Chapter 936. Fortune telling system 15
Chapter 936. Fortune telling system 15
Han Zifeng nodded and said: "Well, your face really hinders you from falling in love! My suggestion to you is that you can become a star and have a look. With your face, it shouldn't be difficult, but you Your acting skills need to be honed. Whether you can find your own path or not is your problem. Oh, and also, remember to report it to your agent when you are in love, so as to save your face and cause trouble for you."
The golden-faced boy said: "Okay, I will work hard."
Han Zifeng looked at him and said, "Oh, you'd better not go for plastic surgery. You look good now, but it won't be good if your fortune is ruined. And those slanted and crooked ones are not suitable for you either. Neither are monsters or ghosts. It's perfect for you." The golden-faced boy recorded it carefully. After calculating this, she went straight to the live broadcast.
Then she thought about how to deal with the following matters. Since she wanted to meet someone in authority, gifts were always necessary. Zifeng said to the monkey, fly in that direction and go to such an island.
Zifeng used the intelligent robot to give Sun Wukong a clear location. Sun Wukong nodded. Zifeng accepted the intelligent robot and came to the island country with a somersault. He also turned into a human. Zifeng released the intelligent robot and asked her to drive. As long as there are antiques place, pack them all up and take them away.
With the intelligent robot here, this job is still very simple. Zifeng said directly to the fortune-telling system: "Just give me the skill to collect things out of thin air!"
Fortune-telling system: "Yes, you will be deducted a hundred points in total." It is also planning to break the pot. Who knows what will happen in a civilized war.
Sun Wukong looked at this girl's robbing behavior and grinned. They really did it, and if it was of any use, they would put it away. After the robbery was over, Zifeng asked the intelligent robot to locate the location, and then asked Brother Monkey to take them to the west.
She still took everything she could. After finishing the tour, she asked Brother Monkey to take her to the Forbidden City in the capital to talk to the people in power here.
The person in power was fine when he saw her, but when he saw Sun Wukong next to him, he suddenly didn't know what to say. The person in power asked: "This one?"
Zifeng said cheerfully: "Huaguo Mountain, Water Curtain Cave, Monkey King, the Monkey King. Yeah!" Scissorhand, she added again: "Resurrection version."
Those in power are silent, think about it and ask: "So what follows is a civilized war?"
Zifeng replied: "In principle, the whole world should beat us China. My idea is that for the gods, I will fight with the monkeys, and for those in the middle, call the immortals and Taoist priests. Those of you who are soldiers must lead the people. , beat up those people in groups. Preserve the population survival rate."
Those in authority ask, “What do you think?”
Zifeng replied calmly: "We will be responsible for Didi beating people, and you will be responsible for making suggestions."
The person in power nodded, what else could he say, Zifeng asked: "Speaking of which, do you have a safer and more spacious place? We unloaded the goods, and now they call us two of the most wanted international thieves."
The faces of those in power became strange. When they released the things, the eyes of the surrounding soldiers became even more strange. Zifeng said calmly: "Use Faang at your own discretion. We are just happy porters."
The person in authority asked: "Are you sure you know what these are?"
Zifeng: "I'm sure. I don't know what these are, but they look like weapons. You can study them yourself."
The person in power said speechlessly: "Oh, be confident, this is a hot weapon."
Zifeng: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, no matter what our business is, if we really start to cause trouble, you have to be completely self-sufficient. I can't really split this ball in half, can I?"
The person in power: "Wait, wait, he is the Monkey King, the Monkey King. Where are you?"
Zifeng said calmly: "You didn't watch the live broadcast? I am Nuwa, the intern version. Your sister led us to make trouble in the heaven, and your brother Fuxi was released by us."
The person in power pondered these words: "So, you are based on Nuwa's establishment?"
Zifeng nodded: "Yeah, so in a civilized war, with the two of us, the following people are unlucky."
The people in power had this idea and continued to ask: "What about the follow-up?"
Zifeng said calmly: "I will continue to tell fortunes. This is my mission." Those in power can be considered to have a specific understanding of this matter. Zifeng said: "Monkey and I just feel that this world has been sealed by the gods of Western civilization. As for what will happen next, I don't know much about it."
"You'd better be prepared to be a soldier. If something weird appears, kill it. Now it's a survival challenge. Oh, yes, I stole a lot of money from all countries. As for the follow-up, as for the follow-up, The transformation of those things is your business, I’m going back.”
She was silent for a long time, and then thought about it and said, "Oh, yes, my live broadcast room should have a few Internet police officers, what if there are some urgent jobs?"
When those in power heard this, they all wanted to laugh. For no other reason than that, many Internet police officers now said: The performance, um, depends on this live broadcast room of the intern Nuwa.
The person in power asked: "I will send you two Internet police officers as assistants in the live broadcast room."
Zifeng said calmly: "Zombie fans, no problem." Those in power can just stay silent and let them do whatever they want. Zifeng was happy to exchange those foreign currencies into soft girl coins on a one-to-one basis with the people in power here.
The person in power said, "Well, you're losing money!"
Zifeng said calmly that they were all stolen anyway and there was no way to spend them here. After thinking about it, she said, forget it, convert them into Hong Kong dollars. After all, where she lives now basically costs Hong Kong dollars.
Zifeng happily asked the smart robot to drive. While shopping, he went shopping like crazy. They were all batches of local specialties, mainly roast duck, bean juice, sesame tofu, etc. The smart robot said: He needs to learn how to make them.
Fortunately, the method of making these things is still very easy. The intelligent robot has seen it twice, so it knows how to make it. It has made it for Zifeng a few times. Yes, the taste is still very good.
Therefore, the live broadcasts here for several days are all kinds of food live broadcasts. Netizens said: "Anchor, aren't you a fortune teller?"
Zifeng's: "I've been traveling to Kyoto for the past two days, so I'll temporarily become a mukbang, oh yeah. Tsk tsk tsk, this is delicious, delicious, delicious." They really ate, drank, and played together.
Zifeng had a lot of fun. When she met a celebrity on the way, she pulled her over and asked for an autographed photo. As for the lack of cooperation, there was no such thing. There was still a security guard around them, mainly to help solve troubles. After all, there was the Monkey King following him, and if they really fought over some trivial matter, their little place couldn't handle it!
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