System experience officer

Chapter 2468. Doomsday System 5

Nuwa dared not be negligent and immediately made arrangements. There was no other way; if the girl's incense was even slightly useless, the girl would dare to come at her with a knife!

The immortals were initially somewhat dismissive, but Nuwa calmly replied to Han Zifeng, "Sister, if you don't like someone's statue, go and burn some incense to show them what happens if they don't take the reporting from below seriously."

Zi Feng nodded and asked, "So, who came up with this unfortunate topic?"

Nuwa happily replied, "Jade Emperor."

Zi Feng teleported into the Jade Emperor's Taoist temple, took out three incense sticks, scorched them black, and started burning them, muttering to himself, "What, you have a problem with that?"

As the incense burned out, a cursed power surrounded the Jade Emperor. Not only was the Jade Emperor speechless, but even the surrounding gods were speechless. Nuwa shrugged and said, "If you're so tough, then don't do it. Just endure it. Damn it, none of us are willing to endure it. My sister is really willing to play to the death."

The Jade Emperor quickly manifested his divine power, bowing respectfully. He acknowledged that the Heavenly Court naturally valued the prayers of mortals. Zi Feng pointed to the dark incense and said, “I told the mortal leaders that I only summon you if there’s something mortals can’t handle. As for not working for me, well, you can just endure it. You can’t weaken my curse power anyway. Only by fulfilling the prayer requests will the curse power dissipate. If you slack off, the curse power will retaliate—it’s more reliable than karma.”

The Jade Emperor was also quite embarrassed. This girl was clearly saying: either you risk your life to go on strike, or you satisfy the demands of mortals.

Zi Feng thought for a moment and said, "Well, if the mortal's demands are excessive, it's fine. Nuwa is there, right? Let her judge whether the wish is excessive, and if not, just drag the wisher away. Anyway, I only have one request: if I make a wish, I need to do my job and come down to check. As for the problem being excessive, then we'll resolve the issue, but we must provide a solution. Killing a buyer needs to be reported. Any other problems?"

All the tourists who offered incense were speechless. So, there are risks involved in offering incense, right?!

What could the Jade Emperor say? "Yes, Your Majesty." He was now certain that this lady was indeed in charge of killing people. She could actually say that as long as the task was done, that was enough. If she encountered someone unreliable, she would just kill them. Fine, fine, her requirements were so low that it wouldn't be right not to meet them.

Zi Feng shrugged: "Done. Remember to tell all the gods about your experience." After a moment of silence, Zi Feng asked: "By the way, you know about plagues, right? If this world encounters a new type of plague, can we summon the gods to solve this problem, or at least provide some reliable solutions?"

The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "Oh, then we need to go to the temples of Shennong, Hua Tuo, and Bian Que to burn incense."

Zi Feng nodded: "It's a good match for your major, right? Okay, but I'm worried about another cultural gap. Um, I'll have them write on the boxes: 'Don't know who the deity is, just state your request.' If your deities don't do their job, they'll be cursed back."

The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "I understand. I will issue a decree to make sure all the gods remember this matter."

Zi Feng said disdainfully, "You should have all the gods in the land write this order on plaques and put them in conspicuous places, so they don't get cursed and forget why, that would be embarrassing."

The Jade Emperor remained silent, and Zi Feng added, "We've just been tricked here, so there shouldn't be any major problems for a while. Therefore, once this incense is thrown away, it will probably be gone for many years. Since you people above are prone to forgetting things, it's necessary to record it."

The Jade Emperor paused for a moment, then silently issued the task, instructing all celestial officials to record the matter. After all, the goddess was right; if there had been no activity for hundreds of years, they would easily forget.

The arrangements were almost finalized, and after thinking it over again, I was sure I hadn't forgotten anything, so I decided to ask the Jade Emperor to withdraw. However, I still thought about it and said, "Well, Jade Emperor, although I don't remember forgetting anything, if there are any oversights in the future, you, as the Jade Emperor, will need to patch them up for me. After all, it's really difficult for you to ask someone who's in charge of fighting to engage in political maneuvering."

The Jade Emperor nodded, agreeing with the explanation. After Zi Feng left, watching the mortals still endlessly fighting, she resumed her free shopping spree. Zi Feng didn't think much of it; once her bags were full, she'd come back to unload them. With her own maid and housekeeper, Sister Qi, finding a place to unload was no problem at all.

Zi Feng happily unloaded the items, while Sister Qi asked in confusion, "Wait, where did you get all these things?"

Zi Feng replied, "I don't know, but it's basically global looting. You guys handle these dangerous goods. If the world were free of these dangerous weapons, wouldn't it be more peaceful?"

Qi Jie said speechlessly, "So, this is your understanding of stability?"

Zi Feng said speechlessly, "Hey, I've already confiscated your weapons, and you still can't win? Then you really can't blame me. I've lowered the difficulty so much for you. If you lose again, I'll definitely laugh at you for ages. Hmm."

Qi Jie: "Yeah, we're really not that weak!" Zi Feng turned her head and whistled.

Qi Jie covered her face, thinking, "Fine, let the child think what he wants." With Zi Feng's strong tendency to cheat, wiping out the Chinese here would be incredibly easy. There was no other way; the other countries had neither weapons nor money. Aside from surrendering, they had no other options to avoid total annihilation.

Soon, the world had achieved global unification. Zi Feng asked Sister Qi to conduct another unified test for the official authorities. After confirming that everything was fine, she thought about integrating the world's resources. She reasoned that if the world's resources weren't reorganized, trouble would inevitably arise sooner or later.

Zifeng shared her thoughts with Nuwa, then asked, "What do we do about this resource depletion?"

Nuwa was quite open-minded and decisively said, "We have faith here, so let them burn incense in exchange for resources. We will distribute some spiritual veins according to their level of faith."

Zi Feng complained, "Well, we really don't need spiritual veins. With the heavens and earth connected, the spiritual energy you leaked is enough for now. The lower realm is currently focused on technology, which requires oil, gold, silver, and rare minerals. It's a completely different concept from what you understand as spiritual veins."

Zifeng still asked Sister Qi for a detailed video tutorial, then found a piece of jade to use as a medium to replicate it, and then used her magic to send it up. Nuwa received the jade, opened it to take a look, and then said speechlessly, "Girl, you only want these kinds of junk?"

Zi Feng complained, "In the lower realm, there's only this much junk left. These are the basic necessities for mortals to survive."