System experience officer

Chapter 2034. Crossing System 23

Netizen: I got rich by laughing, but I lost all my merits by laughing. Is the host being sarcastic?

Han Zifeng saw this and replied, "Really not. Let's talk about the most common thing: online rumors. Everyone knows this, right? If you follow along and laugh at them, your merits will be easily lost. It's like that. No matter how funny it is, you can't laugh! Or if someone gets in a car accident, no matter how funny it is, you can't laugh! That can easily lose your merits."

Several netizens were sweating profusely, and indeed there was plenty of reason. After getting rid of this guy, Zi Feng saw a PK invitation. After curiously agreeing, he watched the PK for ten minutes and asked curiously, "Are you serious about PKing with me for fortune-telling?"

Netizen: "Wow, Sister Zi."

Zi Feng expressed doubts, doubts, and doubts. Sister Zi asked, "Do you want to join our guild?"

Zi Feng said disdainfully: "No, I'm really short of money. Just ask my family for some pocket money, and it will be enough for you to live on for the rest of your life."

Sister Zi rolled her eyes and said, "Go on, keep blowing."

Zi Feng said disdainfully, "If I remember correctly, my brother said that although my family isn't the richest, we're still among the top ten in the local area. My pocket money for meeting someone is 500,000 yuan. How many of you can transfer 500,000 yuan in a few minutes?"

Just as she finished speaking, she saw a line of words starting with VIP floating on the channel: "Girl, this is our platform, which guild is so blind?"

Zi Feng was curious: "No, are you guys so awesome?"

Comments starting with VIP: Hmm.

The people from the opposite guild suddenly looked gloomy. Zi Feng asked curiously, "No, why did you join the guild?"

The comment starting with VIP replied: "The share is large, but on your side, all the gift money is yours. Haven't you seen it?"

Zi Feng: "Oh, I'm just kidding. Is it okay for you to ask me? However, you should ask someone to keep an eye on Big Eyes Taotao. If you do anything weird again, it will ruin the platform's luck."

The comment from the VIP prefix: "Good." Before leaving, the VIP prefix sent out a hundred rockets, and the opponents did not dare to follow. After all, here the money was taken from the left pocket to the right pocket, and they really couldn't afford to play it.

Zi Feng looked at Sister Zi and said, "Well, you'd better give your address to the police before dark. You're going to have a bloody disaster today. Losing your virginity and having your face disfigured are the least of your worries. What's that term again? Brainless fans? Sasaeng fans? Pretty much the same. Da Gai is that kind of person. They're tempted by their beauty, and if you don't comply, you could easily end up dead."

Sister Zi suddenly shuddered, and after thinking about it, she said, "Not really, he's a big shot on my list."

Zi Feng complained: "What do you mean by hanging out with a big boss? That guy is just a poor student. He's just lucky and gets gifts from everywhere. You, you bastard, actually gave him your address. You will find out how terrifying that ultimate bootlicker is. By the way, that guy may not be mentally normal." Sister Zi's face changed.

Fortunately, Zi Feng's live broadcast room was always monitored by the police. After all, someone who could directly show off his mental illness certificate during a live broadcast must be in a very touching state of mind. Hearing that someone was about to have a problem, they would rather be tired than lose a life.

Zi Feng said to the time travel system: "Show the police the photo of the illegitimate fan in your memory."

After receiving the wanted notice, the police sighed in unison. Sure enough, spiritual fortune-telling is pretty crazy. What else can I say? Get to work, get to work. After disconnecting, Zi Feng said, "Well, let's draw the lucky bags. Whoever draws it gets it. Well, we have nothing else to do anyway, so let's draw three more. We can call it a day today, yeah."

Three lucky bags went up, and soon the lucky person appeared. Zi Feng said without hesitation: "Three unlucky people, each of you has a five-element bead, and I will start the calculation."

Netizens were speechless and asked: "Anchor, is it really okay for you to just call someone unlucky?"

Zi Feng replied: "No problem, anyone who can draw the lucky bag I give out must be unlucky. My current luck is a jinx, and the one who can be drawn by the jinx is..."

Netizens all lined up in a row: "Poor unlucky guy~~."

They couldn't refuse to accept this! The three people who drew the lucky bags suddenly felt that it was not so good, but all three of them still gave the money for the five elements beads. Zi Feng directly connected with the three people and said to one of them: "You come first, take the phone, go out, dial 119, report your home address, remember not to open fire, your gas tank is leaking. Oh, yes, remember the neighbors, remind them all to go downstairs quickly, and notify the nearby units on the other side, Ang, if there are people in Building 12 of Jinxuan Community, run away quickly Ang, if there are relatives and friends over there, notify them to run away Ang."

The fire department was speechless after receiving the call. Zi Feng said again, "Well, let's notify the pipeline maintenance staff as well."

The crowd of people over there arrived quickly. The firefighters grabbed their equipment and dragged the inspection pipes to eliminate the hidden danger. Zi Feng said to the girl who was connected, "Tell the firefighters not to cause any sparks, otherwise, you will hear a boom."

The firefighters said they understood everything. After a full half-hour of work, the danger was finally averted. This involved repairing a pipeline, a complex undertaking. However, the neighbors were prepared and fully cooperating, and with the assistance of the firefighters, everyone in the Jinxuan community expressed their cooperation.

A full week later, the young lady came back online and said, "The entire community has been thoroughly inspected, and we can now ensure a safe and happy life." Zi Feng had no reaction at all, after all, this was already a follow-up.

Seeing that things were almost done, Zi Feng clicked on a little brother. After watching for a few minutes, she burst into laughter: "Little brother, shouldn't you have asked what you want to ask decades in advance? Even if you find the reason now, it will be impossible to make up for it."

Han Shuo, the younger brother, asked, "I just want to know why I am like this?"

Zi Feng asked again: "I just want to know, you really don't mind making it public. Strictly speaking, this is your family matter."

Han Shuo replied: "I have no objection."

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Let me first tell you about your family."

Han Shuo: "Not really? My family is not rich."

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Yeah, but in your branch, with you as the center, you have three fathers, fifteen mothers, two illegitimate uncles, and one illegitimate aunt; among your peers, you have three cousins, five cousins, and two cousins. Those who share the same parents as you also have an illegitimate brother, an illegitimate sister, and two illegitimate brothers. Yeah."

Netizen: No, why is it so messy?

Zi Feng spoke again: "The correct interpretation is: the same grandpa and grandma, the real grandma gave birth to three children, and the three women the grandpa kept outside gave him two children and a girl respectively. Their family is considered a medium-sized enterprise, not particularly rich, but not poor either." So netizens laughed.