Chapter 2009. Life Experience System 20
Chapter 2009. Life Experience System 20
Han Zifeng teleported to the kitchen and knocked out a man who didn't know what he was doing with a knife. Then he pointed at the food and said, "Check what's been put in it." A group of soldiers took control of the place in minutes.
A handsome young man rushed over in a flash. Zi Feng was puzzled and pulled Liu Shan aside. He stretched out his foot and kicked the little green man who had just come over, and he rolled on the ground several times. Zi Feng tilted his head to look carefully, and then said, "Oh, it's you, haha, misunderstanding, this is not a misunderstanding."
Netizens were full of question marks, and Zi Feng said happily: "Oh, fan welfare, a kick right away, yeah."
Netizens laughed and said: It’s a fan benefit, he kicks me right away.
Hahaha, without some ability, I really don’t dare to be a fan. We are not worthy, right?
Hahaha, yes, I am not worthy of meeting her in person, because I can’t withstand a kick from the young lady when we meet!
Ha ha ha ha.....
The Internet police hiding in the live broadcast room were a little skeptical about life, so what everyone saw was Internet police officer Xiao Hu: "No, you are so happy, is it really okay?"
Zi Feng smiled and said, "If you're not in this state of mind, how can you have the nerve to come to my live studio?"
Internet police officer Xiao Hu: "Hmm, I suddenly feel that your suggestion to investigate the mental health of fans is indeed correct."
The soldier came over and saw this sentence. He immediately said, "I am mentally sound."
Zi Feng complained, "You're just being naive." All the soldiers burst into laughter. Zi Feng continued, "No, you'd better not laugh now. We haven't finished chopping people yet."
Liu Shan, who chatted for a while, said: "The follow-up is a bit troublesome because those people are still abroad. We can only wait for them to come up."
Zi Feng asked disdainfully, "Alive or dead? And, after we throw away that stone tablet, we don't need to worry about it anymore, right?"
The soldier nodded: "If they can survive, that's the best. If not, dying is fine too. Once they pass that monument, they will be our responsibility."
Zi Feng came to the boundary marker and drew a line, then stepped back a few steps and drew another line here. After sealing both sides, he said, "You guys wait around this square. With me, the Human Slayer, here, I really don't need you."
A group of soldiers were still wondering, but Zi Feng teleported out. After a while, the soldiers saw people flying from somewhere into the cube. It looked like they were being shot, but it was really unreliable for them to fly so far!
Although the soldiers were a little skeptical about the kick, they couldn't let him run away when they saw that he was already at the door. A group of people happily tied him up. When they saw Zi Feng again, Zi Feng clapped his hands and said, "You don't need me to interrogate him, right? Be careful not to get robbed. Let's go back to being fishermen."
Soldier: "Wait, what do you mean by going back to be a fisherman?"
Zi Feng replied, "My job today is to be a fisherman. I suddenly felt that you guys were going to be wiped out, so I came over and made a bubble. You guys are almost done, so we'll just leave."
The soldiers nodded. Zi Feng looked at a few of them and said, "I suggest that you break their limbs when interrogating them to prevent them from counterattacking." The soldiers were really good at execution. They broke all their legs and even took off their clothes in a few minutes.
Zi Feng was puzzled: "Is it really okay to execute it this way?"
Liu Shan: "No problem, they are only responsible for execution and don't really need evidence."
Zi Feng scratched his head and immediately took the two of them to go fishing. Tonight, they would have a seafood BBQ. Zi Feng had caught quite a lot today, so he just sent the nearly grilled items to the outpost with a quick teleport. He then dropped them off and ran, leaving the soldiers unable to return them.
They had no choice but to accept the feeding. The soldier who had been there said, "Sister, this is against the rules."
Zi Feng pointed happily at the sea and said, "I'm in Zhuhai now. Come over here if you dare! The food has gone bad a long time ago, right? You can eat it yourselves."
The soldier was speechless: "It is our discipline not to take a single needle or thread from the masses."
Zi Feng said happily: "Tsk, I'm not a regular person, if you have the guts, come at me together!"
Soldier: "Uh, I can't beat him."
Netizen: Hahaha, considering the extent of the kick he received today, it’s normal that he couldn’t win.
Yeah, it's normal that you can't beat me. Sister, you've gone too far beyond the scope. We really don't know how to deal with it.
Zi Feng saw this line of words and answered seriously: "No, I didn't give you the answer, just copy it yourself! Three big words have been hanging there for so long, you are a jack of all trades, you are mentally ill! I am mentally ill, how dare you embarrass me?!"
All netizens: The anchor is right!
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Netizens also think that, yes, yes, our anchors are all mentally ill, they must not be too demanding of the anchors, otherwise, the anchors will easily be stabbed by Didi. Facts have proved that their anchors can really do Didi stabbing people, and today they have stabbed dozens of people.
What made Zi Feng speechless was that Corning Hospital said, "Yeah, she's manic. We really need to avoid her. Mania is a disease that can easily lead to serious consequences. And those with schizophrenia are the main fighters. Especially when they're behaving strangely or have facial twitching, they run as fast as they can. They're really easy to kill. To them, their actions mean killing people and getting equipment. So, you're not wrong at all when you say you're blaming mental illness. The syndrome mentioned next to the anchor can solve 80% of the problems."
Zi Feng calmly replied, "Oh, I've learned something new. This certificate can be used for this purpose. It seems my condition can still be controlled. It's not serious, really not serious."
Netizen: "Hahaha, how many people have been sent away today? It's not serious?"
Please, the anchor is also supporting the country, so it really can’t be considered serious.
Corning Hospital: "Speaking of which, the anchor's situation really isn't serious. After all, she still has some self-control. The premise is that you really don't initiate flirting. For people like them, the one who flirts first is the cheapest."
Zi Feng nodded and said, "Yeah, I firmly believe that the one who teases first is the cheapest. If not, then shut up. Anyway, you don't have enough force and you won't have the chance to speak. Yeah."
Corning Hospital asked curiously: "Don't you feel any psychological pressure about killing people?"
Zi Feng spread his hands and said, "I'm a professional destroyer of the world. This is my job. I'm also doing this kind of dirty work up there, no problem. If a sister doesn't set up a world well and her man can't handle it, that's my job."
All netizens nodded. They had seen Zi Feng transform into a snake woman, so they could not do anything when they went out to applaud the seal. After all, there was really nothing surprising.
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