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Chapter 448. Story

Han Zifeng continued without fear of death: "Besides, there is no one in my family who can pay for free. Even if my family is a stone, they won't pay for free. Besides, you bald men are all liars. In the competition between the two, they deliberately lose to others for money; they force themselves to give alms, and they are not allowed to leave for less than ten yuan, but they still force themselves to ask for it from children! The harem is better than being an emperor, and they even play with death; you are the one who sends out a butcher's knife You who want to become a Buddha immediately, damn you, your hands are full of blood."

"You can become a Buddha or a devil with just one thought. You've made it clear that you're trying to trick people. You just want to make people become devils, right? By the way, when Hou Yi shot the sun, did you release the Golden Crow? Do you dare to admit it? Also, What kind of ghosts are there in Journey to the West? Is it Sun Wukong or the six-eared macaque that defeats the Buddha? Does the Bodhisattva you sit down rely on eating children to cultivate? Is your Ksitigarbha stealing the underworld, which is the last destiny of the Wu clan? ?Answer, your brother Baitiao Saint will answer!"

Jie Yin and Zhunti were very angry, but seeing the situation nearby, the origins of the Wa tribe were all there, so they couldn't say anything. Taking a deep breath, she said, "Nuwa, it's time for your child to be taught."

Zifeng added another blow: "No, no, no, we future generations would like to know these questions, and in the Dharma-ending era, there are really few true monks! True monks are all going to be stars, and they are not even qualified in martial arts. That kind of thing. To put it bluntly, it’s almost the same as what you understand as martial arts.”

"Wait, I digress, what is your ambition? Don't tell you that you don't remember it? How to perform the next performance? You can't just turn into a clone and stare at the big eyes stupidly, right? By the way, Japanese pirates They all put down their butcher's knife and became a Buddha immediately. Don't tell me that this kind of world is also your creation. By the way, where are you from?"

Zifeng promised that he was really just asking for fun, but suddenly the eyes of the sky appeared on Jie Yin Zhunti's head, and he began to search for Jie Yin Zhunti. Zifeng asked questions, question marks, question marks, and asked weakly: "I really haven't paid off my debt! It's none of my business. The baby is a mess, but people in the future will really want to know."

The origin of the Wa tribe asked seriously: "Yes, you said they colluded with the outside world, is it true?"

Zifeng was confused: "I didn't say that, did I? But if this kind of civilization and culture of the Japanese pirate country, wouldn't you consider it an invasion? It's really hard to say which end of the country it is. After all, in the Japanese culture, monks are indeed The main force, followed by onmyoji and ninja. So this question should be asked to you, not to me. Also, how many wishes do they have, and how will I do the next performance? "

All the black Nuwa were speechless. The source of the Wa tribe said: "I really didn't pay attention to this. The two bald donkeys are in trouble this time. They have different ambitions depending on the world."

Zifeng nodded and dragged Joey decisively to see if there was any more specific explanation about Buddhism. Not to mention, I really found a more authentic interpretation, and I showed it to a group of Nuwa women. What should I say? There is really a big difference between them and me!

One of the Hei Nuwa said: "Girl, we will avenge you." Zifeng's face was full of question marks, question marks, question marks.

Another Black Nuwa said: "Leave this to Heaven. The debt of this monk is expected to double again this time."

Zifeng's head suddenly twitched and said: "Wait, wait, let me tell you a story that I have told you many times, one that is guaranteed to be connected together. We have become saints from the two saints in the west, and we promise that Buddhism will flourish, and all human races will be here. It is natural to go to the East to preach. Most of the forces in the Middle Earth are demons and witches, so it is not possible to lead a war between qi and lich."

"While Emperor Jun was not at home, a monk pretended to be Emperor Jun and let Emperor Jun's ten sons go out to play, and used tricks to trap Xihe in the Buddha Kingdom in the Palm. Only when ten suns went out to play, Kuafu could chase the sun, and his descendants could shoot the sun. , triggering a war between lichs. The monks came to take over the overseas islands and imitated the creation of humans, creating a total of seven humans, who were respectively in charge of the land, sand, vegetation, residence, consciousness, and reproduction."

"Then these gods gave birth to various gods to rule the island. Originally, the savages were not fully evolved. Because of the fire god's beast, the mother died due to severe infection of the wound, so the god as the father killed the child. He went to the underworld to find his wife. There he saw his wife rotting all over and abandoned her."

"Anyway, monks also mess around. Back on the original island, the male god cleans his body. The left side transforms into Amaterasu, which is Xihe, the right side transforms into Tsukuyomi, which is Chang Xi, and his nose turns into a skeleton. Monk Aren’t you going to be enlightened? It’s normal to not remember the past, right? How about this story?”

The Nuwa people nodded, and the origin of the Wa tribe asked: "How did you come up with the story?"

Zifeng said calmly: "After I went to the overseas islands as a monk, that was my original world, and that island was the mythical history of the Japanese country. I feel like adding a few names to it can fool me perfectly! Here comes the problem, the Japanese country , now the Pokémon world, Naruto world, Ultraman world, Doraemon world, etc., some strange worlds are all versions of Japanese culture. If it is true, then all such invading civilizations will be monks The pot, hey hey hey."

A group of Nuwa were all dumbfounded. Immortal Linhua said very uncertainly: "Are you sure? What are the chances? You can't mess with it."

Zifeng said calmly: "Can't you go back to that era? Look online for yourself. I remember reading on the Internet what the mythology is like over there. The key point is that the degree of belief in monks is even more than the origin of Buddhism in Tianzhu. The degree of belief in the land and the local people is higher."

"The most important thing is that the baby just questions it like this. Investigation and evidence collection is a matter of heaven, or a matter of mending the sky stone, right? As for evading inspection, that is the monk's business, not mine! Besides, the original god of the Japanese country is really It just came out of thin air. At that time, there were only many gods in Middle-earth. Baby's suspicion is reasonable."

"Besides, it's such a big wardrobe world, and there are so many suns, so there should be almost one god of the sun, otherwise it would be an invasive species. Besides, there is only one moon. In myths and legends, the sun and the moon are the same. Emperor Jun's house. The left side is transformed into Amaterasu, and the right side is transformed into Tsukuyomi. With this operation, are they twins? At most, they are one circle away, either Emperor Jun or Taiyi. The question is, Xuanzang traveled eastward and went to Japan. How many times? There’s nothing fishy about it. As for preaching so actively, even taking notes on preaching to the Tang Dynasty? This is all a bug."