System experience officer

Chapter 2010. Life Experience System 21

Another night passed, and Han Zifeng got a new job as a venture capitalist. The life experience system said, "Ding, today is venture capitalist."

Zi Feng asked curiously, "Use simple and easy-to-understand methods to describe what this job is all about. And how do you do it?"

The Life Experience System was silent for a long time. I felt like this wasn't something I could do. It was silent for a long time before it said, "Well, the general idea is: you find investors to invest in your project, and then you see the returns."

After listening to this, Zi Feng silently clicked on the complaint and the first sentence he said was, "You designed this system, aren't you stupid?"

First: "Wait, why are you scolding me again?"

Zi Feng took a deep breath and said, "I'm a venture capitalist now, so what do you want to say?"

The first one was silent for a long time and asked, "What occupation did that idiot post?"

Zi Feng happily replied, "You!" The first person fell silent again, and she continued to complain, "Let's not talk about the time between investment and cashing out. Let's just say, what do you think is a suitable investment for me? If the project I invested in doesn't appreciate in value, can I close the entire company? Do you think someone with a manic disorder like me is suitable for this cutting-edge profession?"

The first one was also silent when asked, and after a moment of reflection, he said, "Forget it. Every profession has holidays. You have a day off today."

Zi Feng nodded, this is possible. So Zi Feng happily clicked on the live broadcast, and the first sentence was: "I'm approved to take a day off today, yeah."

Birch Police Department: "So, what is your occupation?"

Zi Feng replied, "Venture Capitalist, I'm just asking the person who gave me the quest. Do you think that if I were to experience this profession with a manic personality, would I be covered in blood every minute? And then, my boss said, 'I'm taking the day off.' She's also afraid that I'll be unhappy and start hacking people indiscriminately, hahaha."

Corning Hospital: "This profession is really not suitable for you."

Zi Feng nodded: "Yeah, I think so too. This profession is prone to team annihilation. Hmm."

Netizen: Hahaha, it doesn’t sound like anything, but if this job is given to someone with mania, it would be really easy to wipe out the whole team. She would even dare to bang on the door if people don’t open it. This profession is really impossible to experience!

Zi Feng nodded obediently, turned around and went to play with the other kids. She was focusing on one thing, since she had nothing to do anyway. As for investing, she said: "Let it go."

She wanted to give up, but reality wouldn't allow it! Liu Shan, who was standing by, took out his phone and answered a call. "Oh, you're a venture capitalist today, and you really have a place to be. Xingxing is going to increase tariffs today. What do you think of a solution?"

Zi Feng complained, "Why do I need to do this? Our profiteers are so unscrupulous that they can't even get a penny. This is the level of the nine-year exam-oriented education. However, they are so arrogant, they really need to be taught a lesson. Besides, their currency has been devalued, which is not good, right?"

Liu Shan asked cautiously: "What do you want to do?"

Zi Feng calmly replied, "Rob their bank. If that doesn't work, just rob whatever you can find. You're responsible for confiscating the goods and that's it. I don't believe they can't even afford to eat, and yet they're raising tariffs. If we tell them to, we'll raise them too. The main idea is that whoever backs down is a grandson. I don't believe they can produce as fast as I can rob them."

This time, all netizens were nodding. They could only say that, as expected, different brain circuits and different points of view were used to solve problems. Even the police who were watching her live broadcast room felt very distressed. This was going to be crazy again.

Zi Feng was too lazy to wait for Liu Shan and the others to come to the rescue, and happily went to Xingxing Pot for a self-guided tour. Based on the principle that the system has infinite space, she collected everything wherever she went, even the vault, and she moved all the office equipment in the Xingxing Building. Her main point was that if you passed by, you must not miss it.

When they returned to unload the truck, Liu Shan was speechless. What the hell was this? She had everything. He even searched for guns and drugs. Liu Shan pulled out a bag of drugs and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

Zi Feng complained: "I'm just a mover. If I can use it, I'll use it. If I can't, you'll always have a place to destroy it, right? Why should I care what it is?"

Liu Shan said speechlessly, "For this one bag, you should be shot, okay? Anything over one kilogram has a minimum sentence of fifteen years, and you brought so much at once."

Zi Feng nodded: "Then I'll throw it back, small problem, small problem."

Liu Shan: "Forget it, let's just destroy it?"

Zi Feng complained, "Destroying it would be such a waste. Just sell it back! They don't ban it anyway. More importantly, the weaker they are, the better. No problem."

Liu Shan smacked Zi Feng on the head and said unhappily, "We are a great country. We can't do such things!"

Zi Feng complained: "This only proves that you are stupid. There are so many black people overseas. If you just pick one to distribute the goods, you will still be taxed."

Liu Shan: "You think that thing is easy to enter the country and that agency won't check it."

Zi Feng complained: "It's okay, I'll just give it a go."

In the live broadcast room, Huashi Police Department: "Hey, hey, hey, we're watching!"

Zi Feng said disdainfully: "Just pretend you didn't see it."

All netizens clicked, fully realizing that mental illness is really not something you can afford! In the end, Zi Feng smuggled those illegal items to the people of Xingxing Country and didn't care about the follow-up. She said that she still had half a day of vacation.

But, inexplicably, Dadou still approves of her as a venture capitalist, if for no other reason than that this kind of venture capitalist definitely cannot afford to lose money. If you dare to make her lose even a penny, she will strip off your underwear to boost her performance.

Zi Feng was speechless. Liu Shan noticed his expression was not right and asked, "What's wrong?"

Zi Feng asked suspiciously, "No, why do you think I'm suitable to be a venture capitalist?"

Liu Shan directly said: "Aren't you just stripping people's underwear to boost performance?" As a result, all netizens also said, yes, such venture capitalists are really reliable, stripping people's underwear to boost performance.

Zi Feng's mouth twitched. Was this how her behavior was understood? She wanted to struggle a little: "Wait, didn't you instigate me to do this?"

Liu Shan: "You came up with the idea, and you stole the things. I didn't say anything that was illegal or shouldn't be said."

Netizens also joined in the fun: "He didn't say it, it's your own fault." Zi Feng was speechless, and what was even more infuriating was the hospital's evaluation.

Corning Hospital: "See? This is the difference between the mentally ill and normal people. Their thoughts themselves are different from the judgment of normal people. This is what is called crazy literature."

Netizen: "Is it really okay for you to teach us this weird knowledge?"

Zi Feng interrupted: "It's good to have more weird knowledge. What if you need it someday?"