System experience officer

Chapter 2035. Crossing System 24

Han Zifeng continued, "Your family has basically inherited your grandfather's philandering bloodline. Your three fathers are the three children of this decent grandmother. Your first mother was basically a college student who was tricked back home. Your father is the youngest, so the three brothers created a child together, and you are that child. So, from this point on, you should be very lucky not to have a deformity, okay?"

"If you had a bit of bad luck, you'd turn into Nezha, with three heads and six arms. So, you're only human-like; your ancestors must have been banging their heads in agony. The reason you're still a little boy in your thirties is because, unlike normal people, you're a chimera. Few of your family members have stable genes, so your genetic instability problem erupted instantly. That's why you can't grow up. To put it bluntly, your genetic data is flawed. It doesn't seem like medication can fix this."

"Moreover, considering your current situation and the subsequent events where your mothers, like a raging river, have poisoned you with all sorts of things and even possessed you with little ghosts, you're truly, truly lucky to be alive today. It's a miracle. If you're okay now, go directly to the hospital for genetic testing to see if they have any ideas about you. As for the little ghost in you, when you get better, find a temple and capture it. You should worship it well. Without it, you wouldn't be alive today."

Han Shuo felt speechless. He concluded, "So I should go to the genetics department?"

Zi Feng rolled his eyes and asked, "No, there's a genetics department, right? Go to the registration counter and ask which department you should go to. Just tell them that you have a genetic problem and that you may have accidentally ingested a lot of poison that hinders your growth. Then, the doctor will take you there. I don't know anything about these things!"

Netizen: Hahaha, let me tell you where the doctor will drag you to, hahahaha.

Han Shuo was speechless. Zi Feng continued, "Speaking of which, your mothers were all motivated by money. Those illegitimate children are more lovable than a deformed person like you. Speaking of which, your illegitimate brothers and sisters, as for your own lineage, basically, except for you who are born in the family and have your father's bloodline, the others don't have your family genes. In other words, looking at the genetic stability of your illegitimate relatives, you can tell that it has nothing to do with your family. The only ones in your family with stable genes, apart from your grandmother, are your mothers who are like flowing water."

Han Shuo felt even more speechless. He thought for a moment and asked, "So everyone in my family has stable genes, right?"

Zi Feng nodded: "Yeah, it's insulting if I put it bluntly, but your family is realistic."

Netizen: I feel like calling this guy a bastard during the live broadcast.

Zi Feng glanced at the person who was telling the truth, took a deep breath, and said, "Well, just know what you mean, don't tell the truth nonsense." Netizens laughed. Han Shuo was speechless again, sobbing and going to the hospital! Netizens laughed even more happily.

Zi Feng looked at the last guy and asked, "No, it seems like you don't have anything urgent to do."

The young man touched his chin seriously and said, "I've been a bit unlucky lately, huh?"

Zi Feng looked carefully, then counted on his fingers and said, "Oh, your fate has been stolen. This is governed by metaphysics. Huh?" As he looked, Zi Feng said to the young man, "Young man, you're in big trouble now."

The young man was stunned: "What the hell?!"

Zi Feng thought about it and said, "You've heard of Xu Fu, who deceived Qin Shi Huang, right? I don't know who stole your fate, but it's probably a Xu Fu type, borrowing your fate to be reborn or something. It's a good thing we discovered this in advance, otherwise you would have been beaten up when you died."

Zi Feng made hand gestures and called over the Black and White Impermanence, saying, "You two check this guy out. Someone calculated his fate and then forced it on him. He's not a good person. Be careful when you go over to check. If you can't figure it out, call me and I'll chop him off."

The Black and White Impermanence nodded and went to catch the little ghost for interrogation. Soon, the Black and White Impermanence followed the clues and actually found a Taoist priest, but this Taoist priest looked a little strange. Unsure, they called Zi Feng over to take a look. Zi Feng happily connected to the Black and White Impermanence, looked at the Taoist priest opposite, and said to the Black and White Impermanence, "Well, you should call the King of Hell, the Judge, that's their area of expertise."

Hei Wuchang went down to call for help. Someone from the underworld came over and saw the Taoist's condition. After signing in, he said to Zifeng, "Madam, the underworld doesn't want this Taoist either. Can you summon a thunderbolt to strike him down? Even to death, even his soul is not wanted."

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Okay, run quickly, run far away." After that, she teleported and appeared in front of the Taoist priest with her phone, live streaming. She drew her sword and cut the Taoist priest's neck with one stroke. Looking at the black air coming out of his body, she put her hand together and pointed the sword, with black smoke coming out of her fingertips, and said, "Hey, send some thunder to purify the air."

The lightning struck relatively quickly. After making sure he was satisfied, Zi Feng stamped his feet and said, "Black and White Impermanence, Judge, come over and sign in. I've finished your business."

Black and White Impermanence and the Judge came out to confirm. The Judge put a note on the ground and said, "Come, Madam, please sign your name, and we can close the account in the Book of Life and Death." Zi Feng took a look. The Book of Life and Death clearly stated the Taoist's situation. Zi Feng directly signed "Nuwa, the World Destroyer".

The judge was curious: "Why did you sign your name like this?"

Zi Feng threw two words at him: "Daoist name. This Daoist name is recognized in all the heavens and worlds. You need to sign this name when signing the Book of Life and Death, the Immortal Register, the Life Book of the God of Destiny, etc." After she finished speaking, a group of people looked at the Book of Life and Death and actually ticked the box. The three ghost messengers then returned to the underworld to report.

Zi Feng saw that it was getting late, so she teleported to a nearby store to buy some delicious food, eating while broadcasting. After she was full and felt that the food here was not bad, she talked to the owner about long-term meal orders.

They'd just settled the deal, and just as she was about to leave, she fell flat on her face. Zi Feng got up, shook her head, and thought, okay, she needed to let go of some of the bad luck. She settled the monthly meal bill with her boss. It was 5,000 yuan, with any extra refunds and any extra supplements. She wanted a mix of meat and vegetables, no repeats. Breakfast had to include a staple food, porridge or soy milk, a drink, and an egg. Lunch was to be more substantial, with three dishes, a soup, and a staple food. Dinner was to be snack-based, with barbecue.

Anyway, the main thing is to be satisfied with the food. I went to the nearby Xuexue milk tea shop, which also provides a month's supply of milk tea. It is still a refund for excess and supplement for shortage. I get a portion delivered every morning and put it in the refrigerator to drink slowly.

Downstairs, there were drinks, bottled water, tea, beer, red wine, and white wine. They ordered a box of each and asked the store clerk to bring it up. Seeing that it was getting late, Zi Feng thought about it, handed out a lucky bag, and said, "The last divination, after that, go to bed."