Chapter 2142. Life Editing System 5
Chapter 2142. Life Editing System 5
Here comes the point, the three of them don't care about cause and effect, and they just focus on having fun, so the Journey to the West has just started, and it's almost over. The four masters and apprentices basically didn't go out, and they all started to mutate.
Han Zifeng looked at the little white dragon in Yingchoujian and turned to ask Nuwa, "Sister, do you have the blood of the Ancestral Dragon? Give that little white dragon a drop. He's already mutated. It would be a shame to the audience if he doesn't mutate!"
Nuwa asked weakly, "No, have you ever thought about the fate of those monsters who are 81 difficult?"
Zi Feng complained, "Didn't I say it before? The backstage is full of people, those who are blind and displeased, we will kill them all the way, and we will beat anyone who doesn't obey. Anyway, Jin Chanzi has already become a big account. By the way, brother-in-law, how is that guy's training going? Can he bury the sky, bury the earth, and bury all living beings? Can you teach him the Zhuxian Sword Formation? We will beat anyone who doesn't obey."
Tongtian Patriarch: "I didn't teach him, but that guy is a qualified swordsman. However, he still needs to comprehend the sword intent by himself."
Zi Feng suddenly said, "Kill one person every ten steps, and leave no trace in a thousand miles."
Tongtian Jiaozhu really caught on: "That can be done." The others all facepalmed. Why did it feel like these two finally had friends they could play with?!
Nuwa looked at Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun who were shaking their heads, and said weakly: "You'll get used to it. She doesn't mean any harm, it's just her nature."
Zi Feng rolled his eyes at them and began to discuss the next question with Tongtian Patriarch, which was, if the Guanyin Sword was taken away now, what would happen to the Journey to the West catastrophe?
Tongtian Patriarch thought about it and said, "Nezha can't do it, right? Then the three of them together can't do it either?"
Zi Feng said disdainfully, "Are you stupid? Just take those few words from Tathagata and throw them directly in Li Shimin's face. Anyone with a bit of self-respect should have chosen to invade. Speaking of which, the bullies should be dealt with, and the bald man's hands should be chopped off."
Tongtian Sect Master: "Ksitigarbha's temperament is okay."
Zi Feng said disdainfully: "I know that Dizang has the curse seal and is not dead, which means that he is a reliable bald man. However, this does not mean that other bald men have not done anything. Anyway, call Nezha."
Tongtian Patriarch: "Isn't this bad?"
Zi Feng glanced at Yuan Shi Tian Zun and said, "I want you to know why this is possible: I have never cared about life or death, and I have always defied the will of Heaven. My fate is determined by my own hands, not by Heaven. I will become a demon, not an immortal."
Yuanshi Tianzun: "Hmph."
Zi Feng asked the life editing system to give Nezha a life background: "Ask Nezha to set up a person who will write the first chapter in the Book of Life and Death."
Don't mention it, the rebellious Nezha is indeed quite creative. Although his character design is not the First Judge, he did set himself up as the spirit of the Judge's Pen. Zi Feng felt very speechless, but don't mention it, really don't mention it, Nezha can actually close himself, because he set himself up as the spirit bead on the original Judge's Pen.
Zifeng and Tongtian were both very pleased with the design of Nezha, the young Nezha. Zifeng's second task for Nezha was to clean up the mess and renovate the underworld. Nezha didn't hesitate, cleansing it up immediately and paying the bill promptly at Nuwa's palace. Nuwa, Tongtian, and Zifeng were simply watching the fun, but Yuanshi Tianzun's face darkened as he watched.
Those good people with great merits were secretly sent to Buddhism by Dizang. What made Zi Feng speechless was that most of the people in the Eighteen Hells were immortals from the Jie Religion, as well as Qin Shi Huang, and many other famous generals and celebrities, all of whom were saved in the Eighteen Hells.
Zi Feng patted Tong Tian Jiaozhu and asked, "Do you want that lotus?"
Tongtian replied: "If you want it, I'll give it to you."
Zi Feng complained: "No, no, no, I want it because you all don't want it. After all, I can still use the ones you have updated, but you can't even touch the ones I have updated."
Tongtian Sect Master: "What about my wife?"
Nuwa: "Ahem, that depends on how much the cub updates." The Four Saints were speechless again.
Zi Feng took out his knife and said, "Look, what I use is pitch black and has cursed power. Are you sure you can update it? Even if it is the origin of the world, which is the end of heaven as you understand it, it will be useless." The Four Saints became even more silent.
Nezha's drastic reforms, although the Jade Emperor didn't know what Nezha was doing, but he was not stupid. He could see that there was a sage behind this. In this case, he would wait and see what would happen. It would be the safest. After Nezha finished his business, Zi Feng was curious about what happened to Sha Wujing. Why was he thrown down for breaking a plate? Anyway, Nezha and Tongtian Jiaozhu were both confused.
Nezha: "There's nothing wrong with the Jade Emperor this time."
Tongtian Patriarch: "It seems that there is nothing wrong with it."
Zi Feng also remained silent for a long time. He asked speechlessly, "This guy must have taken money from the person who made the glass lamp, right? Otherwise, how could he be so dedicated and spend so much money in one day?!"
Everyone laughed, while Zi Feng was thinking about how to change Sha Seng's situation and earn karma points. The three of them finally decided that it would be best if Sha Seng was willing to change voluntarily, otherwise they would just kill him and replace him.
Zi Feng complained, "Don't kill Nezha, at least leave him in his original form. That would destroy half of his cultivation, making him the same level as the Six-Eared Macaque. This would only cause trouble for the Taoist sect. Our Tang Sanzang would be able to kill them in minutes."
Nezha thought this was a good idea, and the Four Saints all said four words in unison: "Good."
Zi Feng couldn't help but complain: "You four, who can tell me where this is going? I think this proposal is quite unethical, a bunch of hypocrites."
Nuwa burst into laughter and added, "They all say goodness, I'm embarrassed to be so different."
Zi Feng curled his lips, his disdain evident in his eyes. However, Nezha apparently thought this was a good suggestion, and so, right after meeting the Bodhisattva, the unfortunate Sha Seng was given a beating by Nezha, leaving him weaker than Liu Er. Given Jin Chan's bad temper, he'd probably eat him like a meal in a matter of minutes.
In Guanyin's original setting, Nezha didn't exist, but now, a group of people who are weaker than Tang Sanzang are not ashamed to continue. Now, after the underworld petitioned, Zi Feng gave Nezha an idea: "The Dragon King of Jinghe and Li Shimin were both deceived. Drag Yuan Shoucheng to the underworld to be punished."
Nezha, Tongtian Jiaozhu, and Zi Feng all thought: "Good idea." The other three saints covered their faces. As partners, they felt tired, not to mention the Buddhist sect as their enemy. They probably wanted to die.
So when it comes to the chapter where Yuan Shoucheng and the Dragon King of Jinghe River are gambling and fighting, Zi Feng directly transforms Nezha into a water monster, and then reminds the Dragon King of Jinghe River to follow the rules of mortals and go directly to Li Shimin to file a complaint, and see how the Buddhist sect will proceed.
Nezha: "Okay, just watch over me."
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