Chapter 2353. Fortune System VS Exchange System 2
Chapter 2353. Fortune System VS Exchange System 2
The police officers on the other side were puzzled: "What are you after?"
Han Zifeng complained, "I'm happy if they're not doing well. By the way, my brother was innocent to begin with, so what's wrong with me demanding justice for him?"
The police officer opposite was speechless. Why did it feel like they were going to fight to the death? He casually asked, "Is it really okay for you to go to such lengths?"
Zi Feng calmly said, "By the way, I was abducted to their family by my current mother, Han Xiulan. I am the child of the second son of the Pan family who is already dead. In principle, my brother and I are the legitimate legal representatives of the Pan family. Isn't this considered murder for money? Such a big company, giving it to the state, is that reasonable? Also, the Pan family's involvement in foreign affairs is very abnormal. You can investigate that while you're at it."
The police officer asked, speechless, "How did you know?"
Zi Feng replied, "I'm a fortune teller. I don't have the original Wu Qing. I'm here to avenge Pan Lao Er's family. You can handle it if you can, but if you can't, I'll handle it my way. Also, notify the metaphysics department that many evil cultivators may die nationwide recently. Damn it, bullying the blessed like this, they don't deserve to live. Also, tell everyone in the metaphysics sects that they are absolutely against me, no matter which sect in heaven or earth. If you're not satisfied, invite someone. I want to see if anyone dares to mess with this little miss."
The police were even more speechless: "You're pretty arrogant, aren't you? Do you even know which departments are involved in metaphysics?"
Zi Feng complained, "Even if the Human Emperor Fuxi came over, he'd have to tell me that the girl is right. Otherwise, I'd beat that fortune teller up too. Have humans been taught to be so shameless?"
The police on the other end of the phone remained silent. Meanwhile, her front door was kicked open. Zi Feng, seeing the door plastered to the ground, roared, "Does fixing a door cost nothing?! Would it kill you to ring the doorbell?!" Seeing that the people who came in were all dressed as Taoist priests, Zi Feng pointed at a fat man speechlessly and asked, "Wait, do you really have pandas here?!"
The panda was referred to as a panda that had become a spirit. At this moment, the panda obediently turned back into its original round and chubby form and happily said, "I was marked as a spirit, so I'm in the team now."
The two young Taoist priests were dumbfounded. One of them asked, "No, no, senior, is this appropriate?"
Zi Feng happily rubbed the panda a few times and said, "Oh, this is their strongest defense—being cute." The two Taoists' mouths twitched. Zi Feng pointed his hand at Wu Jiaojiao's forehead, and two systems flew out of his mind. Zi Feng said, "Find two people to test the systems. I need all the test data."
The panda asked curiously, "And then?"
Zifeng emphasized again: "I need the test data."
Panda blinked its eyes and said, "So, aside from the documents, you can have anything else?" Zi Feng nodded, then added after thinking for a moment, "And that guy in jail, plus a salary card. Not too much to ask, right? As for anything that requires a fight, call me if you can't beat me."
The group of people who arrived were somewhat flustered. Was this really a good idea? Panda was the first to speak: "Yes, Your Majesty, what should we do with these people?"
Zifeng replied, "Let the law decide." After a moment of silence, she added, "Just don't let me see them again. And while I'm at it, confiscate everything from the Pan family that can be confiscated. Since I'm out of food, I'll just eat you. Hehehe..."
The panda stared speechlessly at Zifeng, a look of utter disbelief on its face. After a moment's silence, the panda asked, "Do you have any preferences regarding food?"
Zi Feng shrugged and said, "It's something you can eat, something a normal human can eat. My expectations aren't high, are they?"
A group of people nodded, agreeing that it really wasn't high. Zi Feng took out his Ten Thousand Souls Banner and repelled the ghosts behind the group into it. On the other side, having understood Zi Feng's stance and with the state apparatus involved, the aftermath was relatively simple. And let me tell you, neither the Pan family nor the Wu family were truly innocent.
Zifeng asked the panda curiously, "No, what's the basis for your judgment?"
The panda replied, "You think we captured those wronged souls into the Ten Thousand Souls Banner? We saw it all. They all had lives on their hands, so let's treat them as if they had lives. As for the Pan family, they're really not clean."
Zi Feng shrugged and said, "Oh, I was just curious. Come on, take me to the Nuwa Temple." Upon arriving at the Nuwa Palace, Zi Feng calmly lit an incense stick and then muttered, "I'm here to play, I'm here to play, I'm here to play, la la la, let me inform the Jade Emperor that whoever misbehaves, I'll punish them."
The Nuwa statue said speechlessly, "Why are you planning to hit someone right away?"
Zi Feng complained: "My original owner died a terrible death. Mortals should follow the rules of mortals, but it's normal for me to chop down those evil cultivators, right? Also, aren't the Taoists these days not very good? Their combat power doesn't seem that great."
Nuwa sighed and said, "Alright, I'll inform them for you."
Zi Feng replied, "Okay, I'll contact you again if I need anything. By the way, is Fuxi here called 'brother' or 'brother-in-law'?"
Nuwa replied, "Do as you please, what's wrong?"
Zi Feng replied, "It's nothing, I just had an itch to punch that fortune teller."
Nuwa nodded, utterly speechless, then turned to look at Fuxi beside her with a face full of sympathy. Fuxi asked curiously, "Wife, what's wrong?"
Nuwa sighed and said, "Little brat, come play here. I'm itching to spank you."
Fuxi nodded repeatedly, reflecting on his actions. He asked tentatively, "I didn't offend her, did I?"
Nuwa also asked Zifeng the same question: "He didn't offend you, did he?"
Zi Feng replied, "I just really wanted to hit him, there's no other reason."
Nuwa was speechless, and Fuxi, who was eavesdropping, was equally speechless. All they could say was, such a crazy reason was very much in keeping with Nuwa's doomsday prophecy. The panda beside them stumbled, asking uncertainly, "Your Majesty, is it really okay for you to say something like that? Won't you get a beating?"
Zifeng stroked the panda and said, "A bunch of weaklings. I'm the fighting force of the Nuwa clan. Besides, I've already told them that I just wanted to mess around, but they wouldn't come down, so now I can only be sarcastic."
The panda scratched its head, then scratched its head again. Why did this goddess seem so unreliable? Seeing the panda's questioning gaze, Zifeng said seriously, "Well, I am indeed one of the less reliable members of the Nuwa clan. My suggestion is just a suggestion. If you implement it, you will bear the consequences." She turned her head and whistled.
The panda stumbled again, almost tumbling over. Sure enough, sure enough, this queen is unreliable, isn't she?! The panda asked weakly, "Just how unreliable can your advice be?"
Zi Feng stroked his chin and said, "Oh, that's a normal way to describe it. I just do whatever comes to mind on a whim. If I succeed, it's just bad luck. If I fail, it's just that I wasn't meant to die. I'm Nuwa, the goddess who destroys the world, so being unreliable is the norm. I even have a mental illness certificate. I need to take my medication regularly, otherwise I might impulsively kill a bunch of people. The good news is that most of those who die at my hands have a chance to go to the underworld. The bad news is, if I kill them, I kill them all, and even Yama doesn't care. The reason is easy to understand."
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