. The Encouragement System
Chapter 2366. The Encouragement System
Han Zifeng received the first spur system and immediately ordered the panda to find one of his cubs to conduct the experiment. The panda dared not resist, and as a result, he had to watch over his own little bear cub for 24 hours. As a result, not only did the little bear cub want to cry, but even he sighed that he was lucky that his cultivation was high, otherwise he would not have been able to get better either.
The first point is: What to do when a naughty kid doesn't listen? Using an electric shock would be strange! The key is knowing they're truly naughty, and this system is even solar-powered and can even be charged. The first impression it gives is that this discipline system is actually a real whip, right? Or the legendary five-whip lightning strike?
The little devils are wailing! This is unbearable! They're national treasures! Who dares to torment them like this? Sure enough, sure enough, sure enough, the system and all that stuff—no good people here. Even their adorable pandas are being tricked! Bad system, bad system, bad system...
They only dared to hum softly a couple of times, otherwise they might receive double the electricity—how sad, truly sad. But their sadness seemed utterly useless; their daily tasks consisted of: high-intensity weighted runs, spell practice, physical strengthening, and so on...
If they dared to slack off, they'd be met with a five-hit lash from lightning. To make matters worse, the special iron-eating animal formula was so tempting that even the panda patriarch next door was drooling over the pandas' milk bowls. The result was that, for a bite to eat, a bunch of mischievous kids were forced to train, train, train...
Even though the panda keepers felt that the panda cubs were having a tough time surviving, seeing the obvious progress of the panda cubs, they really didn't want to take over anymore. They were really looking forward to seeing the panda heroes!
To be honest, the pandas who diligently cultivate are growing quite fast. The only downside is that they still have that lazy, irresponsible personality. What's even more frustrating for the system is that a group of mischievous kids say they've gotten used to the electric shocks and most of them can now ignore them.
Then, Zifeng and Little Koi happily mocked First again. First was so angry that he turned around and updated the system for these brats. And, well, the electrotherapy was enhanced. But Zifeng continued to mock him mercilessly: "First, is your brain rusty? Think about Three-Eyed, your electrotherapy isn't very effective against a bunch of idiots anymore. You need to revise it, research the setting of electrotherapy intensity based on physique, and also consider group electrotherapy to share the energy. A bunch of little dumplings sitting in a row enjoying electrotherapy."
Little Koi: "This condition is a bit difficult, let me think about it."
My first reaction was even more speechless. This sequel is a bit of a trap! But thinking about it, it's Chi You's mount, so oh well, let's just go with physical ascension to sainthood. This time, Zi Feng also threw the Nascent Soul panda next to him into training. This old guy, adhering to the principle that "if I get beaten up, the other kids must suffer along with me," ensured that not a single panda in the entire panda base escaped his clutches.
They use whatever they can get their hands on, and hand over the rest to the caretakers and the state. Now, dozens of pandas are training diligently every day, and they're getting all sorts of amazing results. The state is undoubtedly the happiest.
After all, these idiots weren't exactly blessed with good fortune; they were practically national treasures. So, what they pulled out were weapons from that era. That was one thing, but when one of them pulled out the Yasakani no Magatama from Japan, everyone, including the onlookers and the pandas around them, slapped their faces repeatedly.
I thought this was already pretty bizarre, but it turns out that something even more bizarre was yet to come. The panda ancestor who had been following Zifeng actually managed to find the Imperial Seal made from the He Shi Bi jade, the one that was said to have been ordained by Heaven and would live forever.
He thought it was useless, so he gave it to the cubs to play with. Then, the pandas' caretakers confiscated it and handed it over to the state. A group of pandas asked curiously, "What is this? Why are you so interested in it? It's just a pretty rock."
The visiting leader said speechlessly, "You idiot, that's the Imperial Seal of the State! You're treating it like a toy?! What did you learn in your ideological education class? You don't even know this?"
The panda didn't disappoint. It scratched its head, pondered for a long time, and said, "You didn't say that, did you? I don't remember."
A group of people nodded, looking at each other. Zi Feng burst into laughter, pounding the ground. What do you call this? This is the generation gap! Only this gap is a bit deep, hahaha, hahahahaha.
Little Koi clearly didn't understand either, and asked sincerely, "Sister, sister, stop laughing, what's so funny about what you're saying?"
Zi Feng calmly recited: "Xia, Shang, and Western Zhou, Eastern Zhou divided into two periods. Spring and Autumn and Warring States, unified by Qin and Han. Xia, the Xia Dynasty established after the Yellow Emperor's battle with Chiyou; Shang, let's get to know the nine-tailed fox Daji, King Zhou burned down the Star-Picking Tower, and from then on, the human emperor was gone; Zhou, King Wu who conquered Zhou, the one with Jiang Ziya as prime minister; Spring and Autumn, the Hundred Schools of Thought emerged, Confucius, Laozi, Bian Que; Warring States, the Hundred Schools of Thought contended. Next is Qin, the reunification of China, Qin Shi Huang, standardized writing, cart axles, and weights and measures. The Imperial Seal of the State was carved by him from the He Shi Bi, which was confiscated. The He Shi Bi was dug up from the land where the phoenix landed. The humor lies in the deep communication gap between them. As a national treasure and a Nascent Soul cultivator, he was actually illiterate, truly a disgrace to Chiyou."
The little koi was speechless for a moment, then turned around and laughed. These silly fools were a bit embarrassing, huh? The pandas were all mournful; they were genuinely mournful. What was going on? Seeing that there were no problems with the system on the pandas, Zi Feng decided to retreat. After all, this world was already going on like this.
On the Zerg side, after a wave of deaths, they didn't say anything. Nuwa also sealed up the discovered void passage. They didn't find anything discordant in the upper realm. To be absolutely sure, Nezha kicked the ancestors of the Koi family out of bed and patrolled the entire Earthly Immortal Realm, but they didn't find anything wrong.
It's worth mentioning that Chi You did see a few cubs, but they were really quite fragile. As for the pandas that were almost fully trained, they were all happily taken to Chi You by the monkey. As a result, even Chi You's Iron-Eating Beast was constantly being urged to train its body by the Five-Strike Lightning Whip. This old dumpling couldn't even find the right tune to cry.
What brought him to tears the most was his terrible owner. Did they think he deserved all those years of companionship? Not only did they not stop him, but they even happily followed behind, supervising him! Waaaaah, is this something a human being would do? He's only gained a little weight, is it really necessary? Is it really necessary? Waaaaah, waaaaah...
Since this world hadn't successfully bound to any system, this time it was directly the "Most Popular System," which issued system rewards. Zi Feng still chose to exchange all his points for his own origin. His somewhat weak soul also returned to his origin to cultivate, and his origin still separated a completely new soul for him to continue cultivating.
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