Chapter 2141. Life Editing System 4
Chapter 2141. Life Editing System 4
Han Zifeng raised his finger to the sky and said, "Our goal is to piss everyone off to death, yeah." Nuwa, Tiandao, and Tongtian were all speechless. However, Tongtian still gave a thumbs-up in support, only to be met with a tail blow from Nuwa.
Zi Feng pulled Tong Tian over curiously and asked, "Now, where is the next one?"
Tongtian Patriarch said: "Jiang Liu'er was just born."
Zi Feng turned to Nuwa and said, "Where's your vixen? Send her out to work."
Nuwa asked speechlessly: "What do you want to do?"
Zi Feng replied, "Of course I'll possess Yin Wenjiao and beat up the robber first. Then I'll drag him to the county magistrate and report the crime. The yamen is idle anyway. If he can't figure this out, then Li Shimin really doesn't need to be emperor anymore."
Tongtian Jiaozhu agreed, and Zifeng asked curiously: "By the way, do we need to call the other two in your family? Let's spread Buddhism to the east and spread Taoism to the west, and focus on one for fun." Tongtian Jiaozhu thought this was a good idea.
So, this buddy really started calling his two brothers, asking them if they wanted to play together. Originally, the two had no idea about Journey to the West, but the saint's eyes suddenly lit up. This was a possibility. After all, the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism far exceeded the title of Taoist orthodoxy. So, the three of them immediately decided to join forces.
The key is that with Zi Feng, a destabilizing factor, on their side, it's not impossible to expel Western Buddhism. After deciding on a strategy, Nuwa summoned Daji to find Jiang Liu'er. It wouldn't be enough to send this guy to a Taoist temple, but they also activated the Six-Winged Heavenly Silkworm's spirit in this world.
The good thing about the human race is that they can cultivate anything they want. Knowing Xuanzang's skills, it's not difficult to restore the Six-winged Heavenly Silkworm's Dharmakaya. Zi Feng even went to Lingshan to steal a few and stole the Six-winged Heavenly Silkworm's Dharmakaya back. Next, he asked Tongtian Jiaozhu, who appeared as the temple master, to teach Tang Sanzang how to refine the Six-winged Heavenly Silkworm, thus completing the mission.
Their 666 tactics were so impressive that not only were the Five Jie Di who came to watch Tang Sanzang dumbfounded, but even the Heavenly Court was stunned. Guanyin, who had come to supervise, was now completely consumed by lawsuits; nothing good could come of it. Seeing the saint coming to serve as her master, she was clearly no match for him and was going to report this to the Buddha.
Arriving at the Five Finger Mountain at the end of Liangjie Mountain, the mountain was still the same, but where were the monkeys at the foot of the mountain? She circled the mountain several times, but couldn't find a single monkey hair. Even the Tathagata's talisman that suppressed the mountain was gone.
Zi Feng was of no use here at Wuzhi Mountain. Laojun had already made arrangements. Jin Jiao pretended to be his disciple and directly put the blame on his own Qing Niu. He was the main opponent. If he had a move, he would go. If he didn't, he would die. After hearing this news, Guanyin's face turned even darker. Zi Feng gave Jin Jiao a move and told Guanyin to go find Liu Er Macaque.
Now that the Journey to the West was imminent, other sects were just watching the fun. Truly, the more the Buddhist sect struggled, the better. And Zi Feng quietly asked, "If the Buddhist sect can't repay its debt, will Heaven punish it?"
The Heavenly Eye appeared, and after a moment of silence, he nodded seriously. Punishment. Suddenly, the Four Saints' eyes lit up. "Get him!" Guanyin was overwhelmed, but she had a replacement monkey. She decided to capture the replacement monkey first. As for Sun Wukong, she could wait for a while. At worst, she could find an opportunity to replace him.
A group of people watched with their divine consciousness. Needless to say, Zi Feng was quite satisfied with this six-eared macaque. Although he didn't seem to have any professional magic skills, he looked at least similar to Sun Wukong and looked like a human. At least with a little dressing up, it wouldn't be a problem to pretend to be Sun Wukong.
However, the Six-Eared Macaque was a weakling, a mere showpiece. Guanyin had always been dissatisfied with this monkey. Although he wasn't weak, he was not compared to Sun Wukong. That was really not very impressive. However, the few people on their side all said: "I didn't see it."
Zi Feng curiously asked Tong Tian Jiaozhu, "Brother-in-law, Liu Er is so weak. Is it because he is unlucky that the Dharma was not passed on to Liu Er?"
Tongtian Patriarch replied: "Oh, that's his grandfather."
Zi Feng nodded and asked again, "In short, we can't teach them the skills, right?" The other saints nodded. She asked again, "Then, if someone teaches that monkey, would that be considered going against the will of heaven?"
Tongtian Sect Master: "Those bald guys don't care about what they eat." He added: "They are so evil and wicked, they do whatever they want. Now, ask that guy."
Zi Feng asked speechlessly, "Is everything being done behind the scenes so casually now?"
Tongtian Patriarch: "Don't ask me, I was put in solitary confinement."
Zi Feng suddenly said: "Then we didn't give our nephew the whole thing to play with, you can't do that!"
Tongtian Sect Master: "You have a guilty conscience, don't you?" Silently added: "Wait, who said you don't have nephews? Huangdi, the one who beat Chiyou, is your sister's son, and so is Yinglong. One is Fuxi's, and the other is Zhu Jiuyin's."
Zi Feng said disgustedly: "Then it's still you who can't do it."
A group of saints stifled laughter, and Tongtian Patriarch felt heartbroken. For saints like them, having children was purely a matter of fate, alright? It stung, this time completely. Nuwa rolled her eyes at him, too lazy to talk. They hadn't seen each other for a long time.
However, facing the Journey to the West's catastrophe, Tongtian didn't dare to say much. Zi Feng thought about it and said to the others, "I remember that Emperor Xin is on the Conferred God List. Let him go. There are four of us, the master and his disciples. The monkey is a fake, so adding a hot-tempered emperor shouldn't be a problem, right? Dare to disagree, and I'll beat you up." He waved his fist, eager to fight. Yuanshi Tianzun was speechless. Fine, fine, play it your way, he didn't care.
Guanyin was also preoccupied with the lawsuit. While she was looking for Liu'er, Zifeng asked Tongtian to send someone down to help Zhu Bajie recover his past life memories. Tongtian, while reading the records provided by the system, cursed and despised the shamelessness of these people.
Tongtian Jiaozhu casually conjured up a phantom body as a land god and revealed the plot to Zhu Bajie. After that, they didn't care, but several saints watched with their divine thoughts to see how Guanyin was fooling Zhu Bajie. A demerit, well, I can only say that he is worthy of being the Marshal of the Heavenly Peng. When he gets angry, even Guanyin will have a headache.
Because Zhu Bajie just picked up his rake and started fighting, and that was it. At this time, we saw Nezha's different styles. After Zhu Bajie and Guanyin started fighting, this child pulled Sun Wukong to launch a sneak attack and finish off Guanyin. It was very good, very Nezha.
Zi Feng, Tong Tian Jiao Zhu, and Nezha were very pleased that no matter which of them caused trouble or made changes to the Journey to the West Tribulation, their points would be counted towards the same amount. The only difference was that the karma points were attributed to whoever did it. Zi Feng would take 10% of their karma points.
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