System experience officer

Chapter 2425. The Depression System 16

Han Zifeng nodded firmly and said, "Whoever placed the order, your Tiandao should go find them. It has nothing to do with me." Yun Qingtian nodded repeatedly, thinking, "Is she really that stupid?"

Just then, an eye suddenly appeared on Zi Feng's head, and Zi Feng waved his claw: "Hi~".

With curious eyes, it asked, "What brings you here?"

Zifeng replied, "Oh, since we're already here, we might as well have come and see what's going on. By the way, this cheap senior brother of mine wants to place an order for me. You two should discuss this first. According to the rules, I'll only accept the order after you place it. By the way, how do I get to Nuwa Palace?"

A female official standing nearby said timidly, "I'll take you there."

Zi Feng asked curiously, "Who are you?" Nine fox tails appeared behind the female official. Zi Feng reached out and stroked them, then happily followed the fox. Really, what did matters of heaven have to do with her? She could live or die, as long as she could.

Upon arriving at Nuwa Palace, Zifeng looked at the normally depicted Fuxi and Nuwa, then pointed to the creature beside them and asked, "This one, this one is... indescribable." There was no way he could help it; he'd never seen anything so ugly, its appearance was almost abstract.

Nuwa laughed and replied, "This one looks a bit abstract, but you can still call him brother-in-law, haha."

Zi Feng curiously poked the other's face and asked, "That's not right, I've never seen anything this abstract in the lower realm."

Nuwa laughed and said, "Oh, this guy is Chi You, but the one who was beheaded by the Yellow Emperor is a bit abstract."

Zi Feng asked speechlessly, "Seriously, at least try to fix this with some mud. Aren't you afraid of scaring people in the middle of the night with this look?"

Nuwa struck Fuxi with her tail, then said, "If your brother won't allow it, then so be it."

Zifeng asked curiously, "Where's his panda? Petting a panda is much more fun than this abstract guy."

Nuwa was speechless for a moment, then said, "What about the backyard?"

Zifeng happily ran to see the pandas, and then, she saw a sumo-like mountain of flesh. She took several steps back to confirm its appearance. Hmm, it looked like a giant panda. Zifeng pointed at the Iron-Eating Beast and asked, "Wait, how did you raise this mountain of flesh?"

Fuxi said with disdain, "This guy, he's always freeloading and doesn't like to move. It's normal for him to look like this, all fat."

Zi Feng complained, "It's not cute at all!"

Fuxi pointed to a corner and said, "Go there and get the cute version."

Zi Feng curiously strolled over to look at the cute version, then, looking at the group of pigs in front of her with skepticism, she asked Fu Xi, "Wait, is there anything here that deserves to be called cute? Aren't these just a bunch of pigs?"

Fuxi covered his face and asked suspiciously, "No, it's only been a few days, how come you've all turned into pigs? Fatty, aren't you going to do anything about it?" A mountain of flesh rolled over.

Zi Feng looked at the group of pandas with utter disgust, shook her head, and decided to give up on playing with this bunch of pigs. She walked away, disgusted, while Chi You added insult to injury: "I told you to lose some weight, look at you, you're making me look bad."

Zi Feng looked at the speechless Chi You and asked, "You're so bad at talking, so you got so angry that people ganged up on you with just your words, right?"

The meat mountain panda said, "It started like this, then he offended people as soon as he opened his mouth, and it went from one person beating him to a group of people beating him, then it developed into a fight between two tribes, and then it developed into the War of the Deer."

Zi Feng was even more disgusted and walked a few steps away to ask, "Then how do you two coexist peacefully?"

Panda: "He provides meals, accommodation, and childcare." Zifeng was speechless. Hmm, very Panda-like.

Fuxi: "It's alright, the two of us will be responsible for beating him up, so he basically doesn't say anything and is easy to get hit."

This time, Zi Feng really couldn't hold back and burst into wild laughter. Thinking about what happened with the Heavenly Venerable, she asked curiously, "By the way, the Heavenly Venerable wants to buy me, this fierce one. Do you know what that guy wants to do? I had Fei Ling Ben Yuan talk to him about it."

Nuwa tilted her head: "Wait, wait, what is this? I don't know what I need your help with."

Zi Feng and Nuwa both looked at Fuxi, as this was Fuxi's area of ​​expertise. Fuxi scratched his head, paused for a moment, and then calculated with his fingers, saying, "Wait, girl, how did you get this topic?"

Zi Feng replied, "That Celestial Venerable, my cheap senior brother, is going to personally send me the order."

Fuxi frowned again, and after calculating for a long time, asked, "Indeed, there's nothing wrong."

Zi Feng suddenly blurted out, "So, that guy wants to kill a Saint? Otherwise, what can't a fortune teller predict?"

Nuwa: "No way? This child is really going to cause trouble, isn't he?"

Zi Feng said speechlessly, "I'll go talk to Fei Ling Ben Yuan and see what's going on. If it doesn't work, I'll call him to start over. It's okay, I've got your back."

As she spoke, Zi Feng closed her eyes and came to the Origin Group, saying, "Fei Ling, Hu Lan, come out and chat for ten yuan. That cheap senior brother, whose life does he want to buy? Even my fortune teller couldn't figure it out. Is he getting too cocky and trying to take on a saint? Who's so unlucky?"

Fei Ling Ben Yuan: "Let me ask you first, what are your plans for handling this?"

Zi Feng replied, "Just cripple that brat and make him start over. Didn't Hu Lan call you over to hear the rest of the story? Don't tell me he's got his eye on my Nuwa Palace."

Fei Ling Ben Yuan shuddered, but still told the truth: "Well, it's true, he's after your family's fortune teller. He wants the fortune of the Human Emperor, which is unlikely to lead to his death, and also the human race's fortune of Nuwa."

Zi Feng: "Oh ho, look how cocky he is. But can he beat my sister and brother-in-law? With his skills, he couldn't even beat my pet, could he?"

After thinking for a moment, Fei Ling replied, "Don't say that, really don't say that, he might not necessarily be able to beat your mountain of flesh."

Zifeng: "Right, I think so too."

The first interruption: "Mountain of flesh? Pet? Brother-in-law?"

Zi Feng complained, "Oh, Miss's husband Chi You looks quite abstract. The 'meat mountain' is the iron-eating beast under his butt. Literally, it's a group of iron-eating beasts that eat him. The cubs are all big fat pigs. The biggest one, when it's lying down, is like a celestial mountain, five times my height and three times my width. With that size, even a normal person who has cultivated to godhood would be in trouble if Mount Tai pressed down on him. He might not be able to defeat its fat meat."

The group of Primal Elders were speechless. Suddenly, the Flying Spirit Primal Elder said, "Oh ho, so that's how they achieve immortality. How did you come up with that?"

Zifeng replied, "In the Pokémon world, Snorlax does the same thing. Snorlax isn't even as thick as one of their legs, so there's no problem." After thinking for a moment, Zifeng still asked, "So what do you think about this? It's not the thief you should be afraid of, it's the thief who's eyeing you."

Fei Ling thought for a moment and said, "How about we find an opportunity to replace him?"

Zi Feng complained, "Then why did you insist on having him come up here?"