System experience officer

Chapter 913. Rhetoric System 2

Han Zifeng thought about it and continued: "I need you to find ten people who can brag, can brag, and have full bragging BUFF points. You find someone to be responsible for controlling these individuals. Because of bragging, they will change, change, and become flying. Damn, this is all normal."

The leader asked seriously: "Are you serious?"

Zifeng nodded: "You can listen carefully, it's a metaphysical question." She thought about it and said, "If you don't mind, I want to play a little trick. You bring out a panda, and I'll see if the panda can brag. Demons, ghosts, The sky is full of gods and Buddhas, yes, yes, that’s fine.”

The leader scratched his head and asked, "Then what else do the ten people you require except for bragging?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Oh, for you, the rest is loyalty, psychological quality and so on. Don't show yourself crazy when you are strong. Anyway, you are the one who has the headache, so I will provide the basics, and a typical master will lead you in. , Cultivation is up to the individual.”

The leader nodded, fully understanding what was going to happen next. Zifeng also asked about the boasting system: "By the way, ten is a guarantee, right? I'm developing some weird things, is that okay?"

Boasting that the system was completely broken, he responded directly: "Ten guarantees, you can play as you like." Zifeng nodded, and it was a happy decision.

Zifeng said to the uncle opposite: "Let me choose a panda to play with, okay."

The leader asked speechlessly: "Well, you must tell me, where do you want to take the panda to play?"

Zifeng replied calmly: "Oh, where do I live, where does it go, and also, you have to treat this thing as an iron-eating beast, not a cute waste commanding you."

The leader, feeling insulted, sighed and said, "Okay, okay."

Zifeng also visited the zoo and felt a little disgusted. A group of people here are fattening people, not fattening them. The chief said: "Well, actually, you can go to Qinling Panda Wild Park to look for it."

Zifeng nodded. There were more than twenty people interviewed. Zifeng's first question when he saw them was: "Are you sure they are all reliable?"

The leader nodded, and Zifeng calmly named five and said, "Take these five away and share the gossip after the interrogation."

The leader's head suddenly turned black and he was dragged away for interrogation. He asked, "What's wrong with these five?"

Zifeng shook his head and said: "I don't know, but it is certain that he is not a good person at the least. The merits on his body are all negative. What else do you expect? One of them has wings behind him and belongs to the camp of God, Angel, and Birdman. One of them is a demon god, and the lowest one is from Xiaodaodao." After speaking, he spread his hands and thought about it and added: "Not from China."

The leader expressed his understanding. Zifeng looked at the remaining fifteen and calmly said to the boasting system: "They are all bound. How to hang up is your problem. Fifteen, you can always give five finished products, right?"

The boastful system replied happily: "Yes. You also get a commission."

Zifeng nodded, looking indifferent. She turned to the leader and asked: "How can I get the panda I want?"

The leader replied: "When you get to the Qinling Mountains, I'll ask people from their base to pick you up."

Zifeng nodded, and then asked about the boastful system: "You have a beast king in your family, a beast god system or something called panda self-cultivation? If it is developed, you can also trick honey badgers into practicing. It will be fun."

The boasting system gave 6 points again. Crazy Nuwa’s head really tortured the system! When Zifeng saw six points, she opened the complaint again with her backhand and started complaining happily.

Zifeng: "I want to train pandas to become monks, orcs, and iron-eating beasts. I want to give you a complete training strategy. Now the pandas are just being cute. Anyway, I am idle. I will give you various animal versions. Here’s a guide.”

The reply is not slow, it is also six points, and the following sentence is: So you are very free?

Zifeng replied calmly: Returning to the original question, bragging is not suitable for me.

The reply was six points again, this time followed by: Under development, when will it be needed?

Zifeng: Let’s start with a few panda versions, preferably ones that I can directly distribute. Oh, yes, it’s best to start with eating.

Reply: Please provide the data of modern iron-eating beasts.

Zifeng calmly went to the zoo and boasted that the screenshots sent by the system were a few pandas that were just showing off and eating bamboo.

The reply was a series of dots again, and he asked very doubtfully: "Do you firmly believe that they are iron-eating beasts?"

Zifeng replied calmly: Yeah, all that's left is the appearance.

Boasting the system's reply: Appearance?

The uploaded screenshot is of Chi You's iron-eating beast. Although it also looks like a panda, at first glance it looks like a muscular version. Looking at the one in front of me, I feel even more disgusted. It totally looks like a middle-aged greasy and fat uncle.

Zifeng said calmly: "So, we have to start with eating and teach the rules. They only have four words left: It's simply embarrassing."

Reply: Well, besides bamboo, what else do they eat?

Zifeng replied: "Aren't they omnivores in principle? But now they seem to only eat bamboo. Practicing exercises is very important. Nowadays, apart from being cute and climbing trees, these people really don't know how to do anything."

Reply: "Okay, what's the transformation plan from a street kid to a god?"

Zifeng suggested: No, no, no, let’s change the plan from fat and insect repellent to God’s plan. This group of animals really only has one shell left, and no other hair is left. No, there is only one hair left, and it’s gone.

The reply is six points again, and I understand what kind of system this crazy girl needs. It feels like a headache. It is simply a shame for the iron-eating beast, okay?

Thinking of this, they captured Chi You's iron-eating beasts to make a cub training plan. Needless to say, the iron-eating beasts immediately burst into tears when they saw the cubs in the mortal world. What the hell is this?

It was too insulting to the beast. Zifeng thought of something and once again made suggestions to the boastful system: "By the way, the techniques to increase physical fitness and promote breeding must also be put on the agenda. The ones here are almost extinct. That's it." There are only a few thousand of them lying around, and if the whole world is taken together, there are only a few thousand."

The boastful system told the iron-eating beasts the unfortunate news, and the boss immediately shut down. Therefore, the reason why they were living like balls was entirely because they were about to die, right? Isn’t it even more worrying?

When Zifeng came to the panda base, a special system for pandas was in place. Zifeng also picked four good cubs, and patted each one on the head. OK, OK.

Zifeng said to the four cubs, "They can eat whatever they want from now on. Just leave them alone and let them grow wild. These four are just experimental subjects." After several years of training, , not to mention the four pandas are still very powerful, I don’t know how they practice, anyway, the cubs are born, and the panda base can hardly afford to raise them.