Chapter 499. Miracle 23
Chapter 499. Miracle 23
Han Zifeng was so annoyed that she complained unkindly: "Why do you want to slap this guy so much?"
As soon as she finished speaking, she heard a dissatisfied voice: "Baby, it's time for your wife to get whipped."
Jiang Run replied cheerfully: "I really can't beat you. If you can do it, go ahead. Wife, if you can't beat me to death, just be brave."
Zifeng nodded and calmly took out his knife and said, "I've wanted to try it for a long time. See if cutting off a zombie's hand can make it grow back."
Leader Tongtian said: "Hey, hey, hey, please be restrained, that's a relative of yours. Is it good to hack him to death?"
What made the group of people speechless was that the general was very obedient and hid behind the leader of Tongtian Cult. He also said disgustedly: "Young man, if you find such a violent wife, why don't you get whipped every day?"
Jiang Run faced his ancestors in a zombie style, and the general felt a little sad: "I'm going to be better than me. Little boy, let's go and have fun with your man."
Zifeng calmly complained: "For this kind of dismemberment job, of course you have to find an unfamiliar zombie. If he can't pretend to come back, thank you!" A group of people laughed unkindly, and Zifeng asked curiously: "No, you Has this guy been dug out again, or has the sleeping place been occupied? You don't want to tell me that you followed the example of the giant beast in the starry sky and threw yourself into the void to sleep, right? You'll be stupid."
The general was speechless and pointed to the spaceship behind him and said: "My juniors sent it. I heard that you guys came to play in the void, so I came with you to see the excitement. I also have time to play."
Zifeng looked at this guy seriously and calmly said to Lu Sa beside him: "Zombie King General, give him a good beating."
Lusa asked very uncertainly: "Are you sure she can't beat me? Also, your man's Jiang family is, strictly speaking, a relative of the Daughter's Kingdom. The queen of our family will slap this zombie when she is happy. It’s normal.”
Zifeng suddenly said helplessly: "I have inexplicable sympathy for this guy. How can I break it? It's not good to find anyone. Isn't it better to find the king of the daughter country? This is a fundamental error in thinking." Lusa also snickered.
The general quit and said angrily: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, you've had enough. The spiritual energy in the world is so low, you really don't think I can beat you, right?"
Lu Sa didn't talk nonsense and went over with a knife. It was a knife similar to Tang Dao, a normal weapon for mortals. After all, Zifeng covered his face and asked Jiang Run seriously: "How can he survive at this level?" Until now?"
Jiang Run replied: "Zombie's exclusive skill, immortality."
Zifeng asked again: "What I mean is, if you are so weak, why didn't you ask someone to drag him away to be sliced and studied?"
Jiang Run replied calmly: "Slice it, cut it. That's what Ying Zheng did, but this old guy in my family is strong and will find an opportunity to run away. Now the Qin family, Winner, and the island nation's Xu family all plan to arrest my family again. I'm going to slice it up. But my family has almost invisible gene arrangement, and the cremation is autocracy and all kinds of dissatisfaction." He said innocently and spread his hands.
Zifeng Lao asked curiously: "Wait a minute, where is his wife, the king of the daughter country?"
Jiang Run covered his face and said: "I thought he was weak, so I kicked him out. Since my ancestors are considered human beings, I sent him to live in a human country. After all, the Daughter's Country does not allow foreign men to live there."
As he spoke, he took out a sachet and said, "I'll give you this self-defense, specially designed to cure all kinds of dissatisfaction."
Zifeng asked curiously: "What is this?"
Jiang Run replied: "The specialty of my daughter's country is the human flesh sachet. But whose meat is in it? Our Jiang family has a lot of it. Anyway, this is easy to make. After digging this guy out, we will secretly cut him a few times." Slice the meat and make a sachet. It's perfect for driving away ghosts and evil spirits."
Zifeng looked horrified: "No, you heirs are too cruel, aren't you?"
The fighting general said: "Yes, yes, I also think these grandsons are very cruel!"
Zifeng said with disgust: "You are too good for nothing, just let these mortals cut you off. They are all your children anyway, so kill them. After all, aren't you bringing infinite jumping zombies? How stupid are you going to do, even yourself?" I don’t know how to use the exclusive skills anymore, so I’m so stupid.” Jiang Run just smiled.
The general was very interested and said: "It'll only take two days anyway. They can cut it off if they want. Besides, that thing is really good at warding off evil spirits. Even if I'm a little drunk, it's still the flesh and blood of the zombie king. Most brats still know the rules. If it's a big deal, they should learn it." Huang Long, I have fought and lost again and again, and I have been defeated and fought again and again, but I will never die anyway."
The corner of Zifeng's mouth twitched, and he commented for a long time: "Yeah, you are really conscious!" What Zifeng couldn't accept was that this general, General Ye, was really dragged back by Lusa. A group of people just shook their heads.
After the general joined the team, everyone discovered that this guy was really holding him back! Fortunately, this guy is really obedient, otherwise no one would have any pressure to beat him. Not to mention the four monkeys, even the Jade Faced Princess dislikes this guy.
What makes Zifeng speechless is that now Lu Sa is thinking about how many times to cut this thing and make sachets every day! According to her, the human flesh sachet made of this guy's flesh and blood is a hot commodity, a good thing that only the royal family deserves to own.
The general was very dissatisfied: "Do you, the royal family, have any descendants of me now?"
Lusa raised his hand: "Except for my ability to transform into a corpse, I can recover very quickly. I am over five thousand years old. The one who is still alive in the family, the old guy, is also my youngest, but your blood is really bad." It’s reliable. When you are strong, there are those who are stronger than me. When you are weak, you can’t even transform into a corpse. The kind that can transform into bones without being cremated.”
The group of people were speechless. Jiang Run nodded and said: "Well, it seems that my family's inheritance is obviously more even. Although there is no corpse transformation, the self-healing power is basically online. Moreover, after death, it will still turn into corpses. But if they are not provoked or buried in a shaded place, they will not be able to transform into corpses. But they will continue to transform into corpses. There are quite a few corpse transformations in my family."
Zifeng continued: "So, your family opened a hospital just for food." Zifeng nodded.
The general pointed at the spaceship and said, "I brought out all those zombies to play with." The group of people were even more speechless. Things here are considered to have come to an end, and Zifeng continues to use the immortal to guide him to find the next place he needs to visit.
The general asked: "Isn't this too perfunctory?"
Jiang Run said calmly: "Well, the group behind you are all perfunctory. Also, she is a lucky cat here, be careful of her scratching you."
Zifeng whipped his tail and said, "I don't want to scratch people, so wouldn't it be nice to just slap them?" A group of people shook their heads helplessly! Zifeng even asked in the consciousness space: "Uncle General, can you accept the shame of this general? He is the kind that even a mortal can't beat. He slept, slept, slept the whole time, and even the coffin was thrown out. Just quietly put away the coffin and exchange the ground."
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