The strongest funny system

Chapter 151

"In the eyes of the public, foxes are generally the most obnoxious, but to be honest... dog urine is the most embarrassing, and smelly, very stinky."

"Then you need a hundred catties of dog urine."

"OK, since it's a request I've never heard of before, the system won't charge fancy points this time, and will create a 'punishment task', 'feed the perverted woman to drink dog pee', rewarding 500 fancy points."

"I love you, the system."

Ou He said something to it, then turned around and walked out of the interrogation room, pretending to fetch it from outside, and poured a bucket of dog urine...on the female police officer.

"Ah, what did you shower me with?"

"The Eye of Chaos!" Ouhe turned his eyes towards this woman, and said in a charming voice: "This is Yangzhi nectar, it is best to take it personally, it is a waste to drench it on the body."

"Ah, I want, I want!!"

The policewoman lost her eyesight and was completely controlled by Ou He.

She grabbed the bucket of dog urine on the ground, then drank it in a big gulp, and said as she drank, "Haha, it's so delicious..."

Ouhe: ...

Xiaoke: ...

The two of them watched her drink half a barrel of dog urine before leaving here.

When leaving, he told Ning Yunlan and bid farewell to Zhang Jinhua by the way. Ouhe took Xiaoke and left the criminal investigation team.

He didn't want to touch those intrigue matters, and he felt at ease with Ning Yunlan around.

At this moment, his heart aches most for this girl.

Inexplicable heartache.

Looking at her, I always have complicated emotions and a strange feeling.

It was as if they had known each other in a previous life.

"What did you drink for her just now? It stinks." Xiao Ke stared at Ouhe and asked.

At this time, the two were walking in a quiet street, only each other was around, and they couldn't tolerate other people in their eyes.

"Dog pee." Ou He said.

"You!" Xiaoke was at a loss for words, not knowing what to say.

Angry and funny.

"Are you thirsty, what do you want to drink?" Ouhe looked at him, grinning with big white teeth.

At this moment, how could he have faced the coldness of the female police officer just now, he was clearly a big brother next door.

"There are no shops here, what can you give me to drink." Xiao Ke looked at him, her lips curled up uncontrollably.

Inexplicable...some...strange feeling.

She didn't expect that the person who rescued her was Ouhe.

In fact, what she was thinking in her heart was...if someone came to save her...the one she wanted to see the most...maybe him.

This man is special.

Xiao Ke felt that he had a reason to save himself, and he had to do it many times in his life!

so... maybe she will...

Try to accept him.

"Don't worry about it, I'll just ask you what you want to drink." Ouhe looked at the girl and smiled.

His heart was very soft, just like the sunset in the sky, Xiao Ke was fine... His heart suddenly became calm.

Everything is going in the right direction.

"Could it be that you can perform magic tricks?" Walking alone with him, Xiaoke's resentment from the "Red Lake Tribulation" yesterday completely dissipated, and her mood improved inexplicably.

"Take it as a magic trick, not to mention a drink, I can even make a spicy hot pot for you."

then…

The two sat beside the alley, under the blue sky and white clouds, watching the setting sun... and began to eat Mala Tang.

Of course, it can't be too shocking. Ouhe asked the girl to close her eyes, then ran a few times at random, brought in two chairs, a folding table... and then ate countless ingredients, and ate the mandarin duck pot with the girl.

Originally, Ouhe wanted to make her crazy and spicy.

Because girls like spicy food, she is so ugly and pitiful, so Ouhe follows her.

But the girl seemed very caring, knowing that he would die if he ate spicy food, so she chose a mandarin duck pot.

Eating the hot pot quietly, Ouhe asked, "Where is Mu Xiaotu?"

"Clap."

Xiao Ke dropped her chopsticks, her expression was aggrieved, she bit her lip and looked at him without speaking.

Her lips were oily and gleaming. Even if there were passers-by looking at them in surprise, she would ignore them.

Originally, when someone came over, she wanted to keep her head down, not daring to show it to the public.

After all, she is ugly, and she does such outrageous things.

Neither Mu Xiaotu nor Xiaoke...have ever eaten mandarin duck pot by the side of the road.

But why... mention that name again?

What right do you have to say that name?

All this is not because of you!

She was hurt by him, if it was a few months earlier, Xiao Ke would not have cared about Ou He's question at all.

But after several encounters, when he said the name again, Xiao would feel aggrieved...like being coquettish with him...wanting him to understand herself, but also wanting him not to find out the truth of the matter.

Very responsible emotion.

Even she didn't know why.

But he came to save himself... glad.

"It's dirty, use this." Ouhe took out a new pair of chopsticks from nowhere and handed them to her. "If you don't want to say it, then don't say it. Eat meat. There is a drink here. You can drink it when you are thirsty."

"Don't ask me about her. I don't know." Xiao Ke took a sip of her drink and glanced at Ou He.

"Then let's talk about other things." Ouhe knew that there was no rush, Mu Xiaotu's whereabouts, take your time!

It seems that another day... He will start from other directions, first go to Mu Xue to find out?

Well, decided to do that.

"What do you want to talk about?" Xiao Ke was actually very reserved. She had never tried eating mandarin duck hot pot by the roadside, and she always felt uncomfortable.

But as she ate, the spiciness became more intense, and she completely let go.

It's really that Ouhe is too weird, if he is with him, even if he is shot... it seems to be a matter of course.

Looking at the man's gentle smile, Xiao Ke felt a little sorry for him.

She was also crazy, staring at Ouhe's black hair, remembering the incident when she threw soup and rice on it...

At that time, he must have been very sad.

"Humph!"

Suddenly, remembering what happened in the dormitory, Xiao Ke bit her mouth and stepped on the Ouhe shoes.

"what!"

Ouhe let out a cry of pain, drew back his feet, and almost overturned the table.

It's just that he is agile, and when the hot oil was splashed from the pot, he reached out to block some oil stains, so as not to hurt Xiaoke.

The hot oil stain fell into his hands, and immediately bubbled up, making Xiaoke's little mouth clenched even tighter.

'Asshole, who told you to block it! '

There was a softness in her heart that frightened her.

"Why are you stepping on me?" Ouhe looked at Xiaoke, not knowing where he had offended her, and was so angry.

"Hehe." Seeing his angry look, Xiao Ke laughed so hard that she couldn't see her eyes.

"Crazy." Ouhe ignored her. He ate fat beef, beef tendon balls, and vegetables... All of these were bought with real money.

"Let you eat!" Then... Xiao Ke looked at his gluttonous appearance, and stomped on him again angrily.

"Damn it!" Ou He yelled, jumped up, and said, "Damn girl, why are you so crazy, why are you always stepping on me!"

"Don't eat." Ouhe threw his chopsticks and left.

There is something wrong with Xiaoke, stay away from her in the future.But thinking that the news about Mu Xiaotu was only on her, Ouhe forced himself to sit down again.

"Why, didn't you stop eating?" The girl looked at him and smiled so happily for the first time.