Chapter 950. Fortune telling system 29
Chapter 950. Fortune telling system 29
Han Zifeng took a sip of milk tea, sighed and said: "Those who abandon me will not be able to keep yesterday's day. Those who mess up my heart will have many worries today. The wind is sending autumn geese thousands of miles away, and you can enjoy this high-rise building. Penglai article builds an bones, The little thanks in the middle are clear and the hair is clear. We are all full of joy, strong and full of thoughts, and want to go up to the blue sky to see the bright moon. Cutting off the water with a knife, the water will flow more, raising a cup to relieve sorrow, and the sorrow will become more sorrowful. Life is not satisfactory in the world, and the dispersion in the Ming Dynasty will make the boat flat. "
So netizens are asking questions, why does the anchor still carry poems on his back? Xiaoqi even changed the background music to the new Mandarin Duck and Butterfly Dream. Zifeng took a deep breath and said: "Confused boyfriend, you'd better do your best to follow up. I won't ask you to end the relationship with a knife, but at least don't get tricked into losing your underwear. Hey, I tried my best to persuade you."
Suddenly someone wanted to jump in line. Zifeng could feel that this was her confused boyfriend. After Zifeng connected, the man asked a flying fairy from outside the world: "I want to know, when did she start Zhuang Zhou Mengdie?"
Zifeng touched her chin and said: "Since I was a child, I have had that dream often since I had memories. It's just that she has gone to the island country now. When she comes back, you want to make sure whether you are happy to be a father and then study the next step. After all, , based on what I perceived in her dream, it was only about 10% of what it was like in my previous life."
"In other words, her memories in her previous life are scenes that have been modified, perfected, and edited with special effects. Can you understand?" She took two sips of milk tea again and said, "His boyfriend in his previous life was not a good person to begin with. So choosing to cross the border illegally is entirely his own doing. He is the kind of guy who will never come out of hell after coming here. He is completely an evil cultivator."
"In this life, who is more free to let himself go? In this life, he is a monk of the Zhen Jiuju sect. The problem is, if they don't enter the country, as a country of etiquette, we want to slap them. It's hard to find a reason. I didn't expect it. , I have made it so obvious, you stupid girlfriend, would rather believe in dream butterflies than you, hey, I really tried my best to help you recover."
The man thought about it and sent a fairy from heaven again, and then asked: "Apart from him, will I still have a marriage?"
Zifeng thought for a moment and said sarcastically: "It's okay, I'll give you an online blind date. Ahem, all fans, please pay attention. This guy is less than 30 years old. You have all seen his appearance. The key is, can he be sweet or salty? The hall above and the kitchen below. You deserve it. If you miss this village, you really don’t have this store.”
"Remarks: Although this guy has a good temper, his salary can only be considered average. It is unrealistic to want to be rich and wealthy, but he can definitely live happily until old age. Of course, the woman can at least understand human speech. Yes, you are not being unreasonable. As long as you can reach 5 points, you will definitely be able to live peacefully with this buddy until old age. Come on!"
Zifeng is the ceiling of fortune telling. She has advertised this brother like this. Anyone who really wants to get married must definitely buy this little brother! Zifeng said happily: "Brother, you can choose your match yourself. If you are not sure, just go to the local city god and ask a divination. It will be no problem."
The little brother's words made Zifeng a bit wise: "Anchor, please follow up, I haven't eaten the whole melon yet!"
Zifeng looked at the sky and said: "Well, to put it simply, in the Ming Dynasty, the island country was called Japanese pirates. In the previous life, Butterfly's father was a wanderer among Japanese pirates, and his mother was a fisherman on the coast. As for confusion, she was the local county magistrate. Their daughter, she picked up the seriously injured Butterfly Man during a trip, and then Butterfly Man worked in their house."
"It is necessary to be in love for a long time. She died in childbirth, but she was okay for a long time. Her father's family was also dead. It was the Japanese pirates who did it. In the name of avenging them, Butterfly Man unified the Japanese pirates and began to be more cautious. Invasion. He can also be regarded as a Chinese soul, so the underworld judged him to have betrayed his ancestors and forgotten his ancestors, so he was directly thrown to the eighteenth level of hell without coming up."
"Milan Wan also really likes this butterfly man, and actually plans to reincarnate him. Who knows, with her help, that butterfly man actually reincarnates in the island country and becomes a foreign ghost. The girl is quite persistent, actually I don’t drink Meng Po soup seriously, but she really didn’t have any bad karma in her previous life, so she was matched with a good new man.”
Zifeng was silent and said: "If she goes this time, even if she can come back, she will bring her baby with her worth 500,000 yuan, which can be reduced to zero in a matter of minutes. So, little brother, you can really be re-elected."
After disconnecting the link, Zifeng was surprised that this was actually a success in fortune telling. Zifeng said calmly: "Internet police, prepare a case for the entire family. It is easy to kill the whole family and take away the company's follow-up."
Internet police: "Received, give it to us."
Zifeng directly asked Xiaoqi to link to the next one: "Sweetheart, sweetheart." As soon as the link was completed, she heard a voice showing her veins: "嘤嘤嘤, 嘤嘤嘤, 嘤嘤嘤." Okay, this wave of this. It’s a typical Ying Ying weird thing!
She couldn't help but roar: "Shut up! If you have something to say, hand over a gift and talk is nothing."
Sweetheart Tiantian: "I have no money."
Zifeng rolled her eyes: "Come on, you can do whatever you want, you have a lot of money." She paused and added: "No, I am a fortune teller. You can't tell whether you have money or not. What a bullshit!"
Tianxin Tiantian choked obviously, and then said again: "I really have no money."
Zifeng said calmly: "You don't want to give Gua money, right? OK, there are rich algorithms, and there are rich algorithms. If you don't have money, you will get melons. Internet police, find Xinghua University, freshman, Liu Tianxin. Lock down, can this guy go in, does he need to be taken away, is it considered a fraud, it is your job, I will state the facts, and notify all the 13 boyfriends she is dating now, since there is no I will take out the Guajin for her and post the picture, and you are responsible for posting the next paragraph on the official website of Xinghua University, so that no one will be deceived by the weirdo."
Netizens hahaha, hahahaha.
If you don't dare to give the anchor gold, he will ask you to get something every minute.
Tiantian, you are finished, the anchor can really kill you.
Hahaha, I am from Xinghua University, and this girl is the campus beauty who woke up and turned out to be Camellia.
"Let's start with her mother: Her mother has been having relationships with various men since she was in middle school, that is, when she was thirteen. She was just a friend. She got married at the age of 27. As for her, I don't know whose father she is, but It was definitely not his biological father's, and her mother didn't even know that. When she was 6 years old, her unlucky mother ran away with someone, leaving her with her cheap dad, who then found a young woman. Probably. She is eight years old and belongs to his cheap biological son, making a shining debut."
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