System experience officer

Chapter 2354. Fortune System VS Exchange System 3

Panda sighed. He called his superiors; this dangerous individual really needed a reassessment of his combat capabilities. After hearing Panda's report, the leaders felt a wave of dizziness wash over them.

Panda didn't hang up the phone. He turned around and asked, "What do you need the information for both systems for?"

Han Zifeng replied, "Oh, my current long-term job is, well, I'm a system GM, the kind of inspector. The data I need is basically customer feedback and stuff like that. Yeah, things that need fixing. By the way, if you guys can handle it, I'll basically leave after watching the show. If you can't, then we'll just have to find another group, yeah. Speaking of which, if humans are this useless, we should just cut off the next batch. At worst, we'll cut too many and then have her do it again." She pointed at the statue.

The panda was speechless. So, their thoughts were definitely not aligned. The leader on the other end of the phone nodded in agreement; their thoughts were also completely different.

Once the two sides' perspectives were established, things became much more complicated. Zi Feng genuinely had no intention of letting those evil cultivators off the hook, but she was too lazy to run around the world. So, after thinking for a moment, she looked up at the sky and said to Nuwa, "Sister, do you think I should call on the Thunder Department to blast those evil cultivators into a frenzy, or should I just cast a curse that makes those who don't have enough merit collapse on their own?"

The panda chose to remain silent, feeling that both options were rather problematic. Nuwa pondered for a moment, deciding that compared to casting a curse, having the Thunder God do the work was more reliable. Zifeng calmly said, "Any evil cultivators who have ties to my original owner must be on the death list. The rest can be taken care of by the Thunder God. Oh, and if there are any more who act like scoundrels, I'll go to the Thunder Department and give the Thunder God a good thrashing."

Nuwa nodded, now feeling sorry for the Thunder Department. Being targeted by her unreliable younger sister was definitely not a good thing. Therefore, her decree was very serious, making it very clear to the Thunder Department that if they couldn't be completely eliminated, and her sister caused them trouble, Nuwa Palace wouldn't care. She simply stated three words: "We can't beat them."

The Thunder Department members were also quite bewildered. What was this? This mission seemed like a trap, how could they solve it? Actually, the panda beside Zi Feng also felt that this mission was pretty unfair to Thunder God. It weakly asked, "Are you sure you won't get beaten up if you play like this?"

Zi Feng nodded calmly. The cat muttered to the panda, "Have you ever heard the saying, 'Why bother arguing with a lunatic?'" Zi Feng pointed to the Nuwa statue and said, "When I go there, there are Fuxi and Nuwa. I'm a near-saint with a holy position. Tell me, should they obediently fulfill their demands, or wait for me to get angry and fight them? The key is, they really can't beat me. I specialize in cursing people. If they really push me too far, I'll use my ultimate move to wipe them out. I've cursed several waves of bald men on Mount Ling to death. That's why I've come down to the mortal realm to reshape their souls. So, cat, I'm really crazy. Be good, be good. I just want your test data. Give me the test data obediently, I'll finish my work, and you can live peacefully, isn't that better?"

The panda asked speechlessly, "So, what was the original owner's situation with this body?"

Zi Feng sighed and said, "The unlucky kid failed his tribulation."

The panda exclaimed in surprise, "A monk?"

Zi Feng shook his head: "It should be the demon race, right? Have you heard of the carp leaping over the dragon gate? The original owner was a carp that failed to leap over the dragon gate and was devoured by mortals. To be precise, he was devoured by evil cultivators. This original owner was a koi carp that had cultivated for a thousand years, a golden fish. When he underwent the dragon transformation tribulation, his soul was cleaved out. The dragon clan elders knew that it was the little koi carp's mortal tribulation, so they sent the little koi carp down to experience life. As a result, he encountered such a family, who not only encouraged the evil cultivators to borrow his luck, but also devoured his soul completely."

Panda: "We're still living the best life."

Zi Feng nodded. That's right, it's a national treasure after all, how could it not be doing well? Zi Feng thought for a moment, then sighed and complained, "Ha, no wonder it failed its tribulation. It's more like a salted fish than a koi. It's just lying around like this, no wonder it's so resentful. It's already lying down, and you guys are still tormenting this salted fish to death. It's really infuriating."

Then, poking the Nuwa statue, he said, "Make a koi carp body for this poor kid, and tell him to rebuild it. Also, tell his old mudskipper that raising a child like this is a waste. It's not fat, but it's really fat." Wiping his drool, he continued, "Ahem, take half the money from Zhang Daoling, and tell the old mudskipper to pay the other half himself."

Nuwa: "This koi carp has no bad karma?"

Zifeng replied, "This koi is bullying the most honest of the honest. It's a fat fish with zero sales, a salted fish whose main selling point is 'You can teleport anywhere, dig a pond for me, and I can be the boss.' It's a bit too much to be played like this."

Nuwa, after giving her approval, actually asked, "So, this time the fat fish slept in the pot?"

Zi Feng complained: "That evil cultivator who was led astray by Zhang Daoling's family, he had his eye on her from birth, then borrowed her luck, and then even caused her whole family to die. Her adoptive parents' family was completely ruined. She single-handedly supported thousands of families. Although she didn't accumulate any merit, I happened to run into her, so she can still start cultivating again later, right? Also, who the hell made this lazybones reincarnate into such a family? The whole family was sent in, and not a single one of them came out. Although people are never satisfied, this lazybones isn't really crazy, right? Give her another chance."

What could Nuwa say? "Fine, leave it to me."

Zifeng nodded and looked into the panda's eyes. "Hardships are something you have to go through, but she's lucky to have met someone like me who's willing to pull strings for her. No problem."

The panda actually asked, "Can I use the back door?"

Zi Feng retorted, "Aren't the Iron-Eating Beasts a race? You should ask Chi You for favors, shouldn't you?"

The panda lay down on the ground in a very lazy manner and said, "You're talking about my great-great-great-ancestor. Now, I can only lie down. I've only awakened five percent of the Iron-Eating Beast bloodline, and I'm already the current leader of the demon race."

Zi Feng poked him and asked, "Are you that weak?" She turned to the Nuwa statue and asked, "How do you purify bloodlines?" Nuwa gave a revised explanation, which can be summarized as: repeated purification, and as a mortal, she tried to drink the essence blood, but it couldn't be absorbed.

The panda, upon learning how to cultivate, exclaimed, "I've hit the jackpot!"

After confirming there was nothing else going on, Zifeng found a scenic spot and prepared to relax and do nothing. As for the panda, it happily brought a bunch of cubs over for Zifeng to pet. Zifeng didn't stand on ceremony, keeping a few of the more mobile ones behind while petting the pandas and simultaneously filing a complaint with the first complaint team.