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Chapter 2033. Crossing System 22

Big Eyes Taotao: "What do you mean?"

Han Zifeng put his hand together and pointed his sword, swiping it across the screen and saying, "Honey, turn around. Fox spirits can understand human language. Just see if they scratch you and you're done." All netizens saw that behind Big Eyed Taotao, a group of green eyes appeared. Zifeng took a closer look and said, "Ask again, buddy, whose statue are you hitting? Are you hitting all five spirits behind you?"

One of the foxes chirped a few times. Zi Feng nodded, stroking his chin and asked, "Should I say, 'Goodbye, I won't say goodbye.' You're really acting like that."

Netizen: Host, please explain in detail!

Zi Feng looked at the comments and said, "This guy practically smashed the statue of the Earthly Immortal Ancestor, causing the Five Immortals to riot. Aren't you just a jerk?"

Big Eyes Taotao looked behind him and shuddered. The next thing he said was, "Ghost!"

Zi Feng seriously corrected: "They are monsters, not ghosts. The ghost is called Qingfeng, they are monsters!"

Big Eyes Taotao: "No, that's not the point, anchor, help me!"

Zi Feng complained: "Save the wool, won't it offend the whole Dongbei family?"

The fox chirped, and Zi Feng nodded: "Yeah, remember don't go to the Northeast. If you go there, you may not be able to come back. You will definitely be on their blacklist."

Netizen: "Hahaha, it really is a good journey, right?"

Big Eyes Taotao: "No, no, don't you save a life?"

Zi Feng said disdainfully, "You bitch, you're totally not worth saving! If you only had immortals behind you, it would be fine, but even Guan Lao Er wants to chop you down, so you're definitely not a good person. You really dare to offend everyone except the God of Wealth. Speaking of which, you haven't even offended Yue Lao before, right? Otherwise, why has your marriage line been cut off?"

Big Eyes Taotao pondered for a moment, then said with certainty, "I haven't offended Yue Lao. Who would dare to offend Yue Lao?"

Zi Feng asked the fox beside him with disdain: "Did you cut it?"

The fox pointed at Guan Gong behind him, and Guan Gong said with disdain: "For such a thing, I don't mind killing Yue Lao. I can just give him a pot of wine and he will be done with it."

Zi Feng nodded and complained: "Yue Lao still does everything with a pot of wine!"

Guan Gong: "Aren't you afraid that Yue Lao will find fault with you if you talk like that?"

Zi Feng replied, "No problem, I have a red hydrangea at home, and the red thread inside can also be used. Besides, I have cut my own marriage thread several times, so it's okay. I'm more interested now, why did you have your eye on this thing?"

Guan Gong: "They even smashed my statue. It's normal for me to keep an eye on this guy, right? Besides, if it weren't for me, he would have been killed by these foxes long ago. But, I also think that this guy deserves it."

Zi Feng sighed and said, "Yeah, he is really naughty. By the way, he hasn't smashed the Hall of Yama yet, otherwise I should be able to see the Black and White Impermanence, right?" The fox next to him chirped.

Zi Feng covered his face and said, "That's right, the Black and White Impermanence still have work to do. If he really destroys the King of Hell's Palace, then what can the King of Hell do?"

Guan Gong: "This is not connected to you. If you don't care, it will be today."

Zi Feng curled her lips. He was indeed unreliable. After a pause, she asked, "So, his ancestors are down there, their heads must be banging and smoking, right?"

Guan Gong: "What the hell! His ancestors have long been thrown into the eighteen levels of hell."

Zi Feng said with disdain: "What a sin! He who can be the King of Hell has such a good temper. We need to tell the people below not to kill his ancestors. When he goes down, let them beat him up themselves. There is no hope for this kind of child."

Big Eyes Taotao: "Host, please don't, please don't, save me, save me, I really won't dare to do this again."

Zi Feng scratched his head and said, "The point is, you've really smashed all the gods and Buddhas in the sky. To be honest, only I dare to extend your life, but do you deserve it? Although you haven't done anything terribly evil, you haven't done anything good either. Even if I extend your life, I'm afraid you won't live long."

Big Eyes Taotao: "Wait, what do you mean I haven't done anything good."

Zi Feng rubbed his chin and said, "There's a saying on the internet: It's over, I've laughed away all my merits. You're just that kind of person. If you come across a trick, just laugh and your merits will be gone. If you had any merits left, your ancestors wouldn't have been dragged to hell. So, if you want me to save you, you really have to swear a poisonous oath that if you don't earn enough merits in a day, you will be struck by lightning. Are you sure you can complete the task?"

Big Eyed Taotao couldn't help but touch his nose. Zi Feng calculated with his fingers and said, "Why don't you spend your money on building bridges and roads? Not only will we gain merit quickly, but the roads we have now are also well-tested. As long as you don't use inferior goods, as long as they're not shoddy construction, they can last for decades without any pressure. But if you do something like this, don't cut corners. After all, there are people behind you waiting to get beaten up by Didi."

Big Eyes Taotao said, "Okay, I'll do it. I'll find a way to build the bridge and the road right now."

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Alright, I'll tell the King of Hell to tell your brother that from now on, you must at least do one good deed every day. Just think of your life as a countdown. If you don't do enough good deeds every day, it will be reset to zero at any time. Also, I'll keep the Yin-Yang Eyes for you, so you don't get killed again."

Big Eyes Taotao nodded frantically. Zi Feng scribbled a note with Big Eyes Taotao's real name on it. He wrote: "Tell him to form a group to do good deeds and compensate for karma." "Leave the Yin-Yang Eyes to him. Ask the Black and White Impermanence to talk to the young man about how much good deeds he has to do each day."

The paper burned, and soon Da Yan Taotao could see the returning Black and White Impermanence. The White Impermanence came before the camera and bowed, saying, "Madam, I have received the decree from the law. What do you think is the appropriate amount to give him?"

Zi Feng waved his hand and said, "You guys decide for yourselves, but it has to be within the scope of the goal. If that doesn't work, then give us some fixed tasks or something, and you guys can figure it out on your own. By the way, isn't this about the second brother? Don't ignore him either."

Bai Wuchang replied: "As you wish."

Zi Feng turned to Guan Gong and asked, "Second Guan, what do you think?"

Guan Gong looked at him and said, "As ordered, but the one guarding this fellow still needs to be taught a lesson."

Zi Feng nodded, indicating that it was no problem. Xiang Xiang asked the fox behind Big Eyed Tao Tao, "He has offended you guys anyway, so you guys should do something revengeful and keep an eye on this guy for merit. The main thing is, make sure he doesn't default on the fees anymore."

The fox transformed into a human form, looked at the boy with disdain and asked, "Is he okay?"

Zi Feng spread his hands and said, "If we pull them away now, you'll lose out. We might as well make use of the waste." The fox agreed and pushed the weasel brother to Big Eye Taotao. Zi Feng quickly said, "Well, weasels and mice are both very vengeful."

The vixen nodded and called the Gray family over. Her eyes widened as she asked speechlessly, "Is this really okay?"

Everyone nodded in unison: "Okay!" Big-eyed Taotao touched his nose awkwardly.